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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55772
 01.11.2011
So I present the employees of the DOU under the government: "Bl#, 3 o’clock at night, and until tomorrow we need a draft new law on the militia. What to do? Yes, FIG knows, let’s download the current law of the United States....hear, so they have the police and not the militia, as in Word`e car replacement is done??? The hell knows, I sleep, let them grasp themselves."

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55771
 01.11.2011
Late autumn... A soft, fluffy snowfall fell, suffocating the sound of almost any steps... And finally a bunch of girls is perceived as a bunch of girls, not as a taboo of fresh horses.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55770
 01.11.2011
I had a pattern breakdown when I realized that when you break up with a girl, you won’t have a family, children, etc. with her.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! At the same time, you may have common grandchildren later, in 20 or 30 years. Fuck it is so strange...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55769
 01.11.2011
by Kapsh:
Insomnia is OK. You can calmly eat cream while the cat is sleeping.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55768
 01.11.2011
Oregon (11:52:01 31/10/2011)
Buy the Cornich Rex - they are funny - curly
Oleg (11:52:07 31/10/2011)
Dogs more accurately.
CAHA (11:52:31 31/10/2011)
Will I wear the hat afterwards?
Oregon (11:52:38 31/10/2011)
Ugo
CAHA (11:53:05 31/10/2011)
I sell a hat, a cat.
CAHA (11:53:09 31/10/2011)
was
Oleg (11:53:31 31/10/2011)
Ugu, on the forehead - a hole from the ass under the cocard

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №55767
 01.11.2011
The summary:
experience of work
MVD of RF
Patrol service
• Communication with regular customers
• Finding new customers
• Creation of protocols


[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55766
 01.11.2011
I photograph the square, I was going to find a glossy muculature, from not to make a polystyrene:
This winter’s fashion trend is beads.
I: Oh and I burn a photo: barefoot clothes dressed in warm wool socks!
Fuck, girls, the last whisper of fashion: a swimsuit on top of a sweater and strings instead of a hat!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55765
 01.11.2011
I had white trousers with skulls, a gift from my wife.
My mother washed with a pink cushion.
I am an emo)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55764
 31.10.2011
xxx: Thank you, Irishka, it is nice to feel testosterone in the blood instead of formaline.=)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55763
 31.10.2011
I have a best friend in general.
Sometimes when you are lazy to write "hear bro"-we write "sush bro", usually the answer is kind of "su"-like I hear.
I confused the windows, sent the director general - referral, what are you busy with?
The answer came, I don’t ssu I sign papers at all and offended smiley...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55762
 31.10.2011
I go for my nephew to the kindergarten. I walk past the children’s playground. There are two seven-year-old boys. The dialogue:
That’s the fucking thing at home.
Serena, look at how well I broke up!
You cry about me, I cry about you, I cry about you, and you cry about me.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55761
 31.10.2011
xxx: I want to paint
YYY: What is bothering you?
XXX: The Hands
YYY: cut them off

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №55760
 31.10.2011
Explanation to the topic on One-Eye: " Funny pets. (Publish only your photos)"

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №55759
 31.10.2011
You’ve been here for a long time, but you still come here a few times a day?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55758
 31.10.2011
Wedding (22:49:28 30/10/2011)
As usual, my mom is asleep and I am lying down.
Anjuta (22:49:36 30/10/2011)
Same kind of shit.
Anjuta (22:49:43 30/10/2011)
It smells like hunting.
Anjuta (22:49:50 30/10/2011)
Variety What
Anjuta (22:49:54 30/10/2011)
Maybe the dog 😉
Wedding (22:49:57 30/10/2011)
Ogo
Wedding (22:50:15 30/10/2011)
Is Mom Sleeping? Does the dog cook?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55757
 31.10.2011
We sit in the office. The girl is so innocent.
You have a Bulgarian.
We are not, of course, tough guys, but keeping a Bulgarian in the server room is not a comilfo.
There is home. I answered – Why you?
Then the knife got stuck.
Secondary confusion
Can I bring you a circle of bread? Drill tea to prevent.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №55756
 01.11.2011
Q: What is the difference between a straight and a point?
Is it a round point?! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №55755
 01.11.2011
Yesterday was a scandal again. (
YYY: About the matter?
He doesn’t understand how much I love him, and why should I be silent?


[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55754
 01.11.2011
In the modern society, ruined by the Internet, you need to keep the language clean, be polite, and send off-the-top with a little bit of water.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55753
 01.11.2011
Yes, all British scientists are a miserable mold, so is the matter of great Ukrainian doctors! Literally today, they suddenly discovered an empty soul, a pattern! are ready? It turns out amputated limbs in humans do not grow!!! It is shock! What a...

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