My wife loves to embrace our pets. And again "blowing" a cat.
I: I should have called the cat Lola
J : Why?
I: I would scream "run, Lola, run!"

Suitable for the dog.

I: And that should have been called Forrest...

xh: on the hill set a pillar with a sign "running on sandwiches is prohibited"
Xh: The people broke the tablet, and ride on it.
Yy: It is logical that.

What do you think:
People who say they have been eating bits for years because they are broken to clean the potatoes and wash the bowl.
- and people who a couple of months ago cried "homework is a myth, I manage to cook and clean in 15 minutes a day."
Are they the same comrades?

Good programmers invent the bicycle, bad ones invent the bicycle without a saddle, and we invent the grabletopor.

The wife herself is the same: no matter how much I earn – she is always dissatisfied with my salary, always trying to take some of her hoodies.
I am not happy with relationships in the family. I am disappointed in women, even those who are not my wife.

So, before asking for equal pay, learn, first of all, to stop spending your husband’s money, and spend yours wisely, live on your own, feed your children on their own, give gifts to your husband.
I believe that the salary of an employee should depend not on his qualifications and productivity, but on the fact that I do not like his social group (to which I do not belong, but know absolutely everything about it).
As a boss, I have to know where my subordinates are spending their salary and regulate these issues. I am absolutely sure that half of the country’s working population spends money exactly the same way and wrongly.
I demand that women be paid fundamentally less, but they bear the same costs as men. It is possible, logical and fair.

>> Men are paid more because they hold families.
>> What a husband should earn for housing, food and children. You are for what?
I’m paying men more to keep their family alive. But I don’t understand why they should do this if there are women.

>> Before asking others something, try to understand yourself, “What am I doing wrong? How can I improve it?”
Ask yourself: "Why should I not think with my head?"

Just a palace with black cheeks

What if you choose between a cleaner and a prostitute?

The work of cleaners in the world of single-use things is greatly underestimated both financially and in relation to them society. True, this is a more global problem than cleaning in a separate location.
The work of the prostitute is highly overstated.

I don’t understand, do you have some good words on the billboards?

Men, call ‘girls’ all those who appear not to be grandmothers, and call ‘grandmothers’ women. When you become a grandfather, you can also call your grandmothers girls.

Girls, congratulations to 23 of all defenders - former, future and potential, you will not be missing! And don’t give us, God, war and a universal call, so that in practice we can find out who is the defender and who is not.

~> How to "break the template", or "break the template"?

It depends on the material from which the pattern is made.

#Rhythmology

>>> You’re going to get a big deal.

I have a bowl, prepare something.

Last winter I was driving to work in another city, it took almost a day to go, so I decided to take a full SV to be able to prepare on the road.

The guide was also presented with 2 tickets and until the night everything was fine - I laid out the laptop and documents throughout the coupe and the trip. At 11 o’clock in the evening I gathered and began to prepare fairy tales and just at that moment they knocked on the door.

Opened, a woman aged 35-40 with a child aged 6-8. I ask what she needs and I get this answer: "We guides allowed you to sleep at night with us men booze in a couch." I say that I am very happy, but I cannot support such an initiative and I close the door.

About 5 minutes later I knock on the door again, ignore it and then it opens, as I realized the conductor opened it with his key. Previous guests and guides. Well, I told him, and he doesn’t want us to let go.

P - Man, you must let a woman sleep at night in her couch, the child cannot sleep there, the men do not sleep there.

I - well, in the first I owe nothing to anyone, and in the second, solve the problem with those men I am here? And what hero do you open my door without my permission?

P - According to the rules we can transfer the passenger to free seats, enter woman. Aunt begins to climb into the door I do not leave the passage, and since I am a guy not small to climb through she could not. Then the child began to sneeze in front of him, but he also just nodded his head at my swallow.

Let it pass! The conductor told you everything.

I have the right to transfer you to the vacant seats, but I have both seats purchased. Q. But it’s still free, why don’t you want to let the woman go? ! to I - Well probably because I specifically paid to drive without companions and let anyone not intend.

