Alex(Grom) (17:35:59 2/11/2011)
My colleague brought a GPS receiver (navigator). I put it on the window and connected it to the laptop. I wanted to experience how he measured the speed of overdrive: took a laptop and ran around the office... a GPS receiver, which typically remained lying on the window ))

I go on the bus. A 20-year-old girl is sitting on the phone. La la la 20 minutes. Then he asks the interlocutor: Do you know how to keep secrets? Yes, then listen: What do you think I gave him...
The bus just slipped.

"Natalia Alikovna Lisica added to friends Alexander Zajac."

What is the purpose of the cold winter??? It is 😉

Judging by your chest, you were found in cabbage.
But not immediately, you lived there and ate her for seven years)))

Description of hentai:
A good boy has grown a tenacle with the help of a magical electrician... and it has endured!! to

When the head of the neighboring department, greeting us in the morning, says “Hello, useless pieces of meat, and Max!” – you start to think that maybe you still imagine some value for the company...

Ahriman: We are now looking at the Nodame Cantabil, and this is probably the first anime in a year.
Finger: are we watching now?
Are we Ariman the Great? and ;)
Ahriman: I and my girlfriend
He has a girlfriend and he is watching anime.
Finger in the box!
Ahriman: I can’t
Ahriman: She is a non-trach person

Teron: I am a pure, impeccable being, bringing light and purity to people.
Electric cleaner?
Teron: no shit, a vacuum cleaner

A burning cellar and a horse racing is a fist.You try to catch a man after a salary.

I am free, like a bird in the sky. I'm free - I forgot what it means to fuck :(

KJD (17:05:53 2/11/2011)
Commercial sexual activity. This is called in our institute of noble virgins prostitution. At least at the Department of Infectiology, they called it exactly as it is in all the textbooks about HIV.
shed (17:06:38 2/11/2011)
Are you engaged in commercial sex activities?
SCHED (17:06:44 2/11/2011)
I am on the budget.

Terk:...and I was burned in the pioneer room smoked and ringed through the horn.

Comment on the book:

I absolutely don’t know the history of the Third Reich, so it was hard for me to read. As soon as I remembered who Goebbels was, Himmler appeared, and I forgot who Goebbels was, then Goering ran away, then I was caught by Bormann and Mueller, and the control in the head were their titles: Obergruppeführer, Reichführer, Obersturmführer.

Almost all the ugliness in the world, do - cross.

Curious story happened with the Prime Minister of Ukraine Nikolai
of Azharov. The politician was going to work and watched what was happening outside the window. At some point, the prime minister, having spotted and obscene expressions, pulled the phone and picked up the number of the chairman of the Kyiv city administration Anatoly Popov.

- Anatoly Pavlovich, your mother, what is happening to you in the city! – not
When he started to say hello, he started screaming at the head of administration.
The Prime Minister. It no longer enters any door. You are in control,
What ads appear on your advertising billboards!

At the end of the telephone wire there was a silence, which was later interrupted by a timid answer, saying, in principle, yes.

What is it? When he came, he asked Popov.

What is it? I just saw a poster on which it was written, “Pumps.
“On to Dacia!” What a fuck! The Pump! The head of government was outraged.

From the further development of the conflict, the prime minister was saved by a guard who was driving with him.

- Nikolai Yanovych, it was necessary to read in Ukrainian, - said the security guard. – not
“Pump” and “Pump”. Pumping on...

A-A is okay. Departure, Anatoly Pavlovich, - calmly said the Prime Minister and
Continued a business trip.

"The time for the matter, and the time for the fun," I thought at 2 o'clock at night: I put off the drill and took the violin.

rn2ff: blue, tomorrow in Russia Thursday-Friday
Hesh: in the sense?
rn2ff: we have a weekend on Friday
rn2ff: the day of Susannah
rn2ff: the funniest thing is that in Poland is also a weekend
HESH: In honor of what?
Rn2ff: Probably the Poles that Susanin brought into the woods were bad Poles :)

Vitaly Kulakova: the soul requires change...
Paylo Belov: and the body of whisky?)
Vitaly Kulakova: where does such knowledge of the human soul come from?! to

boss: Colleagues, let your wishes for the next year immediately, who would like to go to which courses of advancement. From 1 course / conference / training per year.
Slave: courses of upgrading)

Contactless fighting is when you are thrown by the customer and you are beating in aggression - where to get his contacts.