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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11280
 17.10.2008
Neji: how did the spammers fuck me
Good luck with Matt :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11279
 17.10.2008
[23:45:46] <kost9n> sell five, volga and chiric, and also equal 4
[23:46:00] <Gr[ee]n> O_o
[23:46:03] <-=(JAGUAR)=-> o_O
[23:46:08] <kost9n> and nivu and 08
[23:46:11] <Sashka> in the courtyard
[23:46:21] <kost9n> no, in the garage
[23:46:31] <Sashka> owners are aware of your grand plans?? to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11278
 17.10.2008
What did you do for your father in your years?
2: I did not make any shit

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11277
 17.10.2008
Life is not worth smoking because of it!! to

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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №11276
 17.10.2008
A story about the name. When he was in the car school, he studied with us.

Student by name Ziz. The case occurred when the exams were passed and

Read the list of permitted. The names were written by hand (this is important).

When the turn came to Ziz, "the wise" mint watched for a long time in the sheet.

He scratched the paper, scratched the tail, blushed, reddened, then shrugged his shoulders and said:

36 to 13!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №11275
 17.10.2008
Yesterday, the wife declared default on marital debt.

Anyone to borrow for tomorrow?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11274
 17.10.2008
Tomorrow, the sisters of the dungeon
YYY: The Killers
Yyy: The two of them? 😉

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11273
 16.10.2008
That’s why you guys cheerfully praise the girl for the mosque, for the fact that they get into the saric, in the box... respect and respect for the fact that it’s a sadness... then the appearance is fine and a figure... tell all your friends that this is the embodiment of a dream... and fucking then you learn that you were changed into a blonde with a typical pink naive foolish face (((... and two months you were murmured by the mosque thinking that it won’t save you... even the scandal of hanging hands dropped down... only the blatantly incomprehensible mosque all tries to understand what happened.
... this is how they are always admired by the smart ones, and the girls are taken by those who are easy to catch up and divorce...

Here are 6 points: P.S. I don’t like my quotation, but it’s boiled in my mouth! ...and I’m sure the quote won’t be approved (((


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11272
 16.10.2008
HH: And what to think so clearly)
WOW: How is it clear?? to
XHH: Clearly you are a lovely person to me and I like you very much. So I worry and worry and miss when I have not seen you for a long time.
I like it as a friend????????????? 7
You like it as a girl (You have a seven on the key)
A strong kiss... and how strong?? to
HH: What to measure it? in the horse power.
WOW: just how hard and to measure in what hosh
XHH: Volt at 300 think =)
WOW: I can measure what I will understand...
In the paparazzi?
WOW: Do what you want!
But to understand immediately.
Imagine a large refrigerator. You opened this refrigerator for a whole year and it was empty, and for a whole year you wanted to eat, and there was no money to buy food, and you ate roulette. Then you decided to go deeper and wonder! I found a package of pellets there. I like you as much as these peelings.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11271
 16.10.2008
and Mania:
The shorter I have the flash is so unique - some interiors are iron, and I lost a pink rubber shell. So I used to suck this flash drive into the back of the system unit, but I did not get into the flash connector, but into an empty hole. As a result, the sink failed in the computer, in the flight hit all the interiors, the system burned. Addons have been removed. shorter burned the mattrinka, the view, the sitemap... the pitch shorter

Tagged: angry

and Mania:
admin said that on the forum of programmers will hang out so that everyone will rust

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11270
 16.10.2008
And then Heracles understood what the power of Atlanta was, and he separated him from Gaia-earth. And the forces of Atlanta were exhausted, and he died...Because the cable came out of the rocket...And without electricity, no refrigerator will last long..."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11269
 16.10.2008
From Asha

Black: Fucking in my yard, some fool burns a washing machine every week. Sometimes they come to burn her. There is a suspicion that it is a kind of bomb: first to warm up, then to wash.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11268
 16.10.2008
"It is the right thing. They are either fast or dead.
And in Peter they are simply called: KEGLI!!and "

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11267
 16.10.2008
Plya, a sister (6 years old) in the kindergarten ran around the playroom for her peers with screams "I high your mosque"!!Tonight I had a conversation with my mother about not playing with a six-year-old girl.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11266
 16.10.2008
The child betrayed.
Nikita and I went to the clinic to donate blood. The child in the office held courageously, when out loud, tragic voice suddenly issued "People, attention, there are vampires, they are taking blood!!!", children-in collective riot, we-run out, because the parents would catch-bite...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11265
 16.10.2008
Pepez banks are looking for a way out of the financial crisis!
I go to the subway today, against me a large banner on which it is written in large letters: only until the end of October there are deposits for the population under 13% per annum, well, and how the star is drawn (a type of drawing). I read the note, in small letters it is written: the program is valid for deposits of 30 million rubles!
I think I'm the only one that's so bad on the subway without driving 30 million?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11264
 16.10.2008
Atrius (11:56:14 14/10/2008)
Hi to you!
Lina (11:56:33 14/10/2008)
Hi to!
Atrius (11:57:01 14/10/2008)
Slept out?
Lina (11:57:11 14/10/2008)
Hm... well yes! and what?
Atrius (11:53:20 14/10/2008)
I thought we might go somewhere tonight.
Lina (11:53:25 14/10/2008)
I am married!
Atrius (11:53:27 14/10/2008)
I know! 😉
Lina (11:53:46 14/10/2008)
I do not betray my husband.
Atrius (11:54:05 14/10/2008)
That’s good, I’m glad to hear it! So where are we going?
Lina (11:54:13 14/10/2008)
I won't go anywhere with you I love my husband, and I only communicate with you online, so don't stick!)
Atrius (11:54:35 14/10/2008)
Lena... Get rid of work, the night shift schedule has tortured you, and me at the same time!
Lina (11:55:42 14/10/2008)
What did you get, and what do you have to do with it?? to
Atrius (11:56:01 14/10/2008)
In the infu of my look stupid!!!!! to
Lina (11:56:09 14/10/2008)
Oh... Sash... you go home and buy bread, or you are lazy to go by yourself! I love you!


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11263
 16.10.2008
<Gogenhaim> I recently thought here (for the first time), how difficult it is for gynecologists to search for something in Google at work)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11262
 16.10.2008
I propose to omit quotes where students (and especially schoolchildren) communicate matte with teachers.
Or they think that their "strange crusts" deserve the attention of the tourist readers...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11261
 16.10.2008
she> spotted with all clay ) face, legs above and pop

she> read that if the pop smash wrapped with a food film and put on warm pants, then do this exercises.

She> check here 😉

he> if pops are soaked to wrap with a food film and put on warm pants, then push it all into the oven, you will get a fucking baked goose :)

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