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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №55932
 04.11.2011
Once Nikita Vladimirovich Bogoslovsky asked the outstanding radio speaker of the times of the Great Patriotic War, Yuri Levitan, the same.
The Levitano, for whose head Hitler promised huge money, the same Levitano, about whom during the war was a joke: they ask.
by Stalin:
“Comrade Stalin! When will the war end?” “Levitan will say.”
So, asks Levitan Nikita Vladimirovich to draw something on a piece of paper. He says he has never been able to paint in his life.
Well, paint at least a house, because it’s so simple!
In short, he persuaded him, persuaded him, and Levitan surrendered.
I painted the house, the smoke comes from the pipe. Such a primitive, childish painting. Nikita Vladimirovich took this painting, put it in a frame under the glass, hanged it at his house and with everyone who came to him in the house, on something argued that this was the real Levitan.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №55931
 04.11.2011
Once the education reform is completed, any reforms can be carried out.
No one will understand anything any more.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55930
 04.11.2011
It may not be funny, but something prompted me to write this. Anyone who was born in the late 1980s remembers the stages of advertising for toothbrushes.
At first, there were ordinary brushes. Later, they invented a toothbrush. Then the brushes appeared curves, harmony, because of which they better bended and allegedly continued (all remember the advertisement with a man pushing his fist 180 degrees?). They were replaced by brushes with a cross-cut, which should capture even more plaque. Next we have brushes with an additional rubber scarf that "massages" the gums. Then on the other side of the brush appeared a rubber plate that cleans the tongue and cheeks. Well, it’s all over with “silver ions” that defeat microbes on brushes. I am ashamed that I once believed it. Marketing, such as marketing.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55929
 04.11.2011
A combination of female logic with a conditional reflex... My former chief philologist, and not just a philologist, but a descendant, in the fourth,, generation. The majority of my life I have lived in my homeland, so although I know Russian and I know Russian well, I sometimes make mistakes in my conversation. And the same mistakes he pointed to me so sensitively. I was angry (although he was right, and unpleasant yet, agree?I corrected, tried to be more attentive... Now, if I spit something like that, I corrected myself, and... I was reflexively angry with the former boss, although I hadn’t seen him for more than a year.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №55928
 04.11.2011
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American and Argentine paleontologists have discovered in South America fossilized remains of a mammal, similar to sable tooth protein from the series of animated films "Ice Age".


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55927
 04.11.2011
I(11:13:21 3/11/2011)
How do you get to the station? in Moscow
Mother (11:15:34 3/11/2011)
I dropped my motorcycle in the storage room after work.
I (11:16:56 3/11/2011)
and MDAA. The women! The horse in the burning cage is pushed ?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55926
 04.11.2011
"Live fast, die young" - the slogan of the Russian Pension Fund

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55925
 04.11.2011
Top female naivety to take a morning erection at your expense!
zzz: top of waste - not to use
YYY: How ugly it is!
I dreamed of my husband J. Lopez, and my wife used an erection!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55924
 04.11.2011
How did I hear myself decided to try happiness a second time in marriage?))
I’ve been married for a long time ?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55923
 04.11.2011
<%fabrEgAZ> development environment, Thursday testing...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55922
 04.11.2011
Strange - yesterday was Wednesday, today is Friday, and then there will be two Saturdays at once.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55921
 04.11.2011
Russian translators of porn are meaningless and merciless)))
Roast for half an hour.
I encountered a scene where the whole girl seemed to be exhausted by desire and seduced by the priest.
The text is extended.
She: I want that...
He is a fucker.
I am all burning...
He is a fucker.
She: I like members
He says: Everyone who likes members is a pederast! 0 - O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55920
 04.11.2011
My friend has a cat :D
I don't know how hard a friend got him, but the cat learned to knock the Reset button on the modem :D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55919
 03.11.2011
Enjoyed a boy (from the strength of 5 years) in the store. I picked out some delicious snacks at the box and carried them to my mom. He tries to answer him:
Put it in place, you won’t like it.
The boy replied confidently:
It will like. I know. I liked it as a child...

A 5 year old man :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55918
 03.11.2011
That is what it is!

In the event that something goes wrong, every strong and independent woman has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on her ass and sneeze.

Every strong and independent man also has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on his ass and battle the shit.

It helps in the same way. But judging by the fact that grandmothers live longer, it seems that tears extend life!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №55917
 03.11.2011
Who was there interested, the author of a fun textbook on Spanish with examples of a pillow in the refrigerator is Chichin.

From the same textbook "Juan, you are a sadist! You can’t hit a nail with a turtle!"

Enjoy it )

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55916
 03.11.2011
On the article "In nightclubs can introduce visitor checks for the presence of drugs";
1st comment: It is not possible!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №55915
 03.11.2011
zajots
We received a letter translated by Proms into Hebrew for some reason.
zajots
The manager suspects that this is a notification of the water disconnection.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55914
 03.11.2011
The primary school teacher said:
There is a child in the class that does not learn anything. Tired of fighting with him, I approach my grandmother (working as a cleaner at school), I say "Do business with the child, learn a fairy tale for tomorrow". The next day, in the middle of the lesson, the door opens, the grandmother enters and reads a fairy tale from the threshold, and then still demands an assessment, arguing this by the fact that the fairy tale is learned and told, and what the difference is by who.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55913
 03.11.2011
In the United States, a court has banned dogs from laughing for more than 10 minutes.
xxx: British scientists still to study and learn from meters

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