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[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57854
 26.12.2011
XXX: The day hasn’t gotten fine today (
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Shortly, first, the masterpiece on the matana sent to the repair, then argued with Olka, went, jerked, bought bread, fell, here from the car in three voices: "Well, you are a horse, how do you live in the world at all? Well you and the loser", it turned out to be.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №57853
 26.12.2011
You know, if you have a long plush, it can come in the morning. Even a little more, even a new year.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57852
 26.12.2011
xxx: compared to spending on a girl, paying a subscriber is a cute stuff

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №57851
 26.12.2011
Yesterday, two cups of coffee from Brazil were brutally tested in one of the Moscow apartments.

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57850
 26.12.2011
In Russia now such a situation, that all those who serve in the army are poor, those who could not buy back, bad. In Norway, eight trains were stopped because of a hamster who was stuck in the railway, and it is better to be a hamster in Norway than a soldier in Russia.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57849
 26.12.2011
I work as a modest programmer in a well-known IT corporation. Recently, our administrators presented their latest invention - some clever computer network. Guess how they called her. is correct. and skynet.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №57848
 26.12.2011
Opium
As a feeling?

Royd
Thanks for living.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57847
 26.12.2011
Umka: You have to be an idiot to want to argue before the New Year.
This is not a gift to give ?
The Maximum)
Max: So what? I always do so)) I offend everyone and don't give anything to anyone))
Nick: That is an idea. Max is a genius.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57846
 26.12.2011
Comments on the shortest day of the year:
Why do you need the longest night if I don’t give it :(

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №57845
 26.12.2011
Lafayet: A “resurrected” young American from a coma one hour before his death struck doctors.
Erathia4ever: One hour later, a young face made them skeletons.
Lafayet: You can’t talk to you seriously! Do you have three heroes?
Erathia4ever: I love you
Lafayet: Create

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57844
 26.12.2011
After buying a notebook, the girl says: Now I can not only sit in the inette, but also lie!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №57843
 26.12.2011
Today in the universe a group burned:
1: and heard the news, as the parents of a guy, who is in a coma, signed a document on disconnecting him from the device, and he, an hour before disconnecting, woke up in full health.
2: And what, was it turned off anyway?

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57842
 26.12.2011
Dear Father Christmas! Make, please, so that one indecisive fool stops dumbing and fucking me at last. If you do, I will believe in you anyway.
and Arina.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57841
 26.12.2011
NVIDIA and ATI have developed the world’s first 3D graphics accelerator.
Working on the principle of relativity. Unlike traditional chips, it is not new.
Accelerates the processing of graphics and video, and slows down everything else.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57840
 26.12.2011
I am looking for material for medical examination. I am pleased with one website: everything is clear, brief. But most importantly... at the end of the article a warning inscription: Attention! Article 'Conservation of the corpse' is given solely for informational purposes and should not be used for self-treatment

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57839
 26.12.2011
This morning, the neighbor on the shelter burned (usually at 5 a.m. we get up to work):
Such a strange feeling... As if I was asleep... Oh.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57838
 26.12.2011
"Satellite debris "Meridian" broke the roof of the house".
Satellite technology will come to your home!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57837
 26.12.2011
In Vladikavkaz, a teenager was accidentally shot in the leg.
Comment: Once upon a time, I was guided by adventures.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57836
 26.12.2011
News about artificial intelligence on the hub, comments have come to discuss the use of voice:

Once upon a time, people with headphones were viewed as idiots.
I still look like that now.
I am still frightened when a person in the street conducts a dialogue without an interlocutor, and a headset hits in his ear.
The absence of a headset in such cases is more alarming.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57835
 26.12.2011
Review of the phone with touch screen in the online store:
Lights / 16.05.2010, at 11:02
I bought it at DISCONT-MOBILE on Krastec Great phone!!! I have not yet figured out how to remove the block from the screen. He is beautiful.

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