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[ + 85 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56012
 06.11.2011
Commentary on the torrent site for the film:
Not very disappointing movie. Except for Statham in the militants this year someone else is filming? The exit man works. Go into the mortgage, the storm!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56011
 06.11.2011
Shurick984
Selling No. 1 from agricultural equipment (photo)

Yarsk
Shurick984, Something terrible you have tank number 1. Like a horror movie. As if someone had been killed many times.

Shurick984
Yarsk, at night on the phone in daylight it is very even cute. If it is painted in orange, it will fit very harmoniously in the living room, at least in the children's room.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56010
 06.11.2011
Genius phrase from the girl: "the real half will always give in time"

[ + 46 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56009
 06.11.2011
You just described the plot of 70% of all anime in the world *rofl*"

Oh you naive. 70% of all anime is Naruto, bleat!

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56008
 06.11.2011
LexIs: I’m driving around the city at night, time later, the lights are off.
LexIs: I drive through a crossroads where the brave DPS stands, and shoot with a blaster in the direction of the opposite movement
LexIs: I see a car coming out of the darkness and moving in the direction of the "shooting"
LexIs: I think you need to warn, and the headlamps smashed them... and they responded to me with flashes, thank you, say, for the warning and reduced the speed

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56007
 06.11.2011
Three boys aged 11 shake apples on the tree, another on the bottom. Trying to scream - "Stupid people, they are acidic, hang back!"

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56006
 06.11.2011
Lying on the couch and forgetting the controller from the TV - a shit! I went into the hot tea bath and found out that I forgot to put sugar in the tea.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56005
 06.11.2011
The fact that the girl went to the institute does not prevent her from going crazy at the same time. This is what I say to you as an employee of the Faculty of Philology.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56004
 06.11.2011
A man just addressed with the words:
M: - Well, finally the guy got, 8 times called back, your girls can't explain anything to me...
A: What is the complexity?
They are trying to convince me that I am stupid!
O to??? to
m: -they say that the data of the supplier must be entered in accuracy such as on the site
A: Yes, it really is.
M: Well, at least one reasonable answer heard, thank you very much.
He puts the phone...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56003
 06.11.2011
Today my grandfather came to me.
YYY : Why?
XXX: I don’t know, he sat and looked at me.
Did he die ten years ago?
XXX is AHA. I am lying down, I think, what would that mean?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56002
 06.11.2011
The xxx:
Where will they take me, if I can not work every day, only after lunch, I have no experience and actually know little and know?)
YYYY :
Free cash :D

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56001
 06.11.2011
I call the laboratory and look forward to the results.

HIV test is negative.
– Foucault
Or not, wait...
Shock, cardiac arrest
Sorry, it is all right, negative.

If I worked on such a job, I would respond like that to everyone, every time.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56000
 06.11.2011
Svetabarnaul
I have a loved one, and when we go in line, I get rid of his gaze, and my mourning from his touch, and as they say, love makes us bugs.
t0x0t
What is? The baggage? Although you are right in something.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55999
 06.11.2011
From the Handmade Forum:

111 Viazala here takes and completely accidentally came to mind the idea of building mines from the remains.
222 of them!! Such a beauty is called "coaters"!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55998
 06.11.2011
Sorry I was late, I had some incredible problems.
YYY: Yeah.. "something"what are these?
XXX: Make it yourself

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55997
 05.11.2011
shvarz@lj: After the effect of circumcision was confirmed, governments of different countries in Africa, as well as international organizations, began to actively promote this practice.
One of the important problems in this method of preventing infections is clearly explaining to people that they are not protected from HIV, but only slightly reduced the likelihood of catching it. When circumcising men are given this analogy: "Before you were like a gate without a goalkeeper, in which it was very easy to score a ball. Now we have put a goalkeeper in the gate, but, you know, even with a goalkeeper in the gate, no one is insured from a goal.

Vasja_iz_aa: If the goal is completely cut, the goal will not be scored

Zloradskij: Then the basketball players will be thrown into the basket. You don’t sweat it.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №55996
 05.11.2011
I: Mom, am I better than a dog? I remember Carlson.

Mother: What is it?

I am sad: Anyone...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55995
 05.11.2011
XXX: I went to them. I am not like you now. I talk to the director, but as an old bearded programmer. You can't order web-db in the office, in which in the middle of the office there is a cell phone, and on the cell phone to lie, dumb, BUBEN!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55994
 05.11.2011
XX: Yes, in general, the daily rhythms have disappeared lately. I wake up at three in the morning, at six in the evening I am already cut off.
WOW: Daily - no more, this is when the months fail!
Thank God, I only have a monthly salary. A delay also means a delay.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55993
 05.11.2011
Katie, who are you talking to?
Alone with myself.
And what they say?

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