I was never jealous of my ex, my mother taught me from childhood to give old toys to those who were less lucky.

Hundreds of people are following me.
You have a Twitter!

An adult knows that Hans Christian is Andersen and Pamela is Anderson.

xxx: I can't get drunk, or maybe last time I drank champagne - and the cowards, as the hand removed!! to

<zizmo> This morning we had... Bogdan asks "Dad, and what is a bust?"
I was, of course, a little surprised, 8 years and such questions... And, looking at Red, I decided to smile. I say, knocking myself in the ass, "This is a son, like what you have behind, only in the front, above, and in the women"... So the red with the square eyes, the kajak shrugged me with a towel, and shouted "Dumb! Bust is the head on the spot!!and "

I swear by God that I didn’t even think of it!! It is (

Mikhalkov would have to be sent to SIO for 1% of the expected life span. Will he commit any crimes?

This is why when you drink a little, you quietly break into the apartment, a minimum of sounds - so all the households will wake up, and they will go out to blame you... And when you eat like a pig, you will get into the apartment with noise, you will ruin everything you can, you will shake your head about anything, you will get rid of everything, you will go to the bathroom - NO ONE will wake up!!! The paradox.

Reading the news I came across a comment:

Moscovites!Come to live with us in the colloquium, Metro is not, there is no traffic, there is no gas to pay for it, there is no water to pay for it, housing in the yard housing will be given for free, there are a lot of abandoned houses.In the colloquium, tractors, shepherds, shepherds, scooters are needed, we will work to ensure.Develop the subsidiary farming, course, pigs, cows.Garden from 50 cents and as much as the soul wishes.The air is fresh, the products are clean.Life is like in paradise.2015 year promises to bring asphalt.HERE!"

O_O

Caramel: today our old man (with a height of 2 meters) was given a stack of grades in the decanate, so the girls of our group, headed by me (and my height of 1.5 m), jumped behind him with a goat with an extended arm, a choir repeating "give-give-give...!!I thought it would kill...

Love life, not fuck it.

My uncle Georgy Tvaltvadze, a commentator on TV channel Russia2, told me.
In the year 99 he was in Hatanga for business. Never, he says, I will not forget the ad on the door of the local pharmacy: "Dear buyers, you can buy the missing medicines in the neighboring pharmacy located in the city.
of Norilsk.”
The distance between Hatanga and Norilsk is more than 600km.

The wife leaves a note to her husband:
Take my son out of the kindergarten!
R. S. He will recognize you!

xxx: we sit, we read the documentation on the key) it is written that you can hit it with a tail no more than three times in a row

I want to see "I want to know"
The boy writes: "I have the name Capplone. Tell me, who is the capstone and where did I get that name?"
Answer:"I’m afraid to say where you got that name from. But the capstone is a castrated cock"

XXXX: what is it?
YYY: These are glamorous valleys
XXX: Tea for Two is a glamorous valley

All the fucking, comrades. According to the news just transmitted, Sobyanin solves the problems of the Moscow metro.
Who told him we had it?? to

From the local forum:
XXX: Dear TV manufacturers! make such a button on the TV that you press and the controller feeds where it rolls there.)
YYY: And put in a vibrator.and ?

I have such bosses careful.
Fuck all the shoppers, I sit angry: "I hate, fuck, everyone. I want meat. With the blood!"
The executive stops at the threshold of the office of the gentleman and thoughtfully says, “Meat, you say, with blood... I don’t even know how to help you. Send something to someone of little importance..."

It is hard to live in the dawn of high technology.
Everything is already there, but nothing works.
© U.A. Minder

I sat with a friend with two girls. One of them asks:
What will you do if I take off your shirt?
I think you want sex.
But after that we’re still fucking, suddenly I just don’t like it.)
The evening succeeded.