I sit in the bathroom, a cat comes in, sits on a bowl, I fold it and say:
Let’s write, my dirty girl.
Dad from the room cries:
I’m embarrassed to ask, who are you talking to in the bathroom?

C-hubra, the news of the Opportunity spacecraft that worked 3120 soles (Mars days), instead of 90 planned.
A: Respect for such marshalers :)
Even without a wheel, shoulder and heater, they continue to research, they have a purpose in life, they don’t drop their arms, and you sit at computers and spend your life meaninglessly!

In the discussion of the idea of Islamists of Egypt to demolish the pyramids:
The most wasted waste of power and resources is the destruction of the pyramids. If you explode a pyramid, you must remove the fragments. They were removed, folded - a new pyramid emerged. The closed circle is shorter.

Yesterday I slept with this girl. It was hot and I couldn’t sleep all night!! to
Is my daughter afraid to sleep alone? and ;)
xxx : yes :(

The batteries were turned off at home. I cooked potatoes in the oven. I turned it off, opened it to cool, and left. In the oven, a cat is sitting.
There is warm

The year of the serpent is approaching...Some don’t even need to sew a suit, so...wipes wipe out, so that the poison can be accumulated!

When you bow to the West, don’t forget that you put the East behind.

I sat in the subway in the morning at the door that didn’t open. I read the book on my knees. Right from me the seats are already starting. The girl sat there. The people are dark. I sit, listen to music and read. I smile at a funny moment. Two grandmothers come in. The girl jumps and gives up the place of the first of them. The second begins to scream: say, ah, you are a bitch, creature, and so on. On the list before “so that you all die.” He sees that I am smiling, and says to me, “What are you lying, would give up a place, creature!” I’m a little in shock... but I get up from the baskets and say, “Sit down, please.” The whole wagon.

Did you know that the most common word used by a woman after the phrase “real man” is the word “must”?

Pharmacy item "FLEX"... O_o

Today I received a message from an unknown number:

Is that the phone?
I couldn’t find a better answer than:
No, you probably are wrong.
Isn’t this Natasha?
– No
I was wrong, sorry
20 minutes later comes from the same number:
I’ve gotten rid of it, maybe we’ll meet?

How do you look at my mom coming to visit us?
Audrey: I am not saying no. I say "You will not go through!!I furiously shake my beard and knock the rope on the rock. Would you say more here?

All of! Apple disappointed me this time.
The new iPhone is a complete failure.
I am going to buy a new iPhone for the last time.
To make sure I don’t like him anymore.

Do you know what the most common word is?
Used by a woman after the expression "real man"
Is it the word “must”?

Discussion of the news about the entry into the "forbidden register" forum of the game EVE-online for the article on virtual drugs (pharmacies, i.e.)

XXX is terrible! And for GodMode in the games now will give five years?! to
YYY : Of course! For insulting the feelings of believers.

I: Jura, Hash the amounts split.
Yuri is strong?? to

In Russia, in the light of another legal dispute, decided to close Lurk, but Anonymous did not sleep and Lurk changed the domain :)

I: Do you know the song of Nautilus "I want to be with you"?
XH: Yes
I: This is about me.
Do you know the band Leningrad, the song Rapid? )))) Did you understand the hint? )))

You’re a little overwhelmed when you open the door to the women’s toilet and say, “Girls, what floor are you on?”

XXX - Does it have a car?
YYY - PPC
XXX what?
Yyy is Japanese shit.