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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38881
 15.11.2010
Luck is when you take a cup of hot tea, bring it to the compot, put it on the table. There’s a bunch of things on the table: a keyboard, a monitor, a modem, a mouse, a phone, a photocall, a cursor (who has been writing all week)... and with a careless movement you throw this cup clearly onto the table. And the tea fills everything except the above things. And today, I stood and smiled with my boiled legs, realizing that I was still lucky.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №38880
 15.11.2010
Do you wash yourself? with hands? o
YYY : Yes! Are you surprised?
Yyy: I will learn to cook and become an independent state

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №38879
 15.11.2010
I watch today from the window: In the opposite house, the schoolchildren are playing CS. Columns on the floor of the house...
The poor people.
The characteristic sound of the end of the round. The 4th floor from the window rises small and says: "ahaha! I have killed you!"
Floor 6: "Not you are a Pashko!!!" Floor 7: "Yes! I missed it with APE!". The round begins. 1 minute is passing. Floor 4: "SUKIIIIIII" Floor 6: "Yes, well fuck it!!!" Floor 7: "Ahaha we are all you!!!" The line from Kalashnikov. The terrorist wine! Floor 7: "What fool killed me and sparked me?" Floor 5, next door, a man of 30 years is lifted up and with this bass: "Well, I, ep". After that, there was no sound from the house.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38878
 15.11.2010
xxx: Do you, dear Shaurmofiles, have a way to eat a shaverma without paper?? to
YYY: Eat only the saverma. Do not eat paper.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38877
 15.11.2010
Has anyone seen a cat?
Since I have seen it, I have not seen it...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38876
 15.11.2010
The Ekaterinburgers! Lost without owners (left to another city) wonderful black brown cat. It differs in intelligence, wisdom, fun of morale. I can't keep myself, please respond to good people: unshakable administrators, snooping animes, other potential owners. Please miss it! 2 three two 8 nine two 4 six nine.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №38875
 15.11.2010
(From comments to the author's distribution of a new album of a well-known group)

thank you!
You can see who are the people and who are the Mikhalkovs.

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №38874
 15.11.2010
We go with my brother in the car (I am 26, he is 20), I am driving, he sits next to me and looks out the window...
- It was good when you were a child... So you sit in the car, you look at other drivers in the traffic jams, you could smile to them, they started smiling with their hands... They started smiling, and you hope that at least for a little but raised their mood... And now... You will smile and think you are a pedicure.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38873
 15.11.2010
Replacing the usual "gay" with "hm" makes us more intelligent in the eyes of the interlocutor.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №38872
 15.11.2010
The first sign of approaching old age - when to congratulate someone on student day

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38871
 15.11.2010
My aunt is coming today. In the train. In the zero wagon. Between the eighth and ninth...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №38870
 15.11.2010
A girlfriend is sitting at a pediatrician reception with a child (11 months).
Doctor- "What words does the child know?"
Mom and Dad, Dad and Dad, Dad and Dad, Dad and Dad!!! Grandpa and Grandpa"
Doctor- " well well, very good!"
child- (groco for the entire cabinet)- "blue blue!"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №38869
 15.11.2010
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: I have never seen it :)
YYY: Is it comfortable?
XXX: He knows it. I opened, scared and closed.
YYY: :-))))))))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №38868
 15.11.2010
Katyusha, today you are 18 and you are going to a huge ocean called life!! to
The voice from behind the table: Well, and before that she was in the harbour!! to

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38867
 15.11.2010
Moscow School of Economics

xxx: there is good because after the first course there is practice in an analogue country

YYY: O_O

I would be afraid to go to such a country.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38866
 15.11.2010
CCHR: O my God

You were wrong by the window.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38865
 15.11.2010
The xxx:
TEVIRP

YYYY :
Fuck the fuck.

The xxx:
0 of what?

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №38864
 15.11.2010
Importantly!
In 2011, the time zone in Kamchatka region will again be shortened by one hour. The time difference with Moscow will be 7 hours.
Public opinion polls show that the absolute majority of the inhabitants of the region are opposed to changing the time zone, but deputies of the legislative assembly of the region, as well as its chairman Boris Nevzorov think otherwise. They believe that the mandate of the president must be fulfilled, which means that people's surveys can be fake and boldly say that people support these changes.
Next winter it will be dark in Kamchatka at three o’clock in the day!!! For this we must thank the Government of the region and also President Medvedev.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38863
 15.11.2010
The Lion (15:30) :
The ringing on the door... Cyril... (the old man who has not been seen for a hundred years)
I open him silently.
Hands are
I go drawing, he silently clothes, goes to the kitchen...
I pulled out the refrigerator and went into the room.
He ate silently.
Clothes in silence
Take the hand
and left
OO
The Lion (15:39) :
My friends, Blizzard

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38862
 15.11.2010
We are in bed, we are asleep. The back is hugged by the faithful.
She: Oh, I would have been a pitcher.
I: You’t be here!

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