2PizZa: posted an ad about dating "sweet girl looking for a man from 18 to 25 years old without material problems" and her phone

I get the phone, they call me very quickly and they hang the phone.

The store of steel doors chh.ru needs a copywriter. [Many other requirements and terms of payment]
Very welcome people ever encountering the entrance door.

From the ixbt.com forum

"I knew the girl. She was taken directly from the institute by the head of the OJSC for $5,000 a month (or something like that), as well as a service car with a driver and a three-room apartment. Moscow in the early 1990s. A great job. About six months later he went to jail."

Balin, the evening ended worse nowhere... I didn’t give Yulka
Listen, shut up, want to know, puppy, what is the worst ending of the evening? It is when after a protectively exhausting day of work you go with a full plate of hot borscht into your room to calmly eat and watch a relaxing movie and on the road you remember that for two days at the entrance hangs an embrace, that in the evening the electricity will be cut off... without having time to look at the clock, you find yourself at the Negro in a deep ass. Walking along the azimut in half a step from the note, you hit the tail of your beloved cat, who in the darkness without any problems finds with his teeth and nails your gentle neck... and falling with the hellish mate you pour your note and your beloved with a very delicious and Warm Borsche... I write this from the phone.
Oh, oh, so I had a wonderful evening.

Found a great word in Croatian - "collision" - "sukobljavamo". What an accurate language.

of Irok:
I remember the joke ?
Verrrra...
Let it
of Irok:
You know..when a girl wants to seduce a guy, they usually do so - O:-)oh, I was so in a rush to meet you that I forgot to wear trousers (and guys fuck)....
I’m coming to Andrew, he’s sitting. O :-) oh... I was so rushed to your parish and clean up and shower after work to take that I didn’t have time to dress the cowards)))))))))) I fucking slipped off the chair))))

In our zoo through the fence on the side of the rhinoceros someone wrote: DES + ANYA = BEGIMOT! ))) Love is...

Snoopy is fucking! Well, the creators didn’t know that Potter would later be messing up with Ginny. They took the role of a murderous mouse, and Rowling submitted them to the pig afterwards.

Eptha, yesterday the topic was.Brother ate and decided to go to the night club.Kurtka, a man of understanding, left home on the street Dubak, and he is hot!)))
WOW : and?
xxxh: In the club, it was obvious, was dressed even more.I was going to leave, went to the closet and started demanding a jacket.)))
Yippidy yi)
I guess he’d cured them, but he came home in a jacket!! to
See also :DDD

If a shirt is hanged on a hangover, it will not be hanged!! to
YYYY: OO to LAN?! to
XXX: Take a Risk
All these new fashion things are not for me.

Everyone who posts quotes about their girls, starting with "my favorite" and then writing all kinds of shit about how she was fucked and about what they then communicated...I wish your girls read what shit you write about them. That you, Gandhi, remain alone and tremble in solitude.
The one who is hectic and trembles about sex with his girlfriend is apparently lost his virginity recently and just wants to share it with the whole world. Oh, how funny it is, oh, a nice condom... Kill yourself, little girl.

Girlfriend burned - she called her husband "Yurick - Brave liver"

XXX: I slowly squeeze your hand under the hood.
yyy: And what is there?))
XXX: The Magician! There are cakes!! to
You are a goat.

Will you give me a pillow from my salary?

Kexiq: a knife

Lika : No. and gentler)

Kexiq is a knife.

The Church does not deny the existence of bicycles.

I read a classwork in Russian from my brother, 2nd grade:
Painted
Stand up
Poetry
O O O O O O O

Another disadvantage of red ants - they are poorly noticeable on chocolate (((

In a couple, the
Machine oil serves to reduce friction between parts, as well as to remove wear products.
Voice from the back:
Why do foods squeeze in the nose?!...
YuRiX

He is *fuck you*
She: I don’t have that smiley.
He: I also have...

From the summary:

Previous place of work: cemetery, granite workshop
Reason for dismissal: not season

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