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and Alexander Maximov:
But I would push away from practice. Well-known vegans made vegans from cats and did not give meat from birth. The cat did not grow up and became somewhere 2 times smaller than usual.

Unfortunately, making a cat vegan - a fierce star, health will affect not only in size, but also in life expectancy: unlike dogs (and people too), cats are NOT all-eaters, they are bonded predators. Herbs and vegetable foods - in the area of 10% of the diet should be, not much more. Otherwise, the disease can die 5-6 years before the deadline. Remember, and do not torture animals, read specialized forums, literature, if, once the beast. And yes, it has nothing to do with "not going to eat", "but just" and so on. From hunger there will be everything, no matter how sad, only the consequences of this will not disappear, unfortunately.

According to the statistics for reproduction of the population of Russia, each woman of childbearing age should give birth to an average of 2.6 children.
Lila Fa: With these prices on the maintenance of a baby to give birth to 3 children? It needs to stand very firmly on its feet to give him education and good education. An education that costs a lot.
Three: Why three? A smart man says he needs enough 2.6

A: <<...will divide the Ukrainian rolling stock into trains in the categories “comfort”, “standard” and “economy” class.>>
S: Comfort – that’s what I understand – coupe? The standard is ordinary, and the economy is general. Must go on! Introduce supereconomy (cargo wagons), ascetic class (half wagons) and reduced comfort (loading open platforms).
D: I will add – social. The passenger runs after the train.

Call from the cell phone operator.
Hello, my name is bla bla, do you feel comfortable talking to me?
I: Yes
Operator: What do you use most of calls, SMS, the Internet?
Calls and a bit of the internet
Operator: We want to offer you a tariff bla bla bla...
I: And what does my current rate not please you?
Sorry, I understand you, goodbye.
I: Goodbye to you.

Do stupid people taste better than smart people?
The untrained brain of a fool will probably be more gentle.

Here we in the writer chat argue whether the cross sign works on vampire agnostics.

A: I got the tests. X-ray tests, where would we both have neutrophilic thrombocytosis?
Do you make it easier?
A: Is it easier? The X analysis!

xxx: For me, the most important question about politics is: how exactly will your declared goals be achieved? Guy, I’m a failure, show me an algorithm that I can trust. This is what distinguishes real hard politics from cheap populism.

The news:
The Chertanovsky court of Moscow authorized the house arrest of the spokesman of Roskomnadzor... and the head of the legal department of the department... who are accused of fraud in especially large amounts.

The first comments:
Cats are tearing mouse tears.

Banned the bandits!

If nearby, almost from the same root, grew a rabbit with a clown, you get a gold-autumn k-k-combo. Add a bit more, and that’s all. You stand, you look, you read Esenin. You drink there again, fight and cry. Under the harmony of yellow sadness. You curse your failures, you remember the Moscow Rus.

The devil is hidden in the details>
<Gorstjanikъ> usually in 4148 diodes or small SMD resistors

Fna is a character of ancient Greek mythology, a beautiful nymph.
The most famous myth about her and Apollo - persecuted by him, captured by passion for her, she - who promised celibacy, begging, was transformed into a laurel tree.

xxx: it seems I know where the expression "fake in bed" came from

Blindly :
I brought a system repair.
It’s from him, the fucker.
The body from the back is eaten, all in oxides and divorces.
Remove the side cover. I saw the bottom passed through.
The client, not embarrassed, explained: “Well, the cat has sucked in him for the last six months.”

Den Stranger: Here I look with the daughter of your My Little Pony and realize a terrible thing. The world is scary there. In each series there is a nuclear star. Then suddenly another unknown worm wakes up. Then the witches arrange the Buttle trying to find out whose horn is longer. That of the Evergreen Forest, which is simply a reserve of local problems, is another creature. And banal coupons there are not so rare. And as a result, the protagonist and her friends have to squeeze their teeth and tear the horse’s ass, overcoming like a company of spacemakers, bringing order and justice to a separate region, restoring the balance of the forces of good. Most importantly, look at your surroundings. It would seem like full idyll and pastoral. Yes, your mother, these pony live surrounded by a permanent star. They have already grown Zen at the very least, say you have to live on a full coil before the next apocalypse. What a magic of friendship. It is all a whisper and provocation.

Den Stranger: And yes, after such an expression, you no longer perceive the world of pink pony as an idyllic place full of goodness, peace and comfort. It is a mill universe of constant battles, battles and overwhelming pathos. It’s just made so that few people notice...

If Malevich invented pixel graphics, then Warhol first began to apply color profiles, though, he somewhere channels traveled.

Those who are afraid of spiders are called arachnofobes. Those who love spiders are called arachnophiles. What is the name of a person who is indifferent to spiders?
The Arachnops.

In the tram came a woman in two glasses, one on the nose, the other in thick hair. The glasses look the same, the conductor is interested in:

Why do you have two glasses? With different units, right?

The woman changes her face, grabs her head and gives an epic phrase:

The Nuclear Coat! I thought I lost them! I even returned home from work for the second glasses!

Then, apparently, it reaches her, and she changes her face again and gives out a second, no less epic phrase:

Am I going to work half a day? ? to ? to

Repair of household appliances. We came to the application, the pump on the washing machine died, a man and a girl explained that they needed to check the pockets before washing and clean the filter for every tenth wash. The warranty is 6 months!!!! Months after 4 call for repeat, I look at the filter filled with all the stuff, I go to the man and say, "why don't you uncle listen to the advice!"

D: What advice do you give?

I: I told you to clean the filter! You approved well.

D: I was on a trip at this time!



I immediately shut my mouth, with the memory of faces I have a problem, as well as the names... there was a grave silence in the apartment. My wife got stuck in the corner at this time, and we were gathering the tools and already leaving. Then she called the operator a couple of times and cried out that we had destroyed her family.

by Alexander Maximov:
But I would push away from practice. Well-known vegans made vegans from cats and did not give meat from birth. The cat did not grow up and became some time 2 less than usual.

My homeopathy works great!
Have you done a double-blind test?
It only works on double-blind mice, and our homeopathy works on everyone!