As the universe expanded, God’s wrath became weaker and weaker.

The Friday. On the way home, he decided to take a beer. Going into our local lodge, there are a few guys-Tajik, owners and sellers in conjunction.
A friend from the doorstep: “Hello, four black goats.”
After a long pause and expression:
“Hm... good night. The goat is dark. and beer. The four banks.

Why should I take a mortgage of 4 million and pay 25 years? When I can steal 4 million and sit down just 7!

On June 21, the prosecution requested the court to recognize Anders Breivik as unjustified and to send him for forced treatment to a psychiatric clinic. According to the prosecutor, the actions and statements of the defendant testify to his obvious mental illness.
On June 22, terrorist lawyer Geir Lippestad asked the court to recognize his client convicted, so that he could be held accountable for his actions. According to the lawyer, recognizing a terrorist as crazy would be a violation of his rights.

and Wikipedia. The world went crazy.

xxh: with the onset of the cold, men somehow become more active in treats
I’m looking for a snow for winter.)

Now you need to save the file. To do this, click on the pictogram with the image of the disc.
With the image of what?? to

I think I kissed a couple of times.
Well, you think I stood a few minutes.

Shaking the eyes of a strange woman, the man always secretly hopes that everything will be somehow different, although always the same.

He’s the kind of person who can ask, ‘Do you want a cake with berries?’ and bring you a tomato with crème battute.

In the army, like in the kindergarten, every day, shit!

I received a message from "Sb-Bank" that my card was blocked. What should I do if I didn’t have it?

I talk to a girl and I fall in love with her. But I don’t want love, man, what should I do?

You really don’t want love. For example, I am not in love with anyone, and I am sad. I dream of falling in love, but I am like yesterday’s bread, and if I could feel the same for a moment as you, I would be happy. Therefore, open your heart, let feelings in it, and you will see how the world becomes brighter, how you breathe easier, how something truly important appears in your life.
It will be like GTA. You sunbath, you can't think about anything anymore, you spend all the time with her, because you are so interested. You play for a long time, but after a while, having studied it fully, having passed all the missions, you start to cool. You still for some time in the inertia pursue the city, arrange shootings with cops, but it is clearly not easy to do. Then you just hit it and wait for the next part. Well, when the next part is smaller than the previous one. But as a rule, only the schedule becomes better, and the missions are becoming more murderous and the legends are becoming more primitive. And then you lose it, and you stop playing and wait for new parts, so if you see x-box somewhere in the guests, you just spend a couple of minutes, and that's all. Often it is less. Alright somehow.

Alexander got up in the morning, ate a light breakfast prepared by his wife, put the dishes in the dishwasher invented by Josephine Cochrane, joined the Vaya Fai based on the Hedi Lamar principle, opened a program operating by programming invented by Ada Lovelace and written by women, opened canned dishes prepared by Hope Skin, filled them with chocolate biscuits invented by Ruth Wakefield, sprayed all of this coffee cleansed by the Merritt Benz method, and printed: “Women are a debilitated sex.”

The hurricane destroyed the White House and buried the entire Obama family under the rubble.
The whole of America is in mourning. Many came to the ruins with flowers, candles...
Quentin Tarantino brought the “Storage of Dead Negroes.”

From Discovery Channel:
Hi Tom, I'm glad you came, but I'm catching a fish, so leave.

Do you know when your girlfriend is a doctor?
She knows that during sex a bunch of hormones are released, including painkillers. A headache will never hurt you.

How exactly said my 4-year-old daughter: Give this paper to your boss, who is working with you

I always dreamed that one day, by mistake, a strange girl will call me and offer to do nonsense together.

XXX is Hi! Atomic you positive, nuclear sex, cosmic love!! to
YYY: Judging by how small atoms, harmful nuclear sex and unrealistic cosmic love - you are not good wishes!

The essence of female nature.
It is always said that men do not drop the chair. Although they should be glad that it was raised at all...