Bronepoezd: "Our galaxy is about 13 billion years old" – and what happened before that?
Mku: the galaxy
Casablanca: a bottle of clay

I was 3 years old. Dad made the door to the kindergarten, and he did not very well.
I turned around, and did not miss to turn the newly read quote from the fairy tale."What a fool will not do, everything he does not do so"... Everything was very rotting then, and a little later I became clear and very embarrassed. Shameful until now.

This is not a forum, but
to this:

I don’t know who is there. It doesn’t run with my cat. After two such executions, he came to the conclusion that he was being tortured precisely because he was SIT in principle, not because he was hurt where he did not need to. So, now he learned to suck and immediately hide. Moreover, he is always hiding - even in the bowl, as appropriate, even on the tapes. He cries, presses his ears, and runs under the couch.

For a couple of days, go after the cat, and when the cat will sit down to hide where it is not necessary, say strictly that it is not possible and carry it quickly to plant in the pot. When it is soaked in the wrong place, cut it off and carry it in a bowl. When it is filled in a bowl, praise, glorify and encourage in every way.
Goodness and mutual understanding!

"Dassad": I have not listened to normal trance for a long time
"marantz": From Eurovision :D

HHH: And I got the cocktails straight!! to
No one has collapsed!!! to
HGH: Glory for the 170R and long years of life
May its cover be blessed, and may not its barbaric metal be touched in the hands of the handy.

Rosetta made the first photo of the surface of the comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko and found on the surface of the house of the director of Ren-TV

The child is learning computer science. "Mom help..." from the word "run" in five steps you need to do "step". In the process of converting the word I added "bag". It gives a rating of 2, no such word.

The Optimist Father:

Have you ever seen two or four year old kids? What kindness and education??? At this age, children at the level of development "what I see, I sing".
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children. Now I have six children and no theory.”
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Try not only to start, but also to educate. I managed, but the truth and only two children, as many as I could normally raise and raise.

In the bus, the driver approaches a young man:
Pay for the trip!
I am a single father.
How many children do you have?
and 10.
God, how are you dealing with them all?! to
What should I deal with them? They live with their mothers.
And you?! to
I am a single father.

here here :

I also had a story with "Upyr" (read, it seems, in ninth grade)....

The weak...
To me, a fifteen-year-old sister in my five read under the corresponding decoration - a dark apartment, only a fire, a strong thunderstorm on the street, we are at home two, we lie on the parent's couch, and she expresses, sometimes swinging, reading out loud. Maybe because it’s hard to imagine anything more terrifying than playing with her in the hospital for 2 years before, when she very naturally pretended that she would be doing the operation now and this moment will cut my naked stomach with a sharp kitchen knife, which I was strictly forbidden to touch at all. My mother went up to the fifth floor when she heard my wild cries down there.

I go to the shopping center. I am overtaken by the carapuse with the screams: "Di-i-i-ma-a-a! D-I-I-I-M-A-A!and "
Here appears a stinking mom and even louder in the footsteps of the baby: "Not Di-i-i-m-a! and Daddy!!and "
O_O

Electricity has been hidden for years. You won’t pay for the light if you turn off.

XX: I wonder why is Russia so looking to the pole?
Wut: Well, from there, for example, it is convenient to spin the entire world on the genital organ...

We stand with a friend in the doorstep: - Hold the basket, the mints are coming.

Withdrawn from the army as a captain, friends now often call me "Kap" and don't get tired of cuddling, buying a light beer for me called "Light Beer".

From the G20 Forum:

Security measures will be strengthened during the event. Residents and guests will be prohibited from carrying in certain areas chopsticks, squirrels, eggs, reptiles and insects capable of hurting humans, laser clues, swords, bows and arrows, as well as objects issuing sounds that can upset dogs or horses.

The main thing is not to upset anyone.)

This is:

There is no smell here. To the elected, I explain: a truly educated person will never descend to the insults of an opponent, even censorship.

Blue, have you ever read "Mishkin's legs"? What are you trying to prove here? What to comment on the appearance of a woman lying with a child in the hospital, and laugh at her, it is normal and even intelligent, and to call the hammer doing this a hammer - not? Yes, you have not only with education, but also with the head.

Yes, to admit that you don’t live in Moscow, but in St. Petersburg – it’s strong...I’m just from Siberia and I’m more sirenely...:)...

XX: When I see such inventions, I ask myself and the author one simple question: Why does Mercedes not do that??? If I can't find a clear explanation, I think the product is useless.
YYY: I also wonder, why don’t you drive on a Mercedes? I think you are useless because you don’t have a Mercedes.

Ah, once it went about bars - we have a bar, bar "Bar". They serve beer "Beer" and vodka "Wodka".

Petrovich from the rubber women’s repair workshop every day glues dozens of other women’s girlfriends.