When I was a student, my friends and I loved to drink. We also loved cinema. And so often combined these two favorite activities.
This was also due to economic considerations. Since it is expensive to sit in the institution and it is undesirable to come with yours, theaters did not impose such restrictions and the ticket is inexpensive. Therefore, nothing hindered bringing a bottle of vodka, say, in a sleeve or in a wallet right into the cinema. Having taken in the buffet pepsi-cola on the "squeeze" you can safely go to the cinema. Once again, we came to a horror movie. They sat down, waited until the lights went out, poured, drank. We watch the movie periodically spilling and drinking water. Here in the hall of the grave silence - on the screen a terrible moment. And a friend to the whole room says, “It’s terrible, fill it.” The whole room turned with laughter and the horror turned into a comedy.

A man to pull a girl into bed, in principle, is capable of any deceit. Only a woman who is firmly determined to get married can swallow him.

From school I was interested in the question: why are notebooks exactly 12, 24, 48, 96 pages? Why not 15, 30, 50, 100? Tell someone.

This morning in the news:

"A minor pedophile detained"

O_O

I heard, today is Inna Sergeevna’s birthday.
M: And how much did she knock?
NHL: 72
WOW: Don’t knock it, it’s in.

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The people!! How is the printing?? to

Friends in the restaurant have a children's corner, in which, among other toys, an inflatable phone was bought, so the children don't understand what the unit is.
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The man! Moreover - 60% of the local composition need to explain what is "Assisi" - few will understand or remember :-)))

...on the inscription "stop-kran" someone signed with a black mark: "Jean-Claude"...

Username: In this your internet fucking you will understand who is crazy and who is really a fool.

On the CMP instead of the button "yes, shit" it is worth making the button "so you need, shit".

Some (16:47:44 27/10/2009)
Lash, how is the weather?

Lexus (16:47:53 27/10/2009)
clearly

Some(16:48:36 27/10/2009)
What do you understand? How is the weather?

Lexus (16:48:56 27/10/2009)
clearly

Some(16:49:08 27/10/2009)
Difficult to answer, right?and :(

Lexus (16:51:23 27/10/2009)
Clearly with us!! It is sunny!! I’m not a blonde, but I’m busy, then I’ll write more about humidity and temperature.

lakpun: every woman has a skeleton in her closet, well, even the smallest can, but there is)
Gremlin: Oh, but some have niibazo cemeteries there!

and Ponchik:
If someone invented a method of calculating moral damage, he would be rich.
by MIG:
The measure of suffering in Russia could be vodka.
Did you drink vodka when you suffered?
Thirty thousand dollars, water checks.

aaa: Instead of ManualStarter, the process was called ManulStarter...
bbb: fuck starter, fuck

Only in Russia can a ski hike rely on a concrete fence.

AAA – Welcome to you! Can you help me with the course?
xxx: the fucking
A: What is it?and ((
Fuck... Fuck... I’ll help.

The news:
Internal troops of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia on Thursday held in the Moscow suburb tactic special exercises, at which the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Rashid Nurgaliyev was present. According to the legend of the manoeuvres, in a settlement a large group of pensioners went out to a rally with the demand for social support and blocked the track of federal significance. According to Interfax, the natural rally was "disrupted" with the help of the latest water meters, light noise grenades and tear gas.

Thus, for the disengagement of the unauthorized rally and the liberation of the highway, according to the decision of the leadership of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia, special forces of the Internal Forces were applied using the latest small and medium-sized water-metal vehicles "Groza" and "Storm". Within minutes, with the help of light noise grenades, tear gas, as well as water bullets, numerous crowds of pensioners were dispersed, some of them were arrested.

Fuck, it’s hard to comment...

Injustice is when the weak deceive the strong.

It was so long ago that there was still a network of friends of FIDO (I think even 95% of people now will not understand those maniacs sitting at midnight at the modem and with trembling and crazy respect of those relating to communication - it's not aska to you when you write.
You read it today, you answered it tomorrow, you read it after tomorrow. DAK is not about that. We gathered like our team to collect from all Kemerovo and surroundings. of 35 people. It was fun, and in my
One room in the hotel was all over. And since it wasn’t just a beer bowl, but a live communication (nootbook then stood like a shuttle) communication was delayed and the landing was equipped to the nearest shuttle. They kept her from the mountains (they were really cooking well) So here is the painting with oil. Approaching the kiosk with hot sandwiches for 2 people at 12 o'clock at night. Ask for a hot sandwich for a try. The children of the mountains were not bullshit (for our money) and the brood was a half-cut baton generously filled with salad and cheese. In general, to be honest, even one for two is normal for dinner.
Further, the painting with oil - completing this test (and the hungry were crazy) was given a request of 35 pieces. The seller fell out of the window and went out to see whether his kiosk was surrounded by hordes of Tatar Mongolian invaders who jumped and did not eat for 3 months before the kiosk. No - only two guys sit and smoke normal cigarettes, not even grass. He runs to the phone automaton - and wherever it calls. We sit, we think, in the police or in the psychic.
We wait... There is a six with sleeping aunts also not of the Russian nationality and boxes with supplies are rushed out of the trunk, so say ingredients. In 40 minutes, we get 5 packs of hot sandwiches. We go. To the hotel is 5 minutes walk so the food comes hot and fat once by the crowd in 5 minutes. In the process of communication, another 5 people come from the city and already at 2am the same guirls are sent for a new portion of food. On the runway we approach the kiosk "40 sandwiches!" The seller falls out of the window and runs to the phone. The picture is repeated with the car. But there follows a polite question - "the boys can we immediately prepare, or the car from the other end of the city to drive..." Since the time is early and the people already want to sleep - we say that it is no longer necessary. The epilepsy. Early in the morning, at 11 a.m., cleaning up in the room and handing it over, he decided to buy his beloved sandwiches on the road. I approach the kiosk - the seller is the same... The first question the seller gave a positive for the whole day. "I was asking - to cook or not, or I will be sent by the household and they didn't sleep all night..." He calmed up and bought 3 pieces and went home. This is how it used to be without herbs and heroin vodka - not what today's youth. P.S Hello the golden triangle 2:5001 zone from
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My employees have not been asking for a salary increase for three years. I would like
Do you know where they are picking me up?