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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72833
 10.11.2012
Life is a game, but after 2 liters of vodka is a step-by-step strategy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72832
 10.11.2012
Yesterday I was fucking with a model for two hours!
2: O_o
Well, the right wing does not get up in its place and everything is here - even if you are crushed.
2: A... you are about the model of the aircraft.
1: And what else? I followed that foolish model from the 'star' with the ships attached.
2: Well of course... ships are not that... sorry, I need to under the table :))) 

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №72831
 10.11.2012
XXXX: Prostokvasino: I have been tormented since childhood by the question...
XX: This is "Uncle Fedor"... can talk.
He is a dog, he can talk too.
This is a cat, he too.
XX: And these are cows. They are stupid and cannot talk.
How is it, fucking!!? to

WOW: How do you imagine? You feed the cow, and she is like this: “Let’s get on, Uncle Fedor, more rhythmic than my nipples!”

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72830
 10.11.2012
Intelligent life is the creation of Chaos. Its main task is the purposeful destruction of everything it will encounter. This short (compared to the multi-billion-year-old universe) step towards complicating matter was a necessity to accelerate the processes of universe destruction and create even greater Chaos.

Logical thinking is the lower form of thinking... Evidence is the development of the computer. Machines are initially logical, and on the basis of this logic neural networks are built. The essence of neural systems is intuitive thinking, direct comparison of cause and effect (that is, what we call signs). Man, being initially intuitive, deliberately traps himself into the limits of limited logical thinking. This proves that intelligent life seeks simplification (increasing entropy or chaos).

BBB, what was it? O_O

We had a philosophy today. I decided to create a new teaching. I will call it annihilism... or chaos. Not yet decided.
by wog39

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72829
 10.11.2012
Starget: Ahvit, there were elections in the United States, and I learned about it from the new South Park series.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №72828
 10.11.2012
by Novosib. Announcement on the wall of the university:
- I will rent a two-room in good condition after repair to two or three strong guys without rental for up to 5 years. Two mandatory conditions: pay the utility payments on time; all those who come and seek Sigismund Isaacovich must answer that there are no more residents here.
The Tel...

And you say "Chelyabinsk!"

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72827
 10.11.2012
What it looks like from the side of the bush: "A creature cares about me as a loved one, feeds and protects me. Per I can trust him with my children... Oh, how he rejoices with them... Oh God! He ate my children.

On the contrary, the sweeter the fruit, the sooner it will be eaten, take the seeds to a new place and, together with the fertilizer, put out to germinate. Plants use you, but they don’t know about drainage.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72826
 10.11.2012
I’m sorry, I won’t come today. Tomorrow is the Russian Olympics.
The regional? In the Russian? I thought so...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72825
 10.11.2012
The Beautiful! I would explore it for the purpose of having proper qualities in it, yes!
Do you mean physical or spiritual consolation?
Why "or" am I afraid to ask? Does she get healed from talking about Schopenhauer?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72824
 10.11.2012
xxx: I'm probably going to play in minecampf, so if I don't answer for a long time, I mean in xxx: game=)
XXX: The Milk
XXX: Minecraft
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72823
 10.11.2012
You can’t compromise with everyone, because you can’t please everyone. Sooner or later, you will have to start sending to the fox.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №72822
 10.11.2012
by air_ship_pirate
Psychologist Skinner suggested that children up to a year be kept in special boxes. I would have kept some people there all my life, crazy.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72821
 10.11.2012
Points are when in hand an iPhone, and in the apartment repair from the 90s

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №72820
 10.11.2012
I live alone. Sitting on the couch, accidentally fell on him a pellet, which he held in a spoon.
Mayonnaise, which was on the pellet, from the couch wipes out poorly - a white spot remains.
Thinking about it, I decided to put ketchup there, or tell my friends that it is mayonnaise.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72819
 10.11.2012
Yura: shakes kangaroo are prohibited

Oleg is serious?

Yuri: Yes

Oleg: What is the reason?

Jura: Man will die stronger if you beat

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №72818
 10.11.2012
In my office, the director is my wife. But at night I relentlessly avenge.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72817
 10.11.2012
The command had long chosen whom to send on a business trip, to the distant hills. Fortunately, the boss was familiar with the RTS genre and my refusal in the form "that you can surround me with a frame doesn’t mean you can send me out of the map." was accepted.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72816
 10.11.2012
From the Girls Forum:

3 years ago, just put an ass, knocked a guy, 22 years old, talked a week, calls to meet, and I don't know how to refuse. I agreed. God, go to the park. He goes, some nonsense carries, half an hour has passed, he asks: and we will kiss today? I got rid of it, Gray: No!
Let’s go... Horek somehow jumped over, he said to me, “Oh, I’m without flowers, but I’ll catch you!” And escaped in the bushes...
I didn’t think for a long time ?

[ + 54 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72815
 10.11.2012
From the trends about names on dairy:
In our family there is a tradition: grandfather, grandfather and father, all Gennady Gennadyevich. The last of the Genes a number of years ago suddenly gave birth to a daughter (everyone was waiting for a son), and the family hanged. They thought first to name Galey, then the mom excavated some encyclopedia of names and found out that there is a female variant. and Gennady. I’m twenty-five, I’m a hundred percent fairy, and my name is GENA.
Hope, away from sin

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72814
 10.11.2012
xxxxxxxxxxx:
AlexPushkin has used skill %duel% on Dantes
AlexPushkin missed attack
Dantes deals 500 dmg
Dantes won
Yyy: AlexPushkin has left the game.
Lermontoff: A poet, a slave of honor has died.
Dantes was banned by Nicolas I.

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