Dear readers of Bordeaux! The biggest loser of the Moscow region is appealing to you!
Riding in the electric Moscow-Fryasino (17:27) in the first wagon diagonally sat a very beautiful girl, listened to music and exchanged with me her beautiful look! You came out on the platform of Perlovskaya! I almost followed you, but I couldn’t find you! As a result, 30 minutes before the next electric drive and a completely down mood because of the fact that lost you!
Give me your confidence and give me your smile! Asko 388-020-622

by PIPL! Plush me please! Help the loser!

Answer to:
Who remembers the inscription "Now the power of the computer can be turned off" press +, want to feel that you are not alone.
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Oh... young people!
Did anyone park the hard drives before switching off the drive?

Right now (20:50 2.11.2009) "Good night, little ones!"
Phila says to Bibigon, the type, Hruisha is sick, has a cold.

The Comrades! Congratulations to all of us on fulfilling one of our greatest dreams! We are waiting for 2 working days!!! Finally, the week will look like it should be – Monday, and then Friday! And so twice! Uraahahahahahahahahahahah! =) is

The xxx:
I once had such a joke. I went into the faculty smoker (I was then a student) talk about good and bad TVs. In the course of the conversation sharpened on the theme of the difference of colors on the edges of the screen. Someone asked why this happened. And here I broke...
The main thing was to convince this cotton that electrons are three colors - red, blue and green. Well, I sold it to him, said "Yes, you know it without me", he sneezed. And then everything was simple.
“Wonderful,” I said and put him another chip about E=mC^2 and E=hν. He twisted these formulas before his nose and, like “two times two,” proved that the blue electrons are the heaviest, the green somewhat lighter, and the red ones the lightest. He nodded again.
Then I applied the Lawrence rule for profitable purposes and proved to him that blue electrons are less deviated by the magnetic field than red ones, hence the difference of colors. In fact, he understood everything. Moreover, so much that I tried to pair this smoothie in the lab, and almost in my own words. Prepod had an unfortunate appearance, and then for a long time stumbled into one point. The proper diagnosis is selected...

Yessenina, he says, I will read you... I thought, cultural, and he started: "Song with me, the ugly fool..."

The woman... never went out... painted toilet wash... ahah! She may not have gone anywhere, but there was clearly someone visiting her! And the bathroom too! ?

Kiev, Kreshthatik, and the Globus Trade Center. There is a sex shop, I work there as a sales consultant. A 16-year-old man enters his ears with music, goes, thinks his head in tact, not paying attention to anything. Here he stops, removes headsets, approaches the shelf with a squeezed face, takes a phalloimiter and pronounces "heap in his mouth, how to play this?" I was surprised, I approached, I said "You didn’t confuse anything?". He looks around the side, sees the Jam music store in front of him and says, “Bla, I’m wrong.” It turned out that the drum sticks wanted to buy

Conversation of two poets:

Why do you answer question to question?
Do you not guess?
Are they so bad?
Well, who is not?

Ladies and gentlemen! It is likely that we are breeding, Arbidol and Kagocel are not even medicines and not a vaccine, but the usual type of nutritional supplements, simple chemistry with minimal cost and fucking profitability. It is manufactured in Russia at one factory, Pharmstandard. The owner is a friend of the Christenko-Golikov family, and in May 2009 the Ministry of Social Development accidentally made arbidol the main medicine against bird flu and the purchase of a piece of the budget, read the July newspapers. Take care and take vitamins.

Bring it to the top, let the people know.

Yesterday started spending wedding gift money
2nd?
1: Buying a gasoline
You know, I’m even afraid to ask how you’re going to spend your honeymoon.

Today, a bus with soldiers passed by the universe... Soldiers looked at the students so sadly and thirsty, and the students looked at the soldiers so frightened and condemned.

Shatoon is:
King Kong is alive! And he was joking in the toilet of our office.

Tanya (19:21:10 1/11/2009)
I was at the wedding yesterday! There was no bride, but the bride was in the ninth month.
Tanya (19:21:55 1/11/2009)
She came without an invitation because she didn’t know. The smell failed.
I am (19:25:04 1/11/2009)
Did the bridegroom come?
Tanya (19:26:19 1/11/2009)
My mother did not let him.
at Wedding

No, I knew that Google was scuco smart, but translating "Fuck you any way" as "Goed nahuy in any way" it’s already, in my opinion, inappropriate :)

The programmes are humanized...
Yesterday treated a computer from a virus, found one fun copy: a Trojan infected with a virus! 0 0 0
Dr. Webb, as the true Doctor who swore the oath of Hippocrates, first healed an infected Trojan from the virus (the criminal is first and foremost a human being!) and then...
He was murdered because he was a Trojan.

By the end of university, you realize that it is increasingly difficult to answer the harmless childhood question “who do you want to become?”

My mom has a Nokia (something relatively new). The battery is slowly exhausted from the time of operation. We have a "Related" cost of 2000 rubles. We ordered it from Europe. The European battery with delivery cost 70 (seventy) rubles.

P.S not a joke.

All, you have already read the best, and on the main from boredom entered, in the abyss a bunch of quotes read, over the ridiculous cracked, cracked over the stupidity of the ridiculous. Plus/minus and balloons followed...
Go to sleep, right? to work tomorrow. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
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Thank you, you really helped...

I don't know what hit my head, but I remember how in many movies a pack of money is thrown up and they fall so beautifully and elegantly to the ground. I got 30,000, I calculated it first. A room was chosen as a test site (not on the street to throw). He threw up - an indescribable spectacle of slowly falling rubles.
I counted, I counted, and I didn’t count a thousand. Cut off all the cuts, nothing. Slowly mad, he decided to repeat the whole process first, in order to determine the location of the requested note.
Rain of money again! I raise my head in view of all this magnificence.
Here is she, the fool! It hangs on the luster.