Zeus: I have arranged the expansion of galaxies and the relic radiation.
What a wise thing, Dad! Now people are on the wrong path and we can rest a couple of thousands of years!

In the entrance: missing cat, black color, ears castrated

Why are you so sad?
- To be gathered today for blunders, so noticed that I was excited and younger. I think now: "go – don’t go".

XXX: I have a colleague on vacation, we planted a toy deer in his place. and :)

A full replacement?

I asked my mom about the SMS.
Mom: "mb tomorrow will give the salary one I fear need to persuade a thin and so borrow them to use";
I: "mam, nothing I understand"
Mom: "B" means: may be"

X: A funny story happened at our lectures in physics.
Y: Tell me
X and I slept.

XXX: The Duchess
YYY: Open the lock
XXX: I am your father.

A beautiful phrase from my girlfriend:
"How can you think when you speak?"
=) is

and Ryazzan:
I am in the mosque.
by Irka:
In the militia?? to
and Ryazzan:
UGU
by Irka:
I’m going to kill you, I know you’re doing it???? to
Odious piece
and Ryazzan:
I get my passport :D

In ancient times, a prehistoric woman looked gently at a prehistoric man, built her eyes and said:
I want that skin out!
“Dear,” replied the prehistoric man, “she’s on a tiger!
Then the prehistoric woman swallowed her lips and cried bass:
You do not love me at all!
You want it or not, but the skin had to be harvested, even if the tiger was against it.

VK
The color calms the person.
and COMM:
Especially when you blow a green rope.

From the discussion of the installation of the monument to Bruce Lee in Perm:
Who is Bruce Lee?
It’s like a little Jackie Chan with no sense of humor.

Yyy, we are interested! and :(
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and :(
You are also vanilla :)

Haribda: So, do you see me, a man is fed with conscious dreams? What is the desire to control everything?
antly_ulvang is right! Let 90% start practicing at least conscious awareness :)!

I said the last was 24 cm. I refused to look at him.
Tagged: xDD
Yyy: and you were short while he stood running with the ambulance and measured?)))) Or look like an artist? :)
You won’t believe...I just know the capacity of my mouth...

Words starting with "pol-"
Through the definition:
1st If the second part of the word begins with a large letter (half of Moscow)
2nd If the second part of the word begins with the letter L (half liter)
Three If the second part of the word begins with the vocal letter (half street).

Greatly :
In all other cases.

In two words: never

It is a scream of the soul.

Commentary on the photo:
What a beautiful and vivid face color, what a puffy sponge, your eyes shine, you’re just an angel! And most importantly, not what modern girls, all their own, without a patch!
Answer: Thank you, Photoshop has tried.

I have domestic mice in my cage, I bought musli, I poured it into a plate, I poured it in milk, I ate the musli. 5 minutes later, I looked again at the package - food for mice...

Calling a friend of the journalist in the counter play, he answers:

Q: 5 minutes, I will explain why the body needs levocarnitine and how the l-polymer of ascorbic acid (vitamin C) is involved in its metabolism.
I have an article about Mandarin.
d: column about fruits and vegetables, crazy
d: not to write like in the magazine of Lisa "eat mandarines, and after 40 you will not have a loose ass, but will be juicy and elastic";;
d: no, fuck, we are called "Science"
D: So it’s crazy.
D: less than 5 minutes

I read the stories of neonatologists here, decided to supplement the story of a gynecologist.
The reception, the pregnancy, 28 weeks, all things. Three appearances missed. I’m starting to report it, saying, I can’t do that, mommy, bla bla bla. The analyses are not passed by her, I say to her in a spark of anger: "May tomorrow, blood from the nose, be with the urine!"

The next morning, the oil painting:
My lady looks into the office, looks around stealthily and, supporting the door with a butt, whispers:
"Doctor, I urinated, but the blood from the nose doesn’t go..."