Once Nikita Vladimirovich Bogoslovsky asked the outstanding radio speaker of the times of the Great Patriotic War, Yuri Levitan, the same.
The Levitano, for whose head Hitler promised huge money, the same Levitano, about whom during the war was a joke: they ask.
by Stalin:
“Comrade Stalin! When will the war end?” “Levitan will say.”
So, asks Levitan Nikita Vladimirovich to draw something on a piece of paper. He says he has never been able to paint in his life.
Well, paint at least a house, because it’s so simple!
In short, he persuaded him, persuaded him, and Levitan surrendered.
I painted the house, the smoke comes from the pipe. Such a primitive, childish painting. Nikita Vladimirovich took this painting, put it in a frame under the glass, hanged it at his house and with everyone who came to him in the house, on something argued that this was the real Levitan.

Once the education reform is completed, any reforms can be carried out.
No one will understand anything any more.

It may not be funny, but something prompted me to write this. Anyone who was born in the late 1980s remembers the stages of advertising for toothbrushes.
At first, there were ordinary brushes. Later, they invented a toothbrush. Then the brushes appeared curves, harmony, because of which they better bended and allegedly continued (all remember the advertisement with a man pushing his fist 180 degrees?). They were replaced by brushes with a cross-cut, which should capture even more plaque. Next we have brushes with an additional rubber scarf that "massages" the gums. Then on the other side of the brush appeared a rubber plate that cleans the tongue and cheeks. Well, it’s all over with “silver ions” that defeat microbes on brushes. I am ashamed that I once believed it. Marketing, such as marketing.

A combination of female logic with a conditional reflex... My former chief philologist, and not just a philologist, but a descendant, in the fourth,, generation. The majority of my life I have lived in my homeland, so although I know Russian and I know Russian well, I sometimes make mistakes in my conversation. And the same mistakes he pointed to me so sensitively. I was angry (although he was right, and unpleasant yet, agree?I corrected, tried to be more attentive... Now, if I spit something like that, I corrected myself, and... I was reflexively angry with the former boss, although I hadn’t seen him for more than a year.

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American and Argentine paleontologists have discovered in South America fossilized remains of a mammal, similar to sable tooth protein from the series of animated films "Ice Age".

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How do you get to the station? in Moscow
Mother (11:15:34 3/11/2011)
I dropped my motorcycle in the storage room after work.
I (11:16:56 3/11/2011)
and MDAA. The women! The horse in the burning cage is pushed 😉

"Live fast, die young" - the slogan of the Russian Pension Fund

Top female naivety to take a morning erection at your expense!
zzz: top of waste - not to use
YYY: How ugly it is!
I dreamed of my husband J. Lopez, and my wife used an erection!

How did I hear myself decided to try happiness a second time in marriage?))
I’ve been married for a long time 😉

<%fabrEgAZ> development environment, Thursday testing...

Strange - yesterday was Wednesday, today is Friday, and then there will be two Saturdays at once.

Russian translators of porn are meaningless and merciless)))
Roast for half an hour.
I encountered a scene where the whole girl seemed to be exhausted by desire and seduced by the priest.
The text is extended.
She: I want that...
He is a fucker.
I am all burning...
He is a fucker.
She: I like members
He says: Everyone who likes members is a pederast! 0 - O

My friend has a cat :D
I don't know how hard a friend got him, but the cat learned to knock the Reset button on the modem :D

Enjoyed a boy (from the strength of 5 years) in the store. I picked out some delicious snacks at the box and carried them to my mom. He tries to answer him:
Put it in place, you won’t like it.
The boy replied confidently:
It will like. I know. I liked it as a child...

A 5 year old man :)

That is what it is!

In the event that something goes wrong, every strong and independent woman has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on her ass and sneeze.

Every strong and independent man also has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on his ass and battle the shit.

It helps in the same way. But judging by the fact that grandmothers live longer, it seems that tears extend life!

Who was there interested, the author of a fun textbook on Spanish with examples of a pillow in the refrigerator is Chichin.

From the same textbook "Juan, you are a sadist! You can’t hit a nail with a turtle!"

Enjoy it )

On the article "In nightclubs can introduce visitor checks for the presence of drugs";
1st comment: It is not possible!

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We received a letter translated by Proms into Hebrew for some reason.
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The manager suspects that this is a notification of the water disconnection.

The primary school teacher said:
There is a child in the class that does not learn anything. Tired of fighting with him, I approach my grandmother (working as a cleaner at school), I say "Do business with the child, learn a fairy tale for tomorrow". The next day, in the middle of the lesson, the door opens, the grandmother enters and reads a fairy tale from the threshold, and then still demands an assessment, arguing this by the fact that the fairy tale is learned and told, and what the difference is by who.

In the United States, a court has banned dogs from laughing for more than 10 minutes.
xxx: British scientists still to study and learn from meters