news about a new heater-miner, which is able to melt 18 tires in months (at the current rate)
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Well finally! Here is life, like a fairy tale.
You sit on the oven and the money goes to you.
All cat lovers created an independent state and declared their independence.
The colony rolls!
Here’s what I like about employers – it’s the ability to instantly switch from "you’re obliged to "T" to "I’m obliged to do everything that’s written there" and vice versa.
Past work (state office on a federal scale).
We work alternately (from eight in the morning to lunch or from lunch to midnight) and on a sliding schedule, but the contract is written "from nine to five and five days", because otherwise you will have to give extra days of leave and calculate the salary differently, and the bosses do not like it.
But as soon as the employee comes to ask for a walk away - it immediately turns out that the law is not required and in general he was overwhelmed.
and their
"I have created a shit! But I am an artist, I see it!" said the artist...
“I’m not an artist, but I see that there’s something in this shit because I’ve been paid for it,” said the critic.
"I don’t know what kind of shit it is, but if it sells..." said the Investor...
"Let it be shit, but dear" said the Collector...
"What a deep shame" - noted at the exhibition...
...
"What kind of shit is this? Even for such bad money?The man was surprised and went to a normal museum.
From boring learning on project management
Are there financiers?
The voice from the hall: No, only Titans and Stoics!
From an interview with the server:
In Costa Rica, many surfers suffered from crocodiles, and by foolishness: for example, they crossed the river in the wrong place.
And we are rarely even fined for moving in the wrong place.
Tagged with: wings
If the Earth is flat, is Nibiru also flat?
That is great, gentlemen. It’s so beautiful that I just don’t have words.
A smart home could have a video blog to make money on YouTube – but it’s more profitable to add home videos to porn.
KNS
I have a client, the owner of a small printing company. He is out of vacation today, comes into our office, laughs. The point is this: one and a half years ago, they gave him a beautiful large stake, he placed it on the receipt of orders and glued on it the explanation: "To the Tea Operator." During this time, none of the clients put a penny there. And here, while the owner of the printing room was on vacation, the operator changed the explanation to: "The operator for all kinds of inappropriate needs," and in two weeks the treasury filled to the edges.
I wanted to come up with a clever conclusion, but I couldn’t.
But there was a toast: "So let’s drink for literate marketing!"
A middle-aged (third-grade) calls from school: Mom, I got five with a minus for a verse! But I corrected the minus to the plus... I say you, it can’t! Why is? - Well, it's a lie, and for lying you are punished... - You're going to punish me for a fifth?
A fairy tale city, a dream city... Of course, it’s not about Tobolsk. Tobolsk is a city-fortress, a city of exiles and criminals, a city of contrasts. The spiritual capital, speaking matte from early childhood; the city of copnics and decembrists. There, on the central cemetery, their graves are side by side: Kühelbeker, Baryatinsky, and local "brothers". The city, in which the first stone Kremlin after the Urals was built - and still one of the most beautiful and majestic structures of its kind, and in which today the last groves are cut, in order to build another commercial structure of the sarai type.
Lyubov: I know what the devil feels when the fairies get caught up in the channels of sinners.
Lyubov is angry. Anger that everything does not fit, anger that something has fallen out and has to go up and back in the chin to shake, and it does not climb and still do not let the devil resist (((
Lyubov: It’s angry that they’re very doheric, but there’s no more room, so get all together!
Lyubov: I put soft toys in the box and cleaned the upper shelf with a horned stick.
"Markobes" is not a mistake in the word "Markobes". This is another name for brands.
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Just be ugly.
The Fitness!
Xxx: My friends have a superpower: to call or come to visit me when I start shaking.
Zzz: Just when you don’t call, you’re shaking all the time.
And no one is angry with me, I’m crazy about all of you, unknown pixels on the screen.
My Uncle Fedor.
This is where the eternal mistakes come from, which on the comic story of the girl, accidentally falling asleep and not switching off the alarm, do not laugh, but write angry replies? What did they forget here?
Themur enters the living room and sees that the new guest is already dining there.
Hi to you. I am the master. Where are you from us?
From Izhevsk
And this where?
The man suddenly nodded and instead of a geographical answer said:
This is the homeland of the Kalashnikov machine.
Themur looked at him and said:
A bad place.
and went out
A. K. will not provide you with any independent thinking. It gives attention and quick understanding, but it is not associated with erudition or wisdom in itself (although it facilitates in part their acquisition if a person takes to acquire). You can virtuously click all the tasks, but at the same time still drag the last bubble in the MMM. You can be a great specialist in your path, but at the same time to give pearls of the type of "the Virgin Mary was fertilized with extraterrestrial biomaterial brought by the pigeon."
There are 24 hour shops! Because of them not to go to the neighbor for salt at night.