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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105294
 11.11.2014
X: I don’t want to work.
WOW: And who wants it?
I want to put a piece in a piece.
WHO in whom?
Tag: in the car
WOW O_0?
Fuck the car!
WOW...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105293
 11.11.2014
xxx> I'm so glad I didn't dream of yesterday's clowns
Yyy> what are the clowns?
xxx from the circus. There they had a room with a rabbit and a hunter and a rabbit section of a hunter to cowards under the song of Joe Cocker, and then turned into an inspector in shape. Tagged gay porn
yyy> o__O throw
xxx> well the kids in the room laughed
yyy> the more chewing
Well there was a ballet show of half-naked girls with tails and hairstyles such as predators... children shouted disappointedly - and when there will be real tigers.
yyy> that is. Did they stupidly replace all the animals with naked aunts and gay uncles? As in the spirit of time.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105292
 11.11.2014
I take a lecture in America. The architect talks about his most successful and expensive public building project. The phrase goes through: “In the end, the price of the building was incredible $500 per square foot!” and all of those whisper and say “Wow!” I stumbled and it turned out to be about $5,000 per square meter.

This is how I understood that the Moscow Khrushchevs are cooler than the most expensive American projects.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №105291
 11.11.2014
The all-encompassing desire to go to bed early, dissipated by the evening, literally a vicious circle, the exit from which is constantly lost from sight.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105290
 10.11.2014
Two kids are trying to find out who my phone belongs to.
YYY: Probably not for you :)
XXX: It is true

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №105289
 10.11.2014
A friend in China. I told you how they live there.)
Once we met Chinese women, we went to the local karaoke, we swelled, and then when we were in a taxi, they were like, we would go with you, but you are from Europe, you are huge, we are afraid, let's do better with a mine or then somehow, but how terrible, you break us along, and I'm sitting and thinking: like a compliment, and like you threw me, and like a mine you can agree.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105288
 10.11.2014
To this and to him:
In the collection of names: Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk region, sport-BAR - "Barsuk".

You would send it all to Zadornov better, it’s according to his profile. They are tired of their bats.
I apologize for posting such content.

An old Jewish joke.
Abram came home and saw Sarah lying naked on her bed.
Sarah, why are you naked?
Abram, I have nothing to wear.
Why is there nothing to wear? He opens the closet. See: red dress, blue dress, goodbye, black dress, green dress...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105287
 10.11.2014
XXX: And in general, it would be nice to see you in socks and a corset...YYY: Do you want to see me in this image? Do you want to know what is needed for this?
XXX is okay?
YYY: Do not eat!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105286
 10.11.2014
Why do you have a stick in the wheel?
This is here.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105285
 10.11.2014
xxx: Please tell me, I have a long seam on my penis, and from childhood, what is it?
Show the Venereologist
Zzz: This seam can fall away like the tail of a frog.
www: "Long show" - you lust yourself))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105284
 10.11.2014
XX: Write an aforism about life!
yyy: "All believe – money is not enough" :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №105283
 10.11.2014
Here:"To this: "The humor of the owner of the wedding salon "Ophelia" - nothing compared to the humor of the founders of the airline "Icar"."
The same humorist probably in Kazan called the pharmacy "Stix"."
And in the same city of Kazan, the food store - "Anchar"
And in Saratov there is a jewelry – Golden Rain.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №105282
 10.11.2014
Cedar must definitely do the following exercise: Put something on the floor, lie on your back and raise your legs up on the support...on the wall, for example, on the back of the chair...
Cedar painting with oil - the patient looks into the office, and the worker rolls on the floor with his legs wrapped.
Ms. Adele and what? I look in the office, and the worker stands on the carpet on the side of Mecca and prays. Nothing was waiting at the door.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105281
 10.11.2014
Just with VIO Mail.ru:
XXX is.Is it possible to bite in the ear to death with a clakson?
OOOOO: Yes If you bite from all the scale.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №105280
 10.11.2014
No_saint: Let’s discuss the Transformers better. In particular, the question is why none of the autobots turned into the sixth model Zyguli?
Bike: Because the autobots are on the good side.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №105279
 10.11.2014
Fifteen years ago, when I was still in high school, when I approached my mother with some bold request, I heard in response:
What are you, Kamikaze? (with the hint that the dad will not evaluate and the consequences can be deplorable)
I: Who is the Kamikaze?
Take a look at the dictionary!
I went and looked, I came back.
M: What did you understand?
I: I understand, but it is strange.
M: What is strange?
I am a Japanese pilot with a Georgian surname.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105278
 10.11.2014
XXX is
fucking
You will probably leave me now.
My hand trembled.
I accidentally broke my beard.
I had to shave.

YYY
so
Give me jeans and sweaters.
We will not see again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105277
 10.11.2014
Is this a cat go cat?
(hereinafter attached photo of the intimate place of the cat, large plan)
YYY: OMG... I understand that the Internet helps in everything, but to do so...

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105276
 10.11.2014
It seems to me that the policy of weakening the ruble implies a subtle and ironic course of improving the attitude to power in the country. Something in style "Do you want to make a person good? Do it badly and then return it as it was". Life will not be better, but everyone will be a little happy.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №105275
 10.11.2014
The autumn has passed,
You will not return.
Dollars – 48
Euro is 60.

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