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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149234
 22.02.2018
You scream about rights but forget about duties. Men are paid more because they hold families. The opposite is disproportionate, that I, as a man-in-chief, understand.

Is it so?!!!! You, wisely, well, you quickly found me a husband who will keep me! You can accommodate any of your employees, but not drinking and eating less. Or, fucking with the eyes, stumbled onto the crab, raised the salary of the unmarried. No matter who works, of course. Do you pay the “gentlemen” for poverty, so you’ve forgotten about the rest?

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149233
 22.02.2018
About 60 people conspired to beat Julius Caesar. Only 23 knife wounds were found on Caesar's body. This proves that even then the majority of participants in group projects did not do the niqab.

Ezdivala: This is the problem of group projects. Participants who do primitive actions with their hands always believe that the whole project depends entirely on them, and everyone else is just cooling up. It is not so. Someone was standing on the roof, someone distracted the cops, someone planned, distributed tasks in a gira, someone consulted on the partitioning of the bubble, there were seals who sold the project, marketers who attracted the messengers to alert the people about the bitter event as appropriate. Someone was running for a glycine for Mark Antony. Twenty wounds is even an excess of something.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №149232
 22.02.2018
The clock was rotating remembering in Kalashnikov the cut of the rod on the clock or against it. PPC Question of Life and Death

I also have a question!
Of course, on the clock (right, if you look from the cashier). It is easy to remember: it is taken right-up when shooting. We take the vector of the force of Coriolis and determine the direction of rotation of the mass that produced it.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149231
 22.02.2018
Vlad: type fork, clone fork, steer, smoke, pul rekvest?
Rick: It’ll be like your tail, which you’re marking with the ouncer branch.
Crab: Fuck what language they speak!? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149230
 22.02.2018
XHH: By the way, since there are so many fans of Japanese cartoons, let’s be ashamed of Koi Kaze. What is romance or perverted shit and should it be forbidden?

I haven’t watched it, but I think it won’t hurt to ban it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149229
 21.02.2018
Many men are for prostitution, but few want to see their daughters there.

Well, I don’t have anything against the cleaners, but I’t want my daughter to do that either.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №149228
 21.02.2018
This is about the "girl"!
The Swiss beauty institute asked him how he managed to get such big teas.
It’s very simple: I say goodbye to every incoming client and goodbye to the departing client and goodbye to the incoming client.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №149227
 21.02.2018
We sit and work. Joyful Katya runs and rushes to Irka:
and IRA! Uncover the mystery! "You are given and others use it"! Three letters
IRA is sure.
Oh yeah!
Katya thought
What is it for you, Dan?
Ira admitted that the answer was not correct, and shrugged her hands. Katya looked at me.
Do you know the answer?
and fucking. He is Dan.
Katya nodded her head and left.
Later I said that INN, but the correct answer was "name".

Then Katya decided to try her luck again. He came and asked
- "Light, like a straw, but not hold" 4 of letters.
We did not think long, and immediately sent Katya Nafig. Then they decided to change anger for mercy and guess it. But the answer of "gas" also proved to be incorrect.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №149226
 21.02.2018
xxx: It’s interesting, but in real life, the adopted, having learned that somewhere their biological parents exist, really immediately abandon those who raised and fed them, and rush to look for the real ones? Or is it just for cinema?
XHH: I used to think of myself if my parents had suddenly told me that I was adopted - and I would chase it decisively!
No, of course, there’s a chance that you’ve been stolen from a billionaire.
HH: But there’s a lot more chance that you’ve been thrown out of the bombs :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №149225
 21.02.2018
Users complained that the form was updated for a long time and showed a white screen.
Nothing changed and added a progress bar for the process.
Users wrote - "well, this is another matter, much faster".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149224
 21.02.2018
"The son of the prosecutor was crushed by snow in St. Petersburg".

Is it snow at all? Do you see who is in front of him?! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №149223
 21.02.2018
>> the grandmother is a piece of machine.

This is where they break up every morning! Without them, we will not start.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149222
 21.02.2018
I am late, but I will answer:

In short, I have one strange fetish. I like women 37-40 years old who look younger than thirty years old and care about themselves. This is the ideal of female sexuality. And this excites much more than a beautiful girl aged 20-25, for example.
Am I the only one or is someone like that?

You are so much more than you think. And for this you have a great human thanks from a young looking 40-year-old woman who likes boys younger ;)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149221
 21.02.2018
I was very sorry that I didn’t have an abortion.
Listen, it is probably age. My husband’s mother said the same about her younger son (he has, thanks to her own upbringing, another parasite).
When I tried to gently object that the child, in her own words, was desirable, the husband's mother explained that the younger was decided to have, because the younger was studying poorly and did not give much hope for the future of O_o.So all hopes were for a new child. And this is how their younger son failed!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149220
 21.02.2018
I do not understand the controversy about the ACP and manual switching, what is the difference if you quietly sit on the back seat of the car and read a book or look at the phone.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №149219
 21.02.2018
Our stores are called - points of execution of orders, abbreviated PIZ.

And recently we opened a new pizza on the street of the Children's. And now we have a baby pizza.

Half the office was crying.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №149218
 21.02.2018
The bell, the bell...

To go to a cute girl because you made a thoughtful decision to live together due to disagreements with your parents - what is not an option?

Well, yes, and disagreements with the girl will be resolved by moving to the next girl or returning to the parents.


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №149217
 21.02.2018
"Babies who looked "more intelligent" were called townsmen."

Does the word "state" mean anything to you? The looking. and more intelligent. Dunning and Kruger send greetings.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №149216
 21.02.2018
>> You get paid for it, buy a car for it. A little? Do not look at foreigners.
Give me money for two kids. 4 and all the neighbors. We would ride in cars! At least from the maternity.
To your knowledge, even the matkapital just won't get it, and it can NOT be spent on the car. Only pay the mortgage from the global!
Go to X! They don’t know and are always right.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149215
 21.02.2018
A joke about the dissatisfaction of men receiving on February 23 a foam for shaving and socks.
This year, they decided to get out and give colleagues something on the subject of their favorite fishing - but the seller in the store had a bunch of questions like "What does he catch?" When to catch? Where is it?" and so on. instead of giving without talk the festive sets of blushes and mornings for all occasions of life - as do advanced vendors of women's cosmetics.

Well, shit, there is no other alternative...

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