Night from Saturday to Sunday. Half the third. The neighbors decided to sing in karaoke.
Peli-peli, all the neighbors, of course, listened to it (and where are you going?!). During the entrance to the next hit, a drunk male voice told the microphone: "This song is dedicated to all our neighbors, who are still not sleeping for some reason."

Artuom: Help Build Casper
Start - Control Panel - Install and Remove Programs - Remove

J (11:16:58 9/10/2008)
Well, for this apartment, I’ll still give it out of the ZP. There will be seen.
Where did all the money go again?
Xudo (11:17:41 9/10/2008)
They, by night (while we sleep) quietly flee to the banana dream country.
J (11:18:00 9/10/2008)
There is bamboo.
Xudo (11:19:13 9/10/2008)
The fucking! While we are here...
J (11:19:20 9/10/2008)
They are there! There is no conscience!
Xudo (11:20:04 9/10/2008)
All of them! is resolved!
Tonight I won’t sleep, I’ll be standing by the closet and watching them.
J (11:20:30 9/10/2008)
I think I still want to sleep. Could it be bound at night?? to
Xudo (11:21:12 9/10/2008)
It won’t help, they’ll run away.
What I attached to
J (11:21:58 9/10/2008)
Oh! The colleague! There is a way out! Have to be friends with yourself!
Xudo (11:24:24 9/10/2008)
Yes!!!! to
I want to go to the banana paradise.
J (11:24:47 9/10/2008)
and so. The plan for this night is set.
Xudo (11:26:39 9/10/2008)
Yes, we need a plan...
Only with a plan can you stand at night with a shuffle at the door of the closet, attached to banknotes and waiting for the train to the banana paradise.

I will never forget, after three times in a row. all, I rest, the handdoons ended...and here with the egregious smile of the hungry monster, a packet of 12 pieces with the words "NIFIGAAA, HERE I AM EVER!"
-=(®) =-

The xxx:
When we in the government talk about nanotechnology, they have faces like Homer Simpson, when he is asked what an integral is.

YYYY :
Do you think if our deputies ask about integrals they will answer? 0 - O

Yesterday morning my friend called the alarm clock:

Go to shit!Don’t call me anymore...

Sob@ka
How are you?Forgive me..
Demon
Aha
Demon
in my soul. Atheists forgive
Sob@ka
I didn’t fuck you.
Demon
I guessed a little.
Sob@ka
Sorry, I will clean up.

$hakesbeer
I had such a dream...

Generally
There was pollution!! to

$hakesbeer
not..

$hakesbeer
Not such a dream.

Generally
Are you embarrassed?

$hakesbeer
not..

$hakesbeer
I bought a yellow Lamborghini Diablo in my dream.

$hakesbeer (11:26:45 10/10/2008)
140 thousand bucks

Generally
There was no contamination!! to

The Bill Gates family:
His daughter put Linux on her own!
Bill Gates re-writes his will.

xxx: here I am such a cute girl... in glamorous pyjamas shoes...

XXX: washing your hair

XXX: No one can guess.

That's all because I bleached my hair and my clothes.

MatroZZZkin: Not everyone will go online - read about future purchase.
MatroZZZkin: Though I have a friend - he has so far bought a straw, he has managed to become a veteran at three forums dedicated to household appliances...

In the value for humanity the appearance of Windows Vista can be compared only to the appearance of wheels!
What kind of wheels are these?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I was riding on mushrooms. Running after them.
VarLog: big though?
Herzog_zwei: I went big side by side. They collect people.

The > Warning!! to
>Never try to repeat what you read on WASNE!!! to
I also sat on someone’s scooter and waited for the owner to announce!
>Instead, I got 2 charges in my ass with salt!!t t t t

Good morning Natalia. I received your letter. The article was edited as you requested and if there are any comments, let me know. And yes, Natalia, I am not Oleg, but Yevgeny, I live in Dnepropetrovsk, and not in Utah... I don’t work with you and you’ve got the wrong email. And in general, I have a boring day at work, so if you liked how I edited the article - read more, I will help.

In the hospital for the operation of the testis, the patient (a young guy) lies, the operation under local anesthesia, the operating field is flanked with a screw (he is conscious, but he sees nothing and does not feel). enters the old rough professor, looks behind the back of the surgeon for a long time and gives out:"why did he get cut off?"he had to see the patient’s face))))

$u4koff
You are not talking that.? to

lighting
I am just mysterious.

$u4koff
The mysterious guy?

lighting
Ohha

$u4koff
What are you hiding in yourself?

lighting
A lot of fun))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

$u4koff
0 0 0

I wrote with a girl.
She: I met with such a brave boy here. We meet, and I’m thinking about giving or not giving him. What do you think?
I : Give it.
She: Yes, I will not sleep with such a pidaras on a hungry day for a cake!

I am in shock. Where is logic?

Methodius Pečenka Kuncevich wrote

And I’ve always been offended by those tenacles who hold hands and legs... ><

I thought it was I showed originality by calling the cat Archip. I was upset when I learned that a girl I knew called the cat Tichtinbek. O_O