IceLoKi: Where is logic in English? Drow is pronounced as Draw and Draw is pronounced as Draw.

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Is there a sign on the banner?
No, but the opposite.
The Dolphin?

In the end, protein is the opposite of a tiger.

One day he caught a frog.
The squirrel was funny.
He pulled off his foot and the beetle slipped even more funny.
Then he cut off all the legs of the frog, but the frog did not crawl at all, but only lay tired.
You are very boring! He said to the frog.
“Not so,” replied the frog, “I just have no legs.
The reason can always be found! Look around, the world is full of love.
Yes, I agree with the buck.

and c)

On the website of one news agency in the article posted a photo of a large such an official and signature-"to view in full size click the mouse".

Yesterday, a 5-year-old niece was convinced that Princess Celestia is cooler than the rest of the ponies not because she is a princess, but because she is twice as much as others and can pull a more loaded cart.

Can this negatively affect the child’s mental health?

xxx: I worked this SSD for 9 months, then started making strange sounds (heard only at night in total silence, whispering.) In a few days I am sick.

yyy: The probability that your screws at night are connected to the outer world is higher than the probability of scratching an SSD.

The oil went up:

When the dollar was 30p, it was worth $110, or 3300p.
Now, when the dollar is at 50r, it costs $80, that is, 4000r.

How life has changed: before the decent majority hated the prostitutes, and now the corrupt majority hates the decent.

It was told by a friend who left for PMJ in Germany in the mid-90s.
They sit with German friends in a bar, drink beer and talk.
What a difficult language! “A friend says to them, ‘What’s not a word, the hell will break your leg! (Everyone knows that there are a lot of long words in German.)
Well for example? The Germans smiled peacefully.
- Well, for example, Sehenswuerdigkeiten (zeenswюрдигкайтен - those who taught German in the Soviet school from the 4th grade, stumbled on it).
and yes? Hmm... Well, long... And in Russian how does it sound?
In the Russian? Easier than easy! The attractions :)
The Germans are in the dust :)

The beginning of winter. Petr Poroshenko gives the team:
In order to undermine the Russian economy, block the gas pipeline!
In the evening, the Minister of Defence:
“Our border troops have been crushed, large cities have been bombed, the enemy is already near Kiev!
Mosquito had the courage to attack us....
They are not mosquitoes, they are Germans.

News about N. Mikhalkov (1%)
The most popular comment:

In the shootings of the film "The Tired of the Sun 2" directly participated famous actors, dublers, operators, make-up makers, decorators, lighting artists, costume artists, pyrotechnicians, microphone makers, sound operators, their assistants and assistants, dozens of ordinary workers, doctors, thousands of people of mass-making and no one had guessed to give him a sapphire scratch on his head?

Mom: If you’re going to scatter sweets everywhere, I’ll kill you.
I: Ugo is okay.
M: The bread also in the bag hid back, or I will kill.
I: Okay okay okay.
Milk needs to be hidden. I will definitely kill!
I: My God, death is guarding me at every step! O-O

I stayed with a colleague in the department two instead of five.
The boss refused to pay.

So many ideas for organizing the work process emerged:
Now we take the phone twice out of five incoming calls.

I forgot to turn on the fax :)

Tomorrow I will carry discs with old games - we pursue the net
Life is beautiful

Why Rosneft iPhones?? to
Pick up... Seagull!

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About children and stories.

Once I come to a girlfriend with my five-year-old child, and she has two children, 5 and 7 years old. I propose to go with them to the theater for the children’s opera "Terremok".
I think opera, isn’t it too difficult for such little children?
She drives me:
Isn’t it too late for such adult children to go to somewhere there?
Her son asks curiously:
What is a prison?
This determined the fate of the cult. Everyone went to education.
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So, you would also "illuminate" would not hurt.

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What is actually, isn’t it? "Education" is precisely through "E" it is written. Or should they be educated?

Do not put on the phone calls in the DABSEP.
We are sitting in the dining room right now, and a colleague comes to lunch next to us, standing behind us. And then from his pants suspicious trellis played, unpleasant you know, we were still sitting and eating.

I sit at work and look out the window:

In the window on the horizon the sunset, on the window of the cactus, Texas is his mother.

First, I want to see my sweet, brilliant, wonderful husband in reality. And your fucking raids, dunes, and other pixel hats don’t interest me! I want to watch a movie, play with a dog, and more — and all with my legal husband. If I want to do it alone, why then get married?
and...
This is "Nymph"! Which fruit did you go for as a gamer? Didn’t you have a good "good family"? Did you accept a guy’s pleasures, clogging his eyes and clogging his ears, just not to see that he has hobbies, BUT your “family movies”? Does he have to change and give up everything he lived before the wedding for your beautiful cow eyes? Maybe you’re going to give up your habits, not he? Per you look like him on raids and taxes instead of movies and games with dogs? Honestly, a ranger-damager can also play a cow-handed creature. I don’t understand what the passion is to take a person who doesn’t please you in something very important, and try to break him on the knee. Girls, boys, look for a couple that suits YOU PERSONALLY, and don’t throw on what happened next door. Home boys are good masters. Give up gamers - gamers-"eternal students". A woman-"assistant and associate" - a beginner businessman. Everyone will be happier than they are now. Truth is, I knew.

The Iridian Iridian:

My bones have a very specific appearance. As far as my parents are from Baikal, my father has some distant roots there, if I am not mistaken in the name. And here is my mom is Russian, my dad is Russian, outwardly the most ordinary, and he has buryatic traits. Moreover, it was obvious to me from the first meeting that the traits are northern, not southern, but the people in us see something like this and immediately write in Uzbek.
This is how he works construction. He comes to the facility, and he had a trucker hired, who was constantly travelling with him, and he was just typical of such a Slavic appearance - a healthy blonde-haired guy. And that means that the head of the object, who sees them for the first time, approaches directly to the carrier, clearly thinking that the chief, and Kostya hired, begins a conversation about the work and asks, kiwa on Kostya - "Is this at least in you speaks Russian?" Then he was extremely uncomfortable.

I have my nipple broken off.
- Aleksey: che@la 0_o
Lena: I don’t understand why.
In the wheel.
Lane in front
- Aleksey: ahah)))