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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №55752
 01.11.2011
by 13:27
I am generally very concerned. I will not marry you, I will not allow you to fall in love. find a new lover - and you are finally saved

by 13:29
Thank you for saving me from the sexy, delicious, slim blonde ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №55751
 01.11.2011
Doggy-Style online store Clothes for animals.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №55750
 01.11.2011
XXX is
You know what I noticed?
XXX is
If you say "I am stupid"
XXX is
Soon she succeeds.
YYY
) is
XXX is
I am really stupid.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.
YYY
I have a grandmother.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55749
 01.11.2011
The first thing I need to do when I eat from my parents - et inet
Googling as a cooker

[ + 53 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55748
 31.10.2011
Osyris: My little girl came, ask for help with English. I sit writing to him, and here the task "compil proposals with the words Kenny\short\hat"... I can’t stand up, I’m waiting for the results of the check))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55747
 31.10.2011
Jealous of the guys who have everything through their ass.

[ + 67 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55746
 31.10.2011
XXX: I enjoy the spectacle. The husband throws caramels to the cat, and in pursuit of them he flies the doors and corners. Both are happy like elephants. One 37, another one and a half. I think, maybe it wasn’t worth getting married, but just having another cat?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55745
 31.10.2011
Do you know...

That in the box from under the lights enters exactly 6 connectors rj-45.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55744
 31.10.2011
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Don’t wait until March!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55743
 31.10.2011
I have a cat ready for follicles, bird flu epidemics and other Hiroshima. He put in a suitcase and walks in it around the apartment.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №55742
 31.10.2011
I read a detective book. The Russian spy.
"Computer encountered a group capturing wires from a broken monitor"
And I think why it is lately that Russian spies are caught like blind cats, and they destroy the data on the compass by breaking the monitors, it turns out.

[ + 58 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55741
 31.10.2011
In the winter, the winter shoes start again. Girls on beautiful, but unpractical for winter spikes are stupid. Girls in comfortable and warm but unobtrusive uggs are fools. What to buy for winter so you don’t look stupid?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55740
 31.10.2011
After taking 76 Levels, they stopped giving not only Bafas but also Tolls.

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55739
 31.10.2011
I can't find a guy for a long time. What to do?
YYY: What do you need?
XXX: Yes, I have low demands. Not a fool, not a mother's son, independent, capable of adequately destroying the situation without my help, who will be a man (and not a dumb girl as I described you on the phone today), I don't need a huge love on his part, I need a man with whom I will not be bored and with whom you can build adult relationships, and not a 15-year-old in the soul ready to write poems or little things under the windows.
xxx: Ah yeah, I forgot to add: it should be reliable and not very lazy, responsible. Do you have such friends or acquaintances?
YYY: I offer your attention. The inflatable boy Alberto! Buying Alberto today, as a gift you get 5 bonuses per member of different shapes! And that is not all! If you buy this product right now, you get a SUPER PRESENT! You get the book, "How to Dress Albert". With this book, you can take it to any party, theater or restaurant. Order Albert right now! The price is $1999.99
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55738
 31.10.2011
Sitting on a bench with a girl, and on the contrary, in the dark, another bench stands, in the direction of which a different couple with characteristic reasoning moves. Nothing, if for the rest of the time (and he was not a little) we didn’t have to listen to the philosophical discourse of the guy and the already worked breaths of the girl’s boredom. Deciding to distract my girlfriend, I ask:
What do you think is their date?
I thought a little *
The last one.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №55737
 31.10.2011
Today in the bus stood over a guy who frequently flashes... The result – in 4 minutes and 42 seconds he flashed 209 times. The question is, who is sick?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55736
 31.10.2011
In the food basket of Russians, the basket is considered edible and covers 50 percent of the food needs.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №55735
 31.10.2011
Fuck the idiot.)
WOW: Is he there again?
A man 22 years old, and he turns out to think that the umbilical cord at birth goes to the member, and that he has a small because a bad nurse was caught and cut almost under the root)
Rough of Rough Rough of Rough)))

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №55734
 31.10.2011
Shred
Only in Russia, in addition to friends, friends and acquaintances, there is also such a type of dating as "travel together".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55733
 31.10.2011
Could you please give me a water tile and a bottle of water?
Can I hit you right away?

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