Commentary from the group of sound directors in VK:
A ten-year history teaching. The man "the most pathetic in the city" opens up. Choose a device. Rider and the Evening Jazz Band. We counted him 1.5 to 2 lamas. As a result, the becher and jbl tr 125 columns were purchased. But history is not about that. The story of the white piano. The task is set: find me a white piano in the cabbage. Yamaha has fallen. They found a factory in the Czech Republic making white piano on order. We agreed on price and delivery. The guys are on the start, waiting for the advance to start work. The employer is giving away! He found a robbed office piano that had been rotten for 30 years in the basement of the music school. His driver applauded him and painted a car emal from a balloon. The royal is ready! I saw the tears of the adjuster as he tried to adjust that Frankenstein! The curtain!

Elon Musk, who is it?
He is an engineer!
Just like our Vasca?
– No, Vaska is a senior engineer!

This is the modern equality. The most economical option for women is this: a man works, holds himself and bears half of the total expenses (quarter pay, mortgage, etc.). The woman works,ins herself and children, carries half of the total expenses and fully serves her children and husband in the household. This is the minimum for a woman not to be considered a confinement. If the husband, for example, at least some participation takes in the care of common children ("helps") - it is already "content", children - female and only female care, otherwise why gave birth? Cooking-washing-washing - of course, also female, otherwise why married out? Sitting on the neck? If you can’t even cope with your female affairs – three buttons on the washing machine, multivarker and vacuum cleaner, you’ll think, a big deal – what are you, chicken, equal? And in general, in a good way, it would be good to take the general expenses on yourself, and even better - to maintain your husband, because men are so difficult, they are demanding too much from them, they are so tired of being strong, and you are strong with us if you claim equality?

Bees are not against honey. But the bees are imitated by the color of flies - and they are loudly whispering on the Internet. Poet Akhmatova once had to carry nonsense - even if there was the Internet at her time, she was busy with poetry. A woman aspiring to generals, too, is not up to the word-work is enough. Not to mention scientists, engineers and existing philologists. And feminists, who are busy saving victims of domestic violence, are seeking that girls in Muslim countries stop tormenting and marrying for decades, open charitable schools, centers where the wife can hide from the man who turned out to be a manic husband with children - never to torture their words or touch the shoulder of Vanderwomen. And the fact that the creators of neologisms call themselves feminists – so in these of your internets you can call yourself even the Pope of Rome.

The cynicism of doctors knows no boundaries. A friend who works as a gynecologist asked her to repair her computer at work. The dress issued at the entrance to the office was supposed to raise some suspicion, because as soon as I sat behind the car, the doctor, without hesitation, called the patient to the appointment. She, seeing the dress on me, quietly sat down in a chair, which, infected, was spread straight to the table. Moreover, it did not confuse even the punctually red rod, which is not so contrasting with the same scratched coat. In short, if it wasn’t for lunch, I’t have left there at all.

Haber, discussing how to correctly pronounce "Bitcoin and Android"

I am for compliance with the rules. Accordingly, for Bitcoin and Android.
Yesterday they came for the points in the “e”, and we were silent. Today, they are taking the hole of the “y” in Bitcoin. Tomorrow they will come for the stick in the “e”, and who will come for us?

The most ridiculous thing is that people who demand tolerance behave the opposite.

Q: 1C is purchased from us and periodically troubleshoot.
Q: The correct error

At the stage Solzhenitsyn asks Varlam Shalamov:
Why is the barracks violet?
Because you have already been on this link, ahah!"

Nimianna: For the first time I see the form of the cry "ahah". What does it mean?

Icuken: Sound emitted by air coming out of the lungs through a knife wound.
Because no one can joke about Solzhenitsyn.

to this:
Brain: From Liverpool harbour always on Thursday, they go there to sail to the distant shores

Dear, your brain is a little confused) Not there they go, but the court. In the sense. The boats ?

Do not thank)

..."The King" derives from "Caesar", and "King" from "Conung"- the leader of the King".

What is "Country "? The King comes from the name Karolus, a.k.a. Charles the Great, founder of the Carolingian dynasty. Karolus is Karl!! to

And from these your conunges, apparently, came König and king. But what about Northern Europe with its pretentious monarchs and wild vocabulary?

"In general, this bobslay is what sport? What is he developing? The fourth in the team is the last. He at least unleashes the whole codle and then jumps himself. There’s no need for an asshole, okay. And the first three? They just sit and sit. Nothing depends on them at all. They do not turn pedals, nor do they wave. They just sit in the basement and go. And why do you have to take doping?"

If there were a man running before them and throwing ice, and they were metaling spies...

Even in special costumes.

At the front of the shovel, he rubs the ice for her to drive better. The second special rod is pushed as a wheel and roll. The third on the move hits targets along the course of movement from the bow or spies. The fourth is resting, he pushed all this codle at the start.

Protoyer Eliseus, sign up

Putin, as an experienced intelligence agent, understood that the last part of the annual message is best remembered.

In the year 98 in Novorossiysk went to swim in the evening.
He didn't get to the hair a little, came down on the shack earlier.
The sea was restless, you walk on your knees, twisting your head.
I jump, swim and enjoy.
Next to a couple: a boy and a girl. Also in the waves they dive, bump, even somehow splash in each other.
I think love is beautiful!
They decided to go out before me.
I wasn’t looking at them specifically, but they seemed painfully romantic.
The girl came out, and the guy on his arms splashes, does not get up on his feet.
She said to him, “Let me help him, and he replies almost with a mate: “Remove me, I owe myself!”! to
The companion they came with was sitting on the shore first.
Then they all ran to him: they wanted to raise them under their hands.
He is no longer embarrassed on the whole shore: go on, I said!
The girl is crying, the girl is sad, the boy is crawling on the stones.
He climbed to a more or less flat area and first sat down, and then got up.
On one foot.
The second is almost to the end.
And jumping on one leg to the side of the carpet.
The girl came, the girl came.
She’s crying, he’s in the squad too.
I also have tears in my eyes.
He shouted to her, “You understand, idiot! I am myself! I am myself! I must myself! I want to live!
Don’t go with me like a little boy.
and----
He returned from Chechnya. Respect for him, respect for the girl too.
I hope he stands on his feet and he is fine.

What caused you to rob a bank?
He was the first to start!

This is just a foolish joke.

You are a developer. Answer, why do developers always misestimate the time to create programs?
Imagine you need to unload the car, how long will it take?
A few hours.
This is Kamaz.
- 8 hours
Kamaz, loaded with sand
- 12 hours
You don’t have tools, only your hands.
- 2 days
On the street – 40
- 4 days
Kamaz under water.
It’s also unfair, you’re constantly inventing new conditions! Why are you telling me all this? You, developers, are always telling all kinds of shit! Instead, you could simply estimate the right time to develop.

Knowledge of mathematics is when you realize that eggs that look 10% higher but are 15% more expensive are more profitable to buy because they are 33% larger in volume. That, however, can be checked even without knowledge of mathematics, by simple weighing.

I understood! The goose is a female goose! The lead is the male pig.

Sad: I'm drunk with a cigarette and you can guess where it's going. But here you, fools, the sniper will shoot on the glowing screens of smartphones.

Many people sit with an unfinished high school and think that a prince on a white horse will come and keep them, and they need nothing to do mean ladies without a higher education.

Well fuck you understand what you mean by “with an unfinished high school” you mean “with a graduated high school”. What kind of education do you need to get in order to start?