Look at him, he paid. My child can't sleep, and he can't share a free place! I will call the police!

I - Call, I just then go down to the train boss and learn from him about the conductor's actions.

And then the conductor starts to fuse sharply with the words, "Well, you see he doesn't want to listen, let me go to you in my bed."

I close the door and I hear the phrase, “You are depriving my child of sleep! I will not leave it so! “”

No one bothered me until the very end, only the driver with a goat face returned the tickets.

Wife with parents. The duty to drive the child to kindergarten now lies on me.

Two days in a row, the alarm signal on the phone fell asleep to take him to the garden. I have not seen anything like this before.

Today I understood what it was about.

I went to bed at night with a serious mood not to sleep. As soon as the alarm sounded, I exploded into the best traditions of army rise.

And what I see: this stick is already on the phone (how does he manage to wake up before the alarm clock? ! ) and the guard. As soon as the alarm was turned on, he immediately turned it off by stepping his finger across the screen and ran into his room.



Everyone has their own methods of fighting.

In mid-2012 the company was under the threat of bankruptcy, the situation was aggravated by numerous legal claims of creditors to pay about 200 million rubles of debt.

As a result, the debt was repayed by exchanging it for discs with products.

For the first time in my life, I have compassion for creditors.

So, everyone raised their ass and went to earn on a normal board. Or the quotator will drown in the recipes of the hruščov each other more terrifying.

What did you divide?
I remember coming already from the army, height 180, unsubtile, muscles there...
A call to the apartment, I open - there an employee of the JEC, who, seeing me, asked: "Is there any of the adults at home?"

Patriotism is first and foremost a respectful attitude towards fellow citizens and the laws of the country. and his own.

How to go to the Olympics for free.

“Not victory, but participation”... Sometimes they started to forget these words behind all these scandals. But one athlete reminded the world of the Olympic principle in a very unexpected way.

At the Olympics held in South Korea, the American freelance player Elizabeth Swayney, who played for Hungary, just walked on the "chalk". Somehow disassemble your program - no-no! Do some trick, God do it! I suspect that the distance she went out only in order not to have to return money to the native federation. And the amount, taking into account tickets, hotels, journeys, daily and other lifts to the participant of the Olympic team would not be small. Just the girl managed to check the life hack called "how to catch sports officials".

How did it happen, you ask? It is easy! It was enough to be able to read. The girl just carefully read the rules of selection to the Olympic team of her country. And it was indicated that due to the low prevalence of female freestyle in Hungary, the Olympic team will be accepted the participant who at the World Cup stages several times will be in the thirty best. The girl looked at the results tables of several final stages and she had a brilliant plan.

As it turned out, in some stages of the World Cup participates fewer than thirty athletes. The girl who started her skiing career at only 25 years old!It is stated in several such stages. They deserved the last place. It is unknown whether she was going down there to run down the slope. He took ammunition with him. It is not excluded the possibility that she immediately went to the organizers for a certificate of the occupied place... It is only known that at some point she appeared in the freestyle federation of Hungary with official papers about the occupied places. They were all under 30. At the Olympics held in Korea, the agile girl predictably, with an impressive breakdown, took the last place. In other words, with such a “heroic” program!

P.S According to the results of the "epopeya", the Hungarian freestyle federation decided to make changes to the regulations for the selection of athletes.

There are no problems with money, there are problems with time. There are no problems with time, there are problems with money. There is no problem with money or time, there is a problem with the law.

At work, the guy (grandfather) said: “I might have voted for Navalny, but he couldn’t even seize the woodplate, the raider’s seizure, how strange would he be?and "

Why for centuries "not accepted" to be interested in the age of a lady, so as not to insult her? Interested in the deep cause of the phenomenon.

Deep is a patriarchal culture, where from infancy the idea is transmitted that the value of a woman is her inflatability. Being an adult man is the norm, maturity, experience, all things. Being an adult woman is the second sort.

Mom from birth said that before was better
YYY: And then you were born