In Africa there lived a Negro husband and a Negro wife. It was time for her to give birth. They called an ambulance and the woman gave birth in the car. The child was white and his teeth were white. What is wrong?
Ambulance in Africa.

What fashion went - to put out absolutely any household joke that caused a smile? Most importantly, it all comes to the main.

Everyone here is so smart.
Please answer: when a fracture in a person becomes one bone more or one bone less?

Looking at the dawn. Not only is the film fucking, but also the director Condon.

How did you get along with Lenka? You’re an admin prisoner, and she’s an angry designer, right?
MaxPain: a, corporate in nature was somehow, I was then 1.5 years in the crawl, the norms of the hand became
MaxPain: Well she's like the norm, a girl like a girl, we have a lot of cute, I didn't even know her at the time.
MaxPain: approached me, looked around and said "Do you pull iron?", I kick
MaxPain: and she says "I too"
MaxPain: and smiles to me in all 32 teeth, the top row of which is fixed)))
Baron: Loool))))0
MaxPain: In short, after that I had to pass on the principles, to run for her and take her into wives, it was not possible to live without her humor... somehow it was)

Today in the subway I saw a man a bit of a stinking look, well, this is the way.
In his hands he had a sign "Help the FreeBSD manual"
I can’t stand, I throw a half.

Stop calling Russia "Rashka".
It sounds roughly the same as if you called yourself cockroaches. equally disgusting.

The game chat:

xxx: Set in an anti-marader clan, KSH in G1, normal online, help in battles and outside them, the possibility of career growth within the clan. Limitations: age 16+, lvl 7+

WOW: Career growth lol
bbb: official employment :rofl:
ddd:"white" salary)
nnn: paid hospital
www: corporate nutrition
SSS: Hostel for foreigners

be careful! The dog is not evil, but principled.

A week before the vote in the United States launched a case against employees of the Russian Ministry of Defense.
Three days before the U.S. election there was a hurricane.
One hour before the vote in the United States called on the carpet of the Russian Defense Minister.
By the end of the day, Shoigu replaced Serdyukov.
The next day, the head of the CIA and the salesman of the U.S. defense mines were fired.
Yesterday the radio "Freedom" was disbanded. The head of state noted that "The Kremlin controls everything!! There will be no more free, democratic news!"
The Air Force chief was fired today. Bibi is in England.

I am scared. Does the Kremlin really control everything?

Comments on one website, in the topic of the planned shooting of Star Wars episode 7

XXX is
It would be better to take 0 episodes where the master Yoda is young.)))

YYYY
and high ))))

Yesterday I saw a man standing in an apple store, turning an iPad mini in his hands and whistling “Eh, apple, where you’re going.”

Could we go somewhere?
I can not! I tried a new weight loss tea here.
You were visited by the mafia, and don Dristucho made you an offer that you could not refuse.)

Well, how, tried my own proteins, is there an effect?
Yes, the muscles began to grow very quickly, the clothes broke and the skin greenered, I really want to give 3.14th to some Scandinavian god.

Did you know that male bodies break down faster than female bodies?
Again this feminism!
by O_O

xxx: Oh you, in Skype on Windows 8 appeared spelling check
xxx: she doesn't know the word "skip" O_o

Sometimes it seems to me that if our government had a cat, it would just have forbidden it to fuck, and there is no problem.

Dickie Dudgeon: I work as a sound operator at school. First-class students are dedicated to high school students. Here, 10 boys stand on stage, the host checks how ready they are for school: puzzles about school supplies and the task to finish the saying about studying. And behold, the boy got "the age of life - the century...", he does not think loudly and confidently "suffer!". The whole room was hysterical.

Maximum
He is beating me.)

Vitaly
Where is the mistake???? to

What to do when a girl starts to hint on a more serious relationship and living together?
- Well... I in such cases throw them a link to an article in Wiki about July 3 in Belarus.
Why Why? O_O
There is written black on white that the Belarusian people will not give up a fifth of their independence.