xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx to scare? Which universe are you from?
YYY: From this... in there and trees
xxx: An old-fashioned informal, seeing a comet approaching the Earth, seeking to spread everything to the goats, will sit in a sun lounge on some high building with a bottle of cognac, wrestle the "zoo" or "cream" and begin to enjoy a free show.
YYYY: Yes
XXX: I dream of it.

XXX: I got that in philosophy. I learned that the predecessor is drawn from Kant. And without knowing a single ticket, I found a few of Kant’s clever thoughts. And when he started pressing me, he put in a phrase of the kind: "and here Kant said..."
He silenced, looked closely, said:"well, at least so prepared" and set an account.

yyy: If the English-language predicate were drawn from "Kanta", it would be more fun...

I received the court decision, took the document to the administration, I say the court decision is not properly issued. I go to the court office and I get a new form. Again I go to the administration, they say that the decision forgot to put the print. I go to court, I get another document, the administration accepts it, but is carefully checked. All these actions took a month. But many insult the Russian Post because it is the most harmless organization. Try to complain to the court, at least you will fall into a crazy house.

(Out of the post "Killer Fitch Vim")

If you open the file, move the cursor to the right place and start printing, then everything will happen with the text on the screen, except what the user wanted to do. A short-term panic attack, mixed with anger, will pass quickly enough, because no one has saved the file so far, so you can simply turn off the power, turn the computer back on and go for a stroll.

There is only one escalator on the rise. The high-speed technician asks the passengers to get up two by two. Every 30 seconds he swirls this phrase, but at some point he can’t stand: “Whoever doesn’t get up in two is an idiot!”

The takeover of the Bastille 2.0, or how to frighten a European to the point.
Just news: "Greenpeace activists broke into a nuclear power plant in France and launched a salute".

Vassyakin: The difference between the USSR and modern Russia: there law enforcement agencies treated thieves as enemies, and now – as competitors.

In the words of a friend:

- I go past the store, and gladly with him right on the ground the bomb rolls. In the name of human love, I decided to ask if everything was okay with him, yet it was no longer hot on the street. To which she received a fairy answer: "I am lying here, doing my business. And you, girl, go on.

It happened in Moscow ten years ago.

I go down the street, somewhere in the area of Kiev. And I notice that in the ark of the house two men are fighting against each other.

I listen to. the buchy. One wants to go somewhere, the other stops him. And for a moment:

I look at them, the one who goes somewhere, looks across the street:

I thought you called me to drink vodka, not fuck!

And then another man, a healthy one, notices that I became an involuntary witness to a love drama. and pause. and silence. Our views met. I accelerated the step. He is his))

Do not talk to strangers!

I worked as a local pediatrician. A lot of stories accumulated during the work. One of them I want to share.

I sit at the reception, after the next patient in the door moves the bearded head: "Can? " I answered, “Of course.”

A man under 180 comes in, with vegetation all over his body (since it was summer, he was dressed in a jacket and shorts), sits on a chair and is silent.

I am a man (M)

I say hello. Where is the child?

M: What is it?

I: The child where? In the corridor?

M: What kind of child?

I, slowly: where is your child with whom you came to my reception?

M. Ratseryanno: I came alone...

I am surprised: in the sense? I am a child doctor.

M: Well, I’m a kid too. I am 16 years old



After a long time, my sister laughed at me.

x>>C on Monday you are in my insurance
and>>Wow! <3 <3 <3 It’s even cooler than getting married to call!! to

The number "nine" is considered unlucky in many (more than one) Jewish cultures, so there is no ninth screw and ninth iPhone, the shell.

In the words of a friend:
- I go past the store, and gladly with him right on the ground the bomb rolls. In the name of human love, I decided to ask if everything was okay with him, yet it was no longer hot on the street. To which I received a fairy answer: "I am lying here, I am doing my business. And you, girl, go to**y"

Fuck, go from here to your programming forums, programmers are miserable. Here you have a quote, not a breakdown, as the correct letters are not Russian to write :)
............
You’ll be surprised, but this quote book, like the whole internet, is created by unfortunate programmers. And "go away from here" - well, it's like... To the madness of the brave we sing, of course, but it seems somebody has just travelled all the possible shores))))

Free explanation of my wife-freelancer conversation, by phone. It was a weekend, quiet, and I listened.
Wife (g): Everything is done as part of a technical task, why don’t you accept the project?
Client C: Nothing like that. Who did you consider yourself? Do you think you are such a professional? In the Greek mythology, Heracles 2 did not count the feat, he reworked it! Do you think you’re better than Hercules?
Yes, so... a second... I look at the description, here’s: Heracles settled in Tyre and became the servant of the weak, cowardly Euryspheus.
A: I will call you again!
Within a few hours the work was taken.
Be careful with citing the classics.

Man is made for happiness, but he creates happiness himself.

About the coincidences.
It was 20 years ago. A colleague went on a trip to a provincial town. The bus arrived at the bus station at 12 p.m. The weather was good, and a colleague decided to walk to the rental apartment on foot. I did not take into account a couple of nuances - he was dressed in the latest fashion, plus on the belt hanged a recently purchased cell phone, which, say so, gave a moscovite in it. He walked no more than a kilometer, after which he woke up in the hospital with a stroke of the brain, but without a cell phone and without a wallet. The biggest problem was with the restoration of the certificate of the second form of admission. Restoring rights and passports was noticeably easier.
After this incident, the chiefs banned traveling through this provincial city other than by taxi.
The second trip. A colleague, having finished his job, drove a taxi to the rental apartment, and there he wanted to eat dinner. And he wrapped up in a cafe with the speaking name "Golden Fish". Oh, he would know that the locals go to this café, rather, not for food, but for adventures... While he ate, he was called on the cell phone. As a result, he went to the toilet and woke up in the hospital with a brain shake, but without a cell phone and a wallet.
The second in six months reinstatement of the certificate of admission could no longer be spoken. Fortunately, in the morning, a woman brought to the reception of a local hotel his wallet, allegedly found by her on the street. Of course, there was no money, but the documents were in place.
The headquarters made a Facebook spam, and released a new instruction - in the journeys "do not take leaves, do not get out of the bus!"
The third trip. My colleague traveled around the city only by taxi. I did not go to any cafe. In the evening, after purchasing products, I came to the apartment, and there was an unpleasant moment - the money on the dial-up ended, and there is no internet. Absolutely. The television was faulty, and the colleague became bored. Here he discovered a local newspaper with ads, several pages in which he occupied "rest." The girl was caused to be more sympathetic, kindly chatted, drank, ate. After that, a colleague woke up in the morning without a laptop, cell phone, wallet and documents. On the table was a certificate of the second form of admission.
Since there were work materials on the laptop, both our and the factory security services grabbed the ground with the nose. But the girl could not be found - the cost of the stolen significantly exceeded her income for six months, and she left the city that night in an unknown direction.
No more colleagues were sent on a trip.

Shakal came to the lion and said:
Let’s get up!
The lion did not hear it. Then Shaq threatened:
I’ll go and tell everyone I’m scared.
The Lion cried out and replied:
May it be better for the foolish to condemn me for cowardice than for the wise to despise me for a fight with the chacal.

The village. The grandmother gets a bowl with an apple cane from the warehouse, smells it on bread and bites. After that, I pick up the lily from the whole family, I don’t know why. I only understood the next day when I lubricated the bicycle cart with a real apple carpet. Sign the banks!

The main pest of potatoes in the U.S. is the Riazane bush.