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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11160
 15.10.2008
Night from Saturday to Sunday. Half the third. The neighbors decided to sing in karaoke.
Peli-peli, all the neighbors, of course, listened to it (and where are you going?!). During the entrance to the next hit, a drunk male voice told the microphone: "This song is dedicated to all our neighbors, who are still not sleeping for some reason."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11159
 15.10.2008
Artuom: Help Build Casper
Start - Control Panel - Install and Remove Programs - Remove

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11158
 15.10.2008
J (11:16:58 9/10/2008)
Well, for this apartment, I’ll still give it out of the ZP. There will be seen.
Where did all the money go again?
Xudo (11:17:41 9/10/2008)
They, by night (while we sleep) quietly flee to the banana dream country.
J (11:18:00 9/10/2008)
There is bamboo.
Xudo (11:19:13 9/10/2008)
The fucking! While we are here...
J (11:19:20 9/10/2008)
They are there! There is no conscience!
Xudo (11:20:04 9/10/2008)
All of them! is resolved!
Tonight I won’t sleep, I’ll be standing by the closet and watching them.
J (11:20:30 9/10/2008)
I think I still want to sleep. Could it be bound at night?? to
Xudo (11:21:12 9/10/2008)
It won’t help, they’ll run away.
What I attached to
J (11:21:58 9/10/2008)
Oh! The colleague! There is a way out! Have to be friends with yourself!
Xudo (11:24:24 9/10/2008)
Yes!!!! to
I want to go to the banana paradise.
J (11:24:47 9/10/2008)
and so. The plan for this night is set.
Xudo (11:26:39 9/10/2008)
Yes, we need a plan...
Only with a plan can you stand at night with a shuffle at the door of the closet, attached to banknotes and waiting for the train to the banana paradise.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11157
 14.10.2008
I will never forget, after three times in a row. all, I rest, the handdoons ended...and here with the egregious smile of the hungry monster, a packet of 12 pieces with the words "NIFIGAAA, HERE I AM EVER!"
-=(®) =-

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11156
 14.10.2008
The xxx:
When we in the government talk about nanotechnology, they have faces like Homer Simpson, when he is asked what an integral is.

YYYY :
Do you think if our deputies ask about integrals they will answer? 0 - O

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №11155
 14.10.2008
Yesterday morning my friend called the alarm clock:

Go to shit!Don’t call me anymore...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11154
 14.10.2008
Sob@ka
How are you?Forgive me..
Demon
Aha
Demon
in my soul. Atheists forgive
Sob@ka
I didn’t fuck you.
Demon
I guessed a little.
Sob@ka
Sorry, I will clean up.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11153
 14.10.2008
$hakesbeer
I had such a dream...

Generally
There was pollution!! to

$hakesbeer
not..

$hakesbeer
Not such a dream.

Generally
Are you embarrassed?

$hakesbeer
not..

$hakesbeer
I bought a yellow Lamborghini Diablo in my dream.

$hakesbeer (11:26:45 10/10/2008)
140 thousand bucks

Generally
There was no contamination!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11152
 14.10.2008
The Bill Gates family:
His daughter put Linux on her own!
Bill Gates re-writes his will.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11151
 14.10.2008
xxx: here I am such a cute girl... in glamorous pyjamas shoes...

XXX: washing your hair

XXX: No one can guess.

That's all because I bleached my hair and my clothes.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11150
 14.10.2008
MatroZZZkin: Not everyone will go online - read about future purchase.
MatroZZZkin: Though I have a friend - he has so far bought a straw, he has managed to become a veteran at three forums dedicated to household appliances...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11149
 14.10.2008
In the value for humanity the appearance of Windows Vista can be compared only to the appearance of wheels!
What kind of wheels are these?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11148
 14.10.2008
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I was riding on mushrooms. Running after them.
VarLog: big though?
Herzog_zwei: I went big side by side. They collect people.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11147
 14.10.2008
The > Warning!! to
>Never try to repeat what you read on WASNE!!! to
I also sat on someone’s scooter and waited for the owner to announce!
>Instead, I got 2 charges in my ass with salt!!t t t t

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №11146
 14.10.2008
Good morning Natalia. I received your letter. The article was edited as you requested and if there are any comments, let me know. And yes, Natalia, I am not Oleg, but Yevgeny, I live in Dnepropetrovsk, and not in Utah... I don’t work with you and you’ve got the wrong email. And in general, I have a boring day at work, so if you liked how I edited the article - read more, I will help.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11145
 14.10.2008
In the hospital for the operation of the testis, the patient (a young guy) lies, the operation under local anesthesia, the operating field is flanked with a screw (he is conscious, but he sees nothing and does not feel). enters the old rough professor, looks behind the back of the surgeon for a long time and gives out:"why did he get cut off?"he had to see the patient’s face))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11144
 14.10.2008
$u4koff
You are not talking that.? to

lighting
I am just mysterious.

$u4koff
The mysterious guy?

lighting
Ohha

$u4koff
What are you hiding in yourself?

lighting
A lot of fun))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

$u4koff
0 0 0

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11143
 14.10.2008
I wrote with a girl.
She: I met with such a brave boy here. We meet, and I’m thinking about giving or not giving him. What do you think?
I : Give it.
She: Yes, I will not sleep with such a pidaras on a hungry day for a cake!

I am in shock. Where is logic?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11142
 14.10.2008
Methodius Pečenka Kuncevich wrote

And I’ve always been offended by those tenacles who hold hands and legs... ><

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11141
 14.10.2008
I thought it was I showed originality by calling the cat Archip. I was upset when I learned that a girl I knew called the cat Tichtinbek. O_O

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