News just rust, in Donetsk exploded morga: there are no dead and injured

Philip Kirkorov on the cover of the magazine "Telenedel" for 7-13 November 2011: "Top me useless - unsubmerged".

I even respected him somehow: this is what courage to have - to admit to the whole country that as a human being you are a complete shit...

As a child, I had a strange habit of not getting on the wires. The current will stop flowing.
Many years have passed, I received a diploma of the izhiner, for some time worked as an admin. But I don’t get on the wires anyway. and :)

When drinking stopped, the world changed.
Everything is around fucking! and c)

d0lboiob: Something annoys me about the last sentence in his letter...
S is!What did he write?
d0lboiob: “If the alternative, better... I generally consider the second system to be relevant. There are good options for calculating the remaining goods.”
S is!: And what?
d0lboiob: And now, children, read the first letters of each word...

I watched some anime, where the brother met his sister, they fell in love with each other, but they could not have sex, because it was incest, moral foundations, all the business... So the whole anime continued, and in the end they slept. This is )))
WOW: You just described the plot 70% of all anime in the world *rofl*

I don’t drink every Friday.
You just don’t remember them all!

XXX: I went to photography. It has seven horizons.

XXX: the mine has a 29.9 cm baby!
Do you work in Eldorado?

Putnik: Some girls like pistas that are hard to open, and inside are empty.

Leda: Yesterday, his son pretended to be dead in front of a 5-year-old nephew, he cried 5 seconds, took his iPhone and fled

A red hat, absolutely naked, rolls in the forest under a tree. The wolf goes by:
Are you afraid that the worst things can happen to you in the forest?
“Well, I’m waiting for that,” the red hat blinked cleverly.
I understand! The wolf said and broke her leg.

Selenium: a sad anecdote
Do you feel sorry for her?
I don’t understand the wolf.

XHHH: I have a bunch of old games from file exchangers. Once a banner comes out with a roaring girl in eastern clothes and a knot in her hand (I suspect this knot should symbolize the belly dance - but it looks disgusting). On the banner is the inscription: "kill boredom!". I have never read it correctly.

Call to Sapphire:

Hello, the internet is gone!
yyy: Sorry, technical problems on the line, the cable dog bites...
(The long silence
XXX: I sympathize with the cowboy... And the internet will be repaired?

Two girls come to the hostess asking for a place in the chicken room, but put them in the smoking room.

XXX: We have fun at work on Skype. and aska. And everything else. They say - to avoid all kinds of viruses and hacking attacks.
We will not polish the floor, we will cut off your legs.

xxx (14:40:42 3/11/2011)
90% of people turn on the computer with their thumb.
yyy (14:41:02 3/11/2011)
LOL Yes Yes
xxx (14:41:12 3/11/2011)
We are in majority *ROFL*
yyy (14:41:13 3/11/2011)
The remaining 10 laptops.
yyy (14:41:16 3/11/2011)
LOL *
xxx (14:41:19 3/11/2011)
and ROFL

The logic of our grandmothers.
In the morning, I go out to smoke on the balcony, the grandmothers are sitting on the bench at the bottom, the neighboring garbage entrance was stopped by the guys of friends, as it turned out to check the documents.
1st grandmother: again something was done by the hooligans, probably someone was robbed.
“Yes, I heard a fight yesterday. They were fighting!
3rd grandmother: yesterday on the news told the car stolen from us in the area, all of these clashes are doing what got.
A neighbor passing by:
That it happened here?
The grandmother:
The car was stolen!!! to
A little bit of shit from the balcony did not fall out of laughter)))

Katerina
What a status I had!!! to

Ilya
Is this question?

Katerina
Yes to?

Good roles are always given to bad actors.