We are fighting for iPad. Tomorrow he needs me, my sister and another sister.
The apple is shit.

Yesterday morning my son suddenly decided to start playing guitar. I got my old "cremon" with anthrax, sat in front of the monitor, the video instructors are watching.
Well, my wife and I went to the house, pleased, the boy in which the centuries of business :)
The next day, I’ll go back to the browser.
Theme: The Last Requests

12:35 "configuration of the guitar"
12:50 "guitar chords for beginners"
13:14 "broken string what to do"
13:18 "strings to buy spb"
14:23 "How to approach masturbation creatively"

Creativity is what to do :(

I work in a hunting and fishing store. Small (M) with grandmother (B) consider pneumatics.
Are these real guns?
B: The real ones.
A: Buy it now!
B: Who will sell it to me?
And you dress up as a man and buy!! to

from the forum. Subject: "He clothed himself two hands"
People, help the people. Worked with the glue moment, accidentally glued together 4 fingers on each hand. How to reduce the action of glue?
I need a surgeon, don't try it yourself - it will hurt fucking
222: Steam in hot water a couple of clocks - will pass.
333 How do you print?? to
Author: Meyeeeeedlennoo

A couple of physics. For every match, a breakdown.
So, one guilty, in my opinion, for the plow on the asphalt, the guy finished pressing off, stood up and said, "Fuh, fuck." Under the friendly Gogot and under the sight of the preacher, he once again took the emphasis of lying down.

Finally found his place in life, but then out of the door they shouted, “Employed!”

Vilk: As the "Win of the Military Command" says, a soldier who is called to service all the time only does what he tries to get out of service, to get drunk no matter what, to get rid of the harsh days. Any entrusted property and equipment will spoil, break, go out of order before the time. The ability of a warrior to lose anything often strikes even former officers, robbed everything that lies badly, and determines how the warrior lies personally. The damage that the recruiting contingent causes to the armed forces is enormous, it is impossible to compensate for the damage caused by the soldier, there is nothing to take from it.
This problem is as old as the world:
“The slaves do a great deal of damage to the grain field, they give the oxen aside, they feed them and other livestock poorly, they grieve the land carelessly, they spend much more seeds than they need, they care for the seeds carelessly and they get a small harvest.”
Columella (42 n. e) the
c) tower

Near the building of the Central Election Commission was held a protest against unfair elections with the slogan "Churov, shave your beard".
“They won’t wait,” thought Old Hottabich, “they want me to become impotent like a child!” Over the years, he became accustomed to the modern rhythm of life, began to wear the European costume and changed his surname. and only
Volk could not be used to calling Vladimir Vladimirovich.

From the site on the choice of laptop:
The error 2. Laptop for all occasions
A typical mistake by which I immediately recognize the missing user is a set of confusing wishes "I want a 17 inch home laptop to sometimes take with me, very powerful, with a large capacity battery. It’s very easy, I sometimes take it. And up to $1000!" For some reason, the desire to purchase a laptop by default is reduced to catching rabbits - a device is needed for all cases of life.
It is noteworthy that by purchasing a car, no one requires it to drive at a speed of 300 km / h, cross rivers, extinguish fires and carry bars, accommodate a division of soldiers and withstand the direct impact of a 60-caliber projectile.

It is more than my heart.
It’s worse than jumping from the roof.
It is louder than the cry of the angry.
But much quieter than the whisper of a crushed mouse.
This is what everyone has been looking for all their lives.
To find, to lose, to find again.
This is what in a white fate with a wicked oskar
In the white light
I am talking about the mother-in-law.

Yesterday my wife and I went to the theater and heard in the bus a conversation between two ladies:
I went to Denver today.
Oh, and I can’t tolerate all these shit, they’re ugly, they’re whispering, fu!
I also don’t know what to look at!

She is with us again! Mandarin skin next to the computer!

This day in Russia will be remembered as the day of "Rebellion of the Clock". When half an hour in the house showed one time, and the other half a different time.

Those over the carpets who do not have them. of jealousy.

Comments under the video where to have fun a small, hairy puppy:
What a cute rabbit. ?
This is not a rabbit, it is a puppy.
Captain Jasen Hui in the case.

The motor: Hi! to meet?
Irene: Hello to you! Sorry, you don’t have a motorcycle there. It is :)

i: I think I’m getting black magician now.
J: And I think you’re a racist and you’ll kill a black magician just because he’s black.
I: Moreover, I will kill him with a white magician.

She: fucking, I am marrying so much, fucking something, I have to throw it away.
He: Let me if you look at me again, it will pass away from you, if I am with you, I will be cunilingus.
Okay, okay, we have agreed.
He is blue

XXX: Are you still alive?
YYY : Yes!
That’s the same shit all the time :(

Telephone explodes the brain.
This aboriginal is called Nambata. We asked why. He replied "Because my wife is named Namba Wang"