t_s_v: You can come up with a lot more, but the old Okkam has already got his shave and looks bad.

The anecdote-instruction on the behavior of a Soviet Army fighter in the event that an atomic bomb explodes nearby is remembered.
> "What should be done in this situation first?"
> The correct answer: "The ACM must be held on an extended arm so that the drops of melted metal do not spoil the boots."

Imho, here it is better to remember another: And whoever is attached is sitting straight like the living.

AAA: This is a full out!! to
AAA: today in the movie, film "Run on a Leather 2049"
AAA: In one of the moments from the back of the row an outrageous cry: "THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE!!! BABA-HOLOGRAMMA is an airless machine!!! And that to her husband, when she couldn’t date herself, the grandmother called, and you didn’t even let me drink beer with the men!and "
AAA: The hall was lying!!!))))))))))))))

The Quebec

Vegan preachers, go you all! In the tundra! At least for a year!

I promise to listen once again.

xxx: We are standing with a comrade somewhere in the center of Moscow, next to the adika storehouse, on the cross window. And our grandfather is in the spirit: in our time, such shoes were only buried, and you were taught to wear Pindos shoes, but it would be more convenient, you can not dress decently. And I was in a good mood... I say to my grandfather: “In the days of your great-grandfathers they wore pearls, and in the frog, and you? They grabbed costumes cheap, only if it was more convenient, thyfu, earlier in their time only the poor were buried.
Grandfather stood down a little and was confused.

- Well, give a bright example of our "special" mentality.
- Guards in our high school in the center of the city, where parents, among other things, invest a bunch of funds, do not allow small children to go to the toilet, who meet first-class children with their mothers. is not set. It is recommended to run to the nearest pay toilet within five hundred meters. A 2- to 3-year-old child should tolerate 10 minutes. Everything you need to know about our mentality.

Lenta: "Vrio of the head of Dagestan promised to report for every budget ruble"
He asked for $50 million from the budget.

I am standing at the stop, waiting for the tram. I look, it is going, really in the other direction, the route I need is lit on the dashboard, well, I think, the final in three stops, will now turn and go back. I wait 10 minutes, 20, 30, my route is not. I was bored and decided to walk towards the end of the tram. I go, there is no tram, I reached the end, and he is not there! I already have the thought that the tram failed to a black hole, or something paranormal... I went into the depot, asked, well, the tram could not disappear, and it turns out, this man drove to the end, there changed the route number to another and went back under another number, when I was still standing at the stop...

Ohhhhhh Edó was killed. When will people learn not to randomly read unfamiliar words, but to check how they sound in the original language?
Oh well. And why? There is a Russian language, as it is customary to speak so and say so. You’re not talking machine, you’re talking machine. So here, it is customary to speak Abob, that is, it is accepted in Russian, and it does not matter how true it is in the original language.
Ohhhhhh machine = machine
Oh well. Well, then what word came from the Russian word "machine"?
and zzz. "Michael" is obviously

I can simply do two things at the same time: talk about being very busy and pretend to be working hard.

The story is accurate, concrete, because it is not told by anyone, and the cosmonaut Alexei Aripovich Leonov, the most remarkable, the most unique person, I myself a little personally, alive, was acquainted with him, so I am responsible for the words. And the story from the book "Time of the First", the book itself is written somewhat tumultuously, the editors-correctors did not correct the many mistakes of Oksana's daughter, but this does not affect the essence. Alexey Archipovich tells about his childhood, about the fact that in Kemerovo, where they lived after the war, there were barracks for prisoners of Germans, to whom they went to talk.

The Germans were removed, in 1945, in this place, and he, in fact, nobody guarded, settled by the Japanese. They lived in barracks on the islands after their army surrendered. We didn’t understand this – why the Germans, then the Japanese... And we came to them too, and the Japanese made us crackers every time. The first time I saw these cockroaches, we brought the Japanese pieces of bread. It was so touching, they were crying.

After many years, I was in Tokyo and went there to the famous fish market, where you can see all kinds of exotics. Probably not anywhere in the world. There is big trade. There I saw dozens of tons weighing two hundred kilograms... Different mollusks... And there I saw near the market such small relatives where fish are cooked. Well, we talk loudly in Russian and suddenly we also in Russian:

Hey there, come here!

Of course, we went in and asked the Japanese: how do you know Russian so well?

I was in captivity...

Where was he in captivity?

In Russia.

In what place?

and Siberia...

