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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22038
 02.11.2009
Viewing pictures of rented apartments
She: Yes, in such a neighborhood instead of home clothes you have to walk in a evening dress and heels!
He and Cancer

[ + 103 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22037
 02.11.2009
The swine flu. My husband works as a doctor in a regular clinic and he already had several cases of this swine flu - in the end, he got sick with them himself. Alive, healthy and not snoring.) I am currently sick, for all the symptoms they are - I am not going to die, the truth is that I have a rhinitis))) California flu is a LESS form of flu, dangerous only with complications - pneumonia. This will not happen if you, sick, are treated. Any ARI can give a complication, with a great desire. And death is the last case, a woman in the last months of pregnancy - there the whole immunity has already been given to the child, just any wound could end so.
So live peacefully, health to you and do not panic without a reason)))
Bring it to you.
I apologize for the UG, but I did not hold back, because they were delayed.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22036
 02.11.2009
You risk losing a girl:

The girl herself has been lying with pneumonia for a week and is already drinking a second course of antibiotics, which nichren does not help.

Pneumonia can be fatal, and most bacteria have immunity to some part of the antibiotics, so you need to change the type or type of antibiotics and make them intramuscularly, not just drink.!..

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №22035
 02.11.2009
Maxim Dubovoy wrote
Today at 22:53
No one wants to sleep with me (maybe everyone thinks I’m gay)

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №22034
 02.11.2009
My acquaintance constantly runs to the company and asks me to write something on a cardboard, say for bread, etc. They don’t know how to read, well, he writes to them "Koplu on Bentley", "I want to go to the ruble" and so on. So to him now the turn in the morning, say others do not write and give them little money, and when he writes well give.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22033
 02.11.2009
The evening. I go home. The route did not wait - decided to walk. Suddenly I see a long-awaited one. Pulling his hand, he targeted the middle door. The driver saw me and dropped the speed. I got on the bus, I run. I am running. The driver drives slowly, but does not open the door or brake. He just goes. And I am running. Add the speed. The driver also drowned. "Look, shit!" – I think – "Go to the garden:(". I take a quick step. The driver also decreases speed. "What is it?" I hear the scream from behind: "The back door..."

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22032
 02.11.2009
Overnight, the country became Muslim: women cover their faces, and no one eats pork.

[ + 88 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22031
 02.11.2009
I wrote here about Dimon, who had a whole discount card rental site to take revenge on the gopniks :) So, this is about him.

He was surrounded by water from his car. Everybody knows what are the groves now - not much of what is dirty, but also cold. A pleasant little. Well, it has been done and done - usually the driver does not pay attention to such a phenomenon at all and leaves unpunished. But it was painted on the rear glass with the inscription "I sell", phone and name.

Dimon’s memory is good.

In short, the same evening this phone and this name, equipped with extremely pederastic appearance photo, were present on all popular dating sites (with the option of looking for a guy or a couple of M+M") and on dozens of corresponding forums.

I used to joke about Dimon that I was afraid of him, and now I feel like I really get a little bit sick with him. I control myself subconsciously, as if with the rector or there with the mind I speak. A long way away, I can hear.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №22030
 02.11.2009
I know why I stopped drinking!! to
It’s all about mating!!! to
Everyone said, “You drink, you don’t love me!”
I loved them, but alcohol didn’t bother me.
But only she said, “Don’t drink, you’re preventing me from loving you!”and "
Olivia is!! to

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22029
 02.11.2009
She: We have the sound gone :'(
He: How is it?
He: not at all?
She: This is how. There is no sound:'(
She is: Entirely:'
He: the columns in the socket here, or the wire moved.
Look at the red lamp burning from behind.
She is burning
It: Wire from the columns to the control system.
She: What is it?
He is the one who has been stumbled. The contacts can be locked.
It does not help:'
Increase the noise.
She is: Hurra!!!!!! to

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22028
 02.11.2009
I go home with my dad today. I see, and above some dark fifth floor, a vortex of crowns.
Yyy: It seems to be before the winter.
YYY: I say to Dad "Look, straight like in the Night Watch. Who has cursed anyone?"
yyy:Father answers "Yes, my mother seems to be her daughter." Here in front of my eyes, this wreath moves and stops above my head.
yyy: And I give out the phrase of the century "Dad, I don’t seem to have the bed at home".

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22027
 02.11.2009
xxx: I seem to be too close to the compound )))
xxx: I just got up from the chair and the windscreen sounded off the device :)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22026
 02.11.2009
A generation has grown, a generation has grown.
Imagine what happens when you and I become grandparents.
I retired, and you want a varicella, you want an ambulance... you do not need to botanize, you do not need to go to work, sit down and browse the Internet, nobody will tell you a word))
And while young - march, scuco, on the street!!! Go out, go out, go out at last!! to
In retirement, there is nothing to write on the blog.
=) is

[ + 147 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22025
 02.11.2009
Google doesn’t like the Chinese.
On the question of the "fucking Koreans" he replied that I may have made a mistake and meant the "fucking Chinese".
0 - O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №22024
 02.11.2009
In a dispute truth is born and friendship is destroyed.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22023
 02.11.2009
The surroundings of Zaporozhye were once famous for the Dubravas. Centuries-old oaks, scattering the branches, protected people from the summer heat, and even in the rain, the water did not immediately break its way to the earth. And these dwarfs always delighted the eyes.

But the Party said, “It is necessary!” and the Komsomol, as appropriate, replied, “There is,” and a reservoir was built, and the dusts were flooded, and not only them. And this technical progress occurred even before the Great Patriotic War. And in the nineties, few people remembered what was there once, and especially the youth.

But here in the country something moved – restructuring, doors opened, the curtain raised. And among the first not to rebuild, not to build and rushed out the Jews. They are not used to the outcome. But not all. So one of them, we will call him Yasha, decided that going poor is a bad taste. Turning his head in all directions, he first borrowed money (in some successful Komsomol cooperative) and organized the first private gas station in the city. The debts were paid with interest, and there was a good set-up. Yasha felt that he was close to his fantasies, and turned to the authorities with the offer at his own expense to make a park on the shore of the reservoir and clean up the water. The authorities were very surprised, but they read about charity in the West, and naturally agreed. and burst work. On the shore, a park was born in front of everyone's eyes, and on the water some boxyriško diligently pulled out everything that barred the water. The city’s authorities were blowing water of happiness.
The city’s budget wasined, and the park grew significantly.

But suddenly all the work stopped at once, even the trailer disappeared from the horizon.

What turned out to be - the clever Yasha concluded an agreement with the Italian furniture firm on the supply of sea oak. Dubraves, flooded by the reservoir, were not needed by anyone, but every oak for the years spent underwater, turned into a sea oak. And the price of sea oak is such that you can build not one park for the money earned. Until all the oaks were pulled out, the Yash employees hired worked gloriously. But when the oaks disappeared under the water, Yasha disappeared and his workers too. The park had to be finished by the city authorities on budget funds, and Yasha entered the history of local entrepreneurship.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №22022
 02.11.2009
“Mommy, why did my brother bring a donkey and I was found in the cabbage?”
You’ve broken a donkey.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22021
 02.11.2009
Who knows what will happen after death?? to
Viewing statistics of passing...
Receiving awards...
The main menu.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22020
 02.11.2009
How many horses do you have in your car?
WOW: 201, if with Masha, then 202

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №22019
 02.11.2009
When I was in 6th grade, I had the first real exchange of information with a friend:
I told him what salpa was, and he explained to me what claustrophobia was.
c) John Lennon

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