Yesterday a little girl came to me on the street and said:
There is a dog! let’s bite the dog!
I thought a lot, I shaved.

I am all in a very informative conversation while my fellow group (o) takes my phone, on the screenshot of which is my qualitatively photographed photo.
What is a model?
With a sense of self-worth, that’s me!! to
I am about the phone.

A friend speaks on the phone:
“Hello, Sophia... Fuck it! This shit has dropped the phone!! No, I didn’t give up... fucking.

Do you want to wreck with your Runnet Awards? Are there not enough students?

Situations in the minibus:

She cried with an unhappy voice:
I asked to stop at the bridge.
The driver, without the hint of decreasing speed, opens the door at full speed. Voice from the salon:
Go ahead until he changes his mind.

I was once chased by my drunk friend boxer, and I broke his nose.
No: not good
Why was my nose broken?
xh: well he said, go, say, be with all your strength - for me you are a peach)))
Q: How much do you weigh?
xxx: 50, but as a teenager I went to kung fu
What did he do to you then?
I was upset 😉
Tagged: noble

I’ve seen a lot... but to keep the hoops in the courtyard guarding them to set up their phone, forgive the overload.

In addition to the story of the mistake window... the situation from the previous work:
I am (17:23:34)
Sapiyaiahishis... the prime minister is not there all day, to hold no one. I drank all the coffee, smoked all the cigarettes, appreciated the porn in the inertia, spotted the phone with everyone you can, even the filmmaker had time to stir 8) this is what I understand the working day succeeded! What else to do?
The Chief (17:31:18)
I know what. You go to the pharmacy in front of the office across the road, buy a bowl of vaseline and go back to the office. You open, with a sharp movement of the index finger, you slide through the throat of the bank and carefully lubricate the rear passage. Then you open "inetik", go to work.ru and list page after page. By 6 I think I will have time to go, in any case wait, we will challenge the phrases "threaten no one" and "day succeeded"!

What do we know about telescopes?

1st They live in a bunker, in a world where they live (survived?) Only they, the rabbits and the vacuum cleaner.
2nd Telescopes are human-like cyborgs with embedded screens, through which they maintain communication with the outer world of another planet unclearly - what they see is possible, only the recording and those people have long been dead.
Three They eat synthetic food.
4 is They are regularly brainwashed (we will embrace, telephone!!!) Per they are constantly taking drugs-hallucinogens (the sun-child?!!)
They will obey the voice of the reproducer who controls their lives.

Why is?
The Option 1. In the distant future, a nuclear disaster occurred. Telepusics parasitize on the remains of the former civilization.
The option 2. Telepusics is a scientific experiment. They are held with unknown goals in an isolated territory. Maybe scientists are experimenting with the creation of a new society.
The Option 3. Telepuzics are colonizing another planet, or they have colonized, but it’s been so long that they’ve forgotten... well, in short, a remake of the Universe’s Passages.

Conclusion
Based on this, the genre of transmission is a post-apocalyptic totalitarian anti-utopia.

Prepod at a lecture in honey: Well, the generation is now gone... The mouth is not your sexual organ, it must be used for the purpose...

I’m going to Moscow in the morning, cloudy. On the right is a road, fence, type of repair, and behind it no trail is visible - fog. 0 O
End of location?? to

The Nude :)
Each man in his own way.
Individual
Rome is
You are as unique as Picasso’s painting.
The Nude :)
Not just a boy today.
She said, beautiful and angry.
Smart, positive and glamorous
In other words, you are rational.
Roman is
You know at all.
The lexical meaning of the word
What is "Rarity"
The Nude :)
To be honest, I don’t know what it is.
Rarity
Roman is
and theme
At least I like you.
for my sweet
Mercury, tell me about
Everyone likes it, people like it.
Quality is
Roman is
You are a little freezer.
The Beautiful)
The Nude :)
Good afternoon :)
Roman is
I am glad to make you pleasant.
The Royal Sphinx

Sundevil
So what is there?

Andrei
Lovely you called me.

If ordinary people hope for awareness, then programmers hope for randomness.

Two employees need a rubber. I bought cars in the summer. I call the firm, where I bought last winter (I have discounts there), there the girl raises the tube, and I say, "Hello, what you have from rubber, at the moment, reliable and good, better German, size 185/55 or 195/65, you can spat."
At the other end of the line there was silence.
Then the girl answers: "It’s actually a pharmaceutical company! We don’t have such a rubber!"
But you can come in!

thx(16:27:11 8/10/2008)
Hi to
yyy (16:27:21 8/10/2008)
This is who?
xxx(16:27:35 8/10/2008)
Valya
yyy(16:27:55 8/10/2008)
You are 14 years old, right? and :)
xxx (16:29:26 8/10/2008)
Yes is
yyy(16:30:10 8/10/2008)
And I am an old pervert, where do you live, girl? and :)
xxx (16:31:17 8/10/2008)
Do not write to me!
yyy(16:31:18 8/10/2008)
And I will try by IP address, where you live and I will hunt you :) From school to meet, and when I find the right time!!!! to
yyy (16:32:04 8/10/2008)
I will drag you behind the garages and make you an adult woman, then you will have a mosque, and you will not be knocking in the ass again all in a row!! to

KUS: Senja defended over the flash mob
is :?? to
A man, an American, gathered a crowd of people in blue t-shirts, black glasses and reservoirs, near the bank, when the collection machine came up, with money from shops, several tens of thousands of dollars, he came, grabbed a bag and fled. The police can't catch him, because a huge number of witnesses saw the robbery, saw who robbed, and everyone saw that the criminal ran away... no one knows where.

A girl in a brilliant machine in a traffic jamming - with one hand smoking, the other - holds a mobile phone. It is unclear how. A man from the neighboring car watches this circus, then sets up with it, opens his window and feels like this:
Go to Home! Vary the Borsch!

There is romance – there is no regular sex, there is regular sex – there is no romance

I work in technical support.
Support: Restart the computer
User is OK. and now. and what? With you?
Support: Yes, I’m already an adult :) You can come with me :)
User : :D