The will of fate took me to a nightclub to take a photo for Halloween. I stand, shoot the stacks of grimmed vampires and zombies... Here by me passes an impressive lady))) purposefully so goes. A minute passes....And the boxer flies out of the hall... Years like 25 from the family... Then the lady comes out and with the words "what, b@&@tt, in the dress you say...." It makes such a blow that the boy goes to the knockdown.... (the city is our military and this is obviously a husband and officer)...The guard so respectfully whispered....And the lady, with the words "home you can’t appear...." Quietly left the club.....

- But when I was fired from the GRU, I was withheld money for unused substance benefit (

Wow, this is a game! There and the accounting special forces created for the complete demoralization and impoverishment of the enemy. And training on dismissals – no longer on whom...

One day, the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of the planned prayer, all the people gathered together, but only one boy took a umbrella with him. Some think he had a true faith. He had a Jewish mother.

Did you come to this fucking bed? Let’s be more divine!
Grandma stop it!

I got the key from the warehouse in my hands. I spent half a day trying the iron. Now I have a worker on my desk! The first pen, with a set of 95 winds. I’m not going to scream "It's alive!". I am a real necromancer.
I think you are an ordinary gerontophile.

Escaped from the apartment. In 7 days you have to sign up for a new MJ, otherwise a fine. The Reggpalata makes a report on the right of ownership for 14 days. How?? to
"Giving birth" was easier...

The thought here in the head revolves... that if our apartment is robbed, then the thieves will not come to the mind that the most valuable thing in the apartment, as it turns out, is on the loggia in the box and it is -....and the ladies... TREAD. And as it turns out, ELKA is a profitable investment of assets: bought 2 years ago by joint purchases for 6500p. (This is with all org. fees and transportation), the current price from the site where purchased by joint purchases, i.e. Wholesale, 12700 r (without collection and transportation), look at retail websites, it costs now 20 000 rubles. How much did your iPhone cost from the 2013 model range?

I wanted to warn you not to get scared.
What is?
You’re not going to be afraid of the infestations in the bathroom?

xxx: I was faced with this approach at the moment, there was a question, which creatures of their parts can reach a mass of several hundred tons?
The answer was about mushrooms, their part - the mushroom, in fact, it is as if it were not a part, it is the mushroom itself, the fruit bodies - it is so, the spore reproduction, growing as necessary, mushrooms - like these are living beings.
I answered, and pulled the command, that these are trees, their trunk can reach several hundred tons, and it is precisely part of a living being.
We were answered that the trunks are not alive, and like plants are not alive, so mushrooms are alive, read the children’s encyclopedia.
No, I understand the fundamental error, of course, this is such a vulgar philosophical aspect, as it is now considered and why, trees are alive or not alive, why are mushrooms alive?

YYY: Oh, I don’t even know what to say...give an example of a roosie or a venus flies...I don’t know how good an example is, of course. I am a dilettant. But the question is, are these plants alive? Or not alive?=) I think that "trees are not alive" sounds silly.

zzz: It would be right to send the organizers in the ass.

Smile in Russian:
Relatively recently, my acquaintances decided to celebrate some celebration in the Tsar hunt (Novokuznetsk). A few days before the day of D "completely accidentally" the news that Elena Flying comes with a revision to this institution, flew around all local news sites.
I have everything.
PS is yes. Everything was perfect.

dimgel: (reference to tape.ru) "Linux.Encoder.1 — belongs to the class of Trojan encryptors. After running with administrator rights..."
by bhg. A hundred years ago, a joke was about Linux viruses: “Please unpack me and write a demon on behalf of Ruth.”
Dimgel: I see, neither hero changes in this life.
I have to find a couple of patches and squeeze.
Gary: Otherwise it won’t fit.
Dimexide: must
dimgel: and for different distribution patches will be different
Dimitri: The people! How to hack Linux.Encoder.1 on FreeBSD?! to
Garik: removed from the tongue))

I am not God, but I can also be wrong.

I walked on the scroll as needed (I haven’t read it for a long time), and the blue 4G doesn’t allow me to go there, as if I was swallowed on a porn hub, cheese... Not a question, the scroll from yellow-black - with the same success. Am I so back from life? People, has something happened?! to

Rosemary has happened. But cozy lives, use a proxy, VPN, etc.

"Spoilers kill the pleasure of reading"

A new hit from the creators "Sex without orgasm makes no sense" and "You need to live in order to get to heaven".

Aaa: In Japan and Korea, they love mayonnaise very much) And lately put it almost everywhere. I last encountered onigiri with mayonnaise in Korea and was wildly surprised)

bbb: We announced mayonnaise as a beef product, and they apparently have wasabi :)

LIKE: Everything goes to the fact that I will celebrate 30 years at KFC, there is no job. Considering that for 27 years I met in Berlin at a steak house, I can definitely say that since then something has gone wrong in my life)))

Discussions about the Bagger Peak:
- Blind for the whole wilm of no chest, is it interesting that the director specifically lowered the rating of the film, so that teenage girls, which make up 80% of the audience of this film (Loki, such Loki), or Vasikovskaya refused to dress up in front of the camera?
- And to you what, the main pop of Hiddleston showed...
My kids and I are pleased :)
We answered the question smoothly!
Del Toro knows his audience.

“Tell me Plotkin, is it true that Israeli girls serve in the army?
Truth
In what parts are they serving, how long?
Almost everywhere, in the Air Force, in the infantry, in the border troops. 2 years of compulsory service.
- Oh, it is likely to tell his wife that borscht is unfavourable when she has two years of combat infantery experience behind her shoulders.
It is not steep. Strong, this is when your aunt is able to disassemble and assemble the M-16 machine faster than you.

The age of the girl you are going to build a relationship with should be equal to the length of your member.
Pranker: This is a criminal article :-)
Fedot-Sniper: You have Galkin’s slang

Taska squeezed slightly with bulbs. Nothing scary, but what time I spoke with a slight whisper (ah, the voice of a burned hopper). In the end, I was a little frightened when a girl with such intonations and a slight echo on her face and the above-mentioned tone suddenly began to torture me: "Do you know Spike?" And you know Rarit?" "And you know Iskorka?";
So she wanted to answer, "Why do you scare me with your code?" ";