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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №120453
 11.11.2015
The journalist interviewed the Minister of Finance.
There were three questions from the viewers.
Please say, the prices have recently risen, the trip has increased, the transportation is again, the benefits are cancelled - it's all the US, Obama arranged?
is right.
- But the fact that wages are low, and sometimes delay, with pensions again something frozen, the ruble falls - it is also a matter of the hands of the United States, the CIA, the State Department?
Absolutely true, their work.
And finally. If all the financial issues in our country are now decided by the United States, then who are you giving up on?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №120452
 11.11.2015
The girl cut off her hand to prove the power of her love."

It has always been interesting how the power of love is associated with cuts in the arm, jumping under the train and harakiri?

As in an anecdote:

For me, a beautiful girl risked her life.
How is it?
She said she would rather jump into the river than marry me.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120451
 11.11.2015
Case at work: In 2015, the company purchased several books for staff.
Every employee receives a letter on a shared disk – what would you think? Schedule of Reading!
In addition, the schedule lies on the shared disk and is closed with the rights of the network administrator.
That is, in order to subscribe to the reading, you need, in addition to recording in the file, to request personal access to the file itself!
"Son, I stood in line for coupons for 3 hours!" - it doesn't seem strange anymore)

[ + 30 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120450
 11.11.2015
XXX: How is it in English: discoloration? I am writing an article in English about the USSR.
Tagged: fisting

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120449
 11.11.2015
The Saratov News:
The driver of trolley bus No. 3 took the route No. 16 this morning. About this IA correspondent "Versiya-Saratov" told one of the passengers of public transport. “I sat down in the ‘three’ and the ‘sixteenth’ didn’t go because of some obstacle in the city center. Then it became known that it is still possible to travel", — told the publisher. According to her, after this in the trolleybus cabin was held a sort of vote. “The majority of votes decided that this trolleybus would be the 16th,” she added, adding that after several stops she had to leave public transportation.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №120448
 11.11.2015
And if daddy was like many on: fishing, in the town, on the role-playing games of knights, on football or hockey for his team to get sick constantly went out, did not have a lot of hobbies when there is no daddy's home. Maybe he is not angry? He’s just not there, and you don’t even think of him.
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Ahh :) I had a wonderful time working remotely on my dream job. It ended a year after I got married because I had to go to work in the office.

Three years later, his wife confessed: "I knew with my brains that when you sit at the computer, you are busy, you make money. And the heart... just didn’t cope, all the reflexes demanded to immediately pull you out and load something on the household!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120447
 11.11.2015
yy: I'll wrap myself in a plank, turn off the lights, sit in front of the window and look at the snowflakes against the backdrop of the sad lights.

nn: straight vanilla

yy: almost, if not one "but"

I didn’t shave for a week.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120446
 11.11.2015
By the way, here our frontenders finally made a great joke, I can't help but share. :DD
While one glued the moment of tapping, the other said to him - look more carefully, do not glue to your hands, or you can run the current on the php.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120445
 11.11.2015
A conversation between two former students who discussed philosophical topics a little earlier:
The Department of Philosophy could be proud of us.
Go for the machine.
We are old for machines.
Up to 27 years old
Tell it to my soldier.
The reader!! to
rather than a donor.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120444
 11.11.2015
Have you tried to shoot from a 100 meters shell? Or at least 25? Every second leaves in milk by 25. You won’t be targeted at a hundred.
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I tried the collection. hit the target. And my friend, the KMS of the shooting, without a gunshot put on the 280 of the 300 and said, "Comrade Colonel, I went or still shoot?"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120443
 11.11.2015
In response to the question asked by the New York Times: “If you had the opportunity to go back and kill Hitler while he was a baby, would you agree?” It is impossible to stay aside.”

I’d better fuck Marilyn Monroe.

Zzz by baby?

YY Member

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120442
 11.11.2015
Appeal of Pavlensky

1 and this is the worst organization of the country!

2 Probably not. He would try to splash in the temple!

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120441
 11.11.2015
The next number in the Fibonacci series is the sum of the previous two.

Captain Hypothenus

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №120440
 11.11.2015
We went to a cat exhibition. For the first time I struck the Sphinx... He’s all so warm, pulsating, slightly silky...
And all that! My personal life is covered in a bronze basin! I remember the cat right now!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120439
 11.11.2015
I sit in a line with the dentist, a woman comes in to ask something and communicate from the doctor the phrase "you are what you can eat since yesterday!", smiled everyone))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №120438
 11.11.2015
Third day all pages of Donzova and the publishing company "Exmo" in social networks are obscured with links to all torrents-trackers in the world and in fact to distributions (to torrent files).

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №120437
 11.11.2015
A friend asked me to watch his grandfather’s radio, saying, “Look, I don’t understand this, something doesn’t work.” In general, I took this rare radio, and it has medium and long waves written in the front... In general, the radio works, just no more stations on these waves.)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №120436
 11.11.2015
Correspondence with Mom:

Olga
It’s only 11:30 and I’ve almost eaten all the cheese.
So long before dinner.
Find another man for lunch.

Nina
and eat

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120435
 11.11.2015
Adamych©: We went to the Zags. A boy runs in the wardrobe - 4 years old, his mother stands and sets out, Tanya asks him how they are called? He is a parasite, well, they stumbled, he asks, and kindly how? He is a parasite.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120434
 10.11.2015
I want to love you to the bottom!
I wonder, where is my bottom?

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