1 year and 1.5 years. Silence is serious) A sharp urge for intellectual words (do not forget the age).
His distant relatives came from the village. The car as it is. In the village even two-year-olds on machines other than "BBI" (Mu-mu, haw-gaw, etc.) not speak.
Look what a BBC!
Pause
Wow, what a car!
The child so stumbled as a scientist on a wild man-eater, lasted a pause and said "This is a car definitely"
Everybody fell into precipitation.

I didn’t tolerate when they said "shorts". Only the "houses" The meaning he did not understand, but intuitively felt that it was the word that will emphasize his dignity After all, grandmother and grandfather speak very dirty and simple, could get from there. And he listened to the adult’s talk, and removed from it his own.)))

He is:
What do you do?
She is:
I’m in bed 😉
He is:
MMM, and in what position?
She is:
Chapter 24: From the Book...
He is:
From what book? and ;-)
She is:
Gennady Malakhov "We treat hemorrhoids with a smile" :)))

People, here we are all rushing over Bush, yes, and I (just don’t be ashamed!)He was only personally informed that his full name was George Walker Bush. The initials of the Pindostan prefix - D.U.B.
xD "how will you name the ship"...©
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Saturday, 11 October, GP of Japan, qualification, 2nd part
And the first, the first on the track, you won’t believe, Felipe... Felipe Massa. I’ll tell you even more, it’s Kimmy Raikkonen.

Brother pumps something from the inette and convulsively ticks on the sites to somehow paint the expectation, and when he watched how much jumped from the overwhelming pulled his finger and pressed in the opera "touch again". After which he tried to hit himself on the head with a hand (in which there was a mouse) Now runs with a wire and mouse through the room in rage...
by 0_o

Rat_S - look at your mouse, if clean - then you are a girl.

My brother is studying meteorology. During the summer, he practiced at an observatory studying natural phenomena and weather.
Coming home says: Today I was sitting behind the comp and next to the aunt employees work.
One says: no telecoms smiled? What is the weather tomorrow?
The other...
Brother O_O

Q: What did you not answer for a long time?
I smoked on the balcony.
40 minutes of smoking.
I watched the fight.
Oh wow, the fight! A lot of people?
Two people, fighting and fighting.
XH: What is the weapon?
WOW, WOW...

Have you slept today or not?
and gave and slept.

Stalker
Do you know what this is like?
Cozi
No is
Stalker
The sound of the caterpillar emits the packmen when it looms
Cozi
(The explosion of Mosquito)

God created all human beings equal.
xxx: just someone more and someone less the same.
For example, the Chinese are more similar.

The Ascend.
Go to Spat
He: Well, I was fucking
Go on 😉
He: He has gone.
See also: Top
See also: Top
See also: Top
He is Boom!
He is fucking
See also: Top
See also: Top
See also: Top

Only now I heard on the radio "Europe +" the joyful voice of the DJ: "Constantin, You won! I fuck you... (a slight confusion of the discouraged DJ, an uncertain whisper in the tube above the designated Constantine)... congratulations!" O_o

recently opened a new restaurant "Syty Bear" and wrote next to the banner the slogan:feed the bear and the mark is signed SABBY!!!! to

I see myself with one girl on the physical re - in the end, in the corridor of the universe encountered somehow - I could not recognize her for a long time..Well, in order to somehow smooth up my illness, I say - sorry - I have never seen you in clothes.
Who knew that her boyfriend was standing by?

wardrobe ‎(22:12):
The paper is over, the ass is full!
magenta ‎(22:13):
Soon I realized that the paper for the printer...

I’ve been waiting for a whole week to make it fun... and that’s what happened.)
I stand in the subway and wait for the train. A guy approaches a nearby machine to throw money on the phone. It takes a number - on the screen, of course, it is displayed with huge numbers and stuck in the 500p machine. I get the phone at this time and send the following plan SMS to this number for the last money:
“Thank you for giving us 500r for a beer. by admin :)"
You could see his face 😉

She
You promised me a photo, remember?

He is
You didn’t give me, remember?

Recently on the radio advertisement heard, beginning with the words "Dear gentlemen and guests of the capital...."

(March of Perm)
Today I was driving around the city and saw several cars with Moscow numbers.
The traffic is running around))