It was a matter a few years ago.
I go to the subway, in front of me is a guy, not even a guy and already a man of a meter edak under 2 height, but in such a classic emo hat, with a black head, pierced lips and eyebrows, in the ears headphones. At one of the stations comes a couple of typical drunken men, stand up in front of this guy, barely holding the helmets, start to catch over him, say "Emo what?" "Well you cry", there are two stops, rust on the whole car, one of the men" at the end of the day glimps so much that pulls the headphone from the ears of the sitting man. The guy, without changing his face, stands up, rising over them on the head, takes both of them behind the shovel, drags them to the opened doors of the car with one slide, throws them behind the doors to the platform of the station with the second slide, looking at their squeezed faces, leads their hand on the face, and glides, pretending to wipe out the tear. It was necessary to see the expressions of the faces of these guys, the car was lying.)

Yesterday, in some cases, Putin and Medvedev were chasing to Fryazin, the way there is through Shchelkovo... Well, it is clear that all traffic jams will be removed, etc... but so... In general, in Shchelkovo from the main street (Proletarsky Prospekt) the whole people cleaned up, brought 2 buses of their “ordinary people” (young couples, children, men, women in ordinary civilian clothes) and let go along the prospectus, in the macdake they landed... like local residents.

Is it normal? Are they always running around the world with them?))

blink here quote...bla-bla, recognition signs of blinking Wi-Fi, circles, semicircles, etc...

In Yandex Maps there is a "FreeWiFi" tool, you can mark the known access points to which you can connect. Tag - SSID, in the comment we write the location or password, blue tags - free access, red tags - by password (in the stones respectively you need to specify one) Login\password to edit WiFi4Free\1q2w3e4r

The map can be filled with points.
Whoever is for +

by Natalia:
My son is awake.

by Natalia:
Here are we.

by Natalia:
MS MP Ipa

by Valdeman:
Hi my son :)

by Natalia:
Oak and Ri
The IYFZCs

by Valdeman:
And I am you :)

by Natalia:
The child is delighted
M is PA

by Valdeman:
So he printed it :)

"Google is dissatisfied with the way it uses the verbal-neologism of “googling.”"

What kind of shit has angered Google?! to

I chose the right kitten, a programmer. He is a little more than 4 months old, and I am currently sitting at home coding as he slips on my shoulder and looks closely at the monitor. With such persistence I feel that in a couple of years he will code at home, and I sit at work through the assy will give him tasks :). Hule... will work out his jerk ]:>

xxx: I bought an energy-saving stick here a day ago, came home, connected it and it does not burn.
Yyy: all right, it saves energy!)))

Speech from Diaries:

But this is all nonsense compared to the most amazing thing God created for some reason. Scientists call this piece Pipa pipa, in normal language - Pipa Surinam. Pipa - a frog with the following technical characteristics: a four-pointed squared body; color - yellowish, lower abdomen lighter, sometimes with white spots; merging with the body head, sharpened in front; thin front legs with long fingers; thick back legs, also long, between the fingers - membranes; wrinkles skin, from the corners of the mouth and in front of the eyes hangs skin; small eyes all the time looking up; the voice of a male resembles a clock tick; coupling between a male and a female lasts for a day. During the drought, this unfortunate animal lives in almost dry meadows, and in the rainy season (and here you need to concentrate and imagine this inhumane tragedy), so here, in the rainy season, the Pippa Surinam alone walks through the forest.

This unfortunate, unnecessary, terrible, sad and lonely creature travels through the forest in the rainy season and smells badly. It’s just like God created him. You said the girl didn’t...

Loving a woman is like good wine: the more you drink, the better it tastes. »

My father told me. It was in Moscow during the war.
Great Patriotic - the year of edak in 1944. My father was 13-14 years old, but he says he remembers it very well.
So, he goes on the subway, and at one of the stations comes an officer with a little son. The officer's whole face is in fairly fresh scars - everything is clear: recently with the front, he suffered for his homeland. The people look at the officer with great respect: the courageous defender. And then the child, noticing the general attention, decided to clarify the situation and remove the excessive pathos: "Yes, no, it's his mom thrash!"
The couple had to go to the next station.

Man in the library: Do you have books about suicide?
Librarian: Yes, but we do not give them to visitors.
Man : Why?
The library doesn’t give them back.

When will Google Home Search finally appear?

How can I tell my best friend that I don’t want to make love with him?? to
After sex, when he is in a good mood.

She: You don’t love me.
I am crazy about you.

The Rebel
What is the length of a zero vector?

by Bert
Do not believe

by Elvira
And the prince called me!!!!! to

Lanquu
Wrong the number?

Forum of Gynecology

#17 by Olga
Hi to! I drink the pills for about a year and I have a regular sex partner,But he refuses to end me "! How can I tell him that this is safe and safe?? to

I have a 5 year old son (Crossword). Question: what is the name of a box with a locking cap, used for transporting things, made of leather or something. A durable material? The first letter "C" is seven letters. The child thought, thought, did not know the answer. I begin to suggest:

- Well, when we go on the road, we take bags, avosks, backpacks and that....?? We take the...?
After thinking for a few seconds, he says:
And whoever eats it!! to

A real man is growing.

Taxi drivers told me. The new taxi driver did not remember all the dispatchers by name and calls from the bottom:
T. Allo who is this? and Tania?
D is no.
The valley?
D is no.
T is Ana?
D is no.
T and who?
by D. White
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh (he throws the phone)
The controller was called Bella.

Natalia (10:53:58 28/10/2009)
Sometimes I think you are strange.
Natalia (10:54:29 28/10/2009)
You can answer the question briefly.
Natalia (10:54:42 28/10/2009)
Not to disclose
Darth Vader (10:56:22 28/10/2009)
The cost of the profession. If I will give a clear and concise, and most importantly true and unacceptable interpretation, the answer to the question... I will be occupied with questions.