I began to move something: where, in what place?

In the Kemerovo. We were on the islands.

Did children come to you? The Russian children?

They came, they came, they gave me bread.

I am the boy who came to you. You made me crows.

They did, they did caterpillars. Very well, you were good people, there was nothing to eat, and you gave us the last... I will never forget, I tell my children, grandchildren, what you, Russian children, are good. Sit down, I want to serve you.

And we sat down at his small table, he started cooking his fish for us. I put on a sack. It was delicious. When asked how much it cost, he replied:

Nothing, nothing is worth it. Because you are so rich in soul, it is worth nothing.

Life is a complicated thing: I gave a little spleen, and here you already have the browser "Amigo" and Yandex-bar.

A colleague brought a quadrocopter to the department. We are five in the department: 27, 34, 38, 51 and 55. A whole day of boom. It is only transmitted “by air”. There was a girl from the department:
Are you normal guys?! to
And why?
–...
She found nothing to answer and left quietly.
That’s all you need to know about our department ?

I work as a master in the repair of all household appliances (washers, plates, refrigerators). I saw everything in 15 years. Let’s start in order. The order came - the washing machine does not melt, the usual problem is not trouble to fix I thought I came to the address, I was met by a nice woman with my husband and showed the front of work, then the washing machine was removed. Discovering the filter of the washing machine, I found a stuck bone from the bustle, in the common people, this was the cause of the malfunction. With a sense of fulfillment of duty, I call the hostess showing the cause of the breakdown. After listening to me, I was complained within 5 minutes about the fact that I was faking it myself. The reason for the outrage I understood by looking closer at the woman, if someone has the first size, then she did not have the size at all and she did not need a bra in principle. During this dialogue, the husband, whispering something about the rubbish, quietly disappeared from the apartment. After our arguments, the woman compared some facts and the rapid evaporation of her husband from the apartment, rushed after him. In the process of collecting tools from the staircase cage, ringing shots and loud beats were heard, it turns out to be an anecdote, the wife was on a business trip, and the husband brought the mistress who decided to wash the bone from the underwear and fell.

From the discussion of the article, whether it is worth buying a new iPhone:



XXX: And I like the apple trolls of loyal users.

Apple headphones fit into the Apple iPhone, but do not fit into the Apple MacBook.

Normal human headphones fit into an Apple MacBook, but don’t fit into an Apple iPhone.

Apple iPhones fit into any normal computer except Apple MacBook.

The universality! The Unity! The ecosystem!

You walk around Istanbul, and a brush falls in front of the shoe cleaner going in front of you. The cleaner does not notice this. You, like a good man, take it, catch up with the cleaner and give it with the words "You have fallen." He starts type oh thanks so help me let me clean your shoes. And then (from the words of other tourists) they talk to you 50 liras (12-14 euros) and start scandalizing). I didn’t buy it for the first time because I was wearing clothes. And then I understood the wrong thing when in 3 hours 4 brushes fell.

He worked in a corner-copy company in his hometown (million). for 15 thousand rubles. In connection with the crisis, the salary is cut to 12 thousand and lunch is reduced by 15 minutes. Those who disagree with it go out. Well, I have gone.

I found a job in a week. At 17 thousand, then a friend changed to Peter, at 30 thousand. After six months, he was sent to the Czech Republic to work on a welding robot. Now the salary with prizes and bonuses is 60-65 thousand.

And then these clowns from the first job call - they say, come back, we have returned the salary of 15 thousand.

I told them I was sleeping and bombarded. Why be upset by such good people? It is :)

One day in our office, a mouse appeared.



The director said that we are civilized people and we will do what the law requires. That is, we call the deratizers who are at the seashore.



The entire office read the treaty and the ahali, where it was detailed how carefully and humanly it would be caught and then where to go, whether a painless injection, whether to release in the reserve.

In general, a ruble of rubles is worth it all.



Serious people came and put a trap. The mouse was found alive and uninjured.

The next morning, the girl arrived, brought an act of work and a protocol.

Take a trap and a mouse.



I stand with a cup of coffee, I look in the window, I rejoice in the sun, I look through this lady and I observe the picture:

He goes out of the cane, shakes the mouse in a bag, knocks it a couple of times on the asphalt and throws it next to the urn.

If the Earth is flat, is Nibiru also flat?

My neighbor was studying at the SSO (Public Relations), when I asked what it was and who they were teaching, he replied - professional pitchball. Tom was cut off.