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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №38618
 09.11.2010
XXX: I did the right thing.
Take the cake from the shelf.
XXX is OK
yyy: wipe out the dust and put it back
My cake, my shelf, my rules.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №38617
 09.11.2010
It is difficult to offend a girl, especially when your penis is in her mouth.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38616
 09.11.2010
18:15 AM Anonymous(!)
I will not lie. I went with an unauthorized nick. It is a shame to go in and write about it. In general, the problem is that I always want to be anonymous and I always bring my classes to the last stage. When the sperm comes out. There was no sex, but the opportunity was limited. Like trying to bind, but still want to do it and do it.

18:18 Anonymous(!)
It interferes! Always with white spots. In some so absorbed that even after washing the stain remains

18:59 by God
Try the vanilla.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38615
 09.11.2010
From the forum about bored hair

"and I don’t know how to cut the hair from the ass... indeed, I’ve tried everything... and smashed the cream... and shaved the electric blades... and scattered with a knife, burned it a few times, watered it with petroleum, but neither heroes help... people!!!! help!!!It is not easy to live so!!and "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38614
 09.11.2010
July: the day today is just horror not what to eat, get up no time
to get up? Why?? to
July to write :)
Are you writing standing? O_O

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38613
 09.11.2010
Photography is art, right? Making a good picture is difficult, right? Well, of course, why then having a canon eos 7d + steep lens, even taking great photos. Photography is a subtle art, ah...

Drjannaja: How delicious you cook, you probably have expensive pots)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №38612
 09.11.2010
XXX: Hey, or sing Anya and let it go around?
xxx: and
Just don’t say she’s sitting next to you.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38611
 09.11.2010
Signs of Sisadmin:
The more accountant, the more cookies on the keyboard.
The cooler the manager, the stronger the coffee in the laptop.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38610
 09.11.2010
xxx: you love to fuck - love to watch the darkness =)))
Fucking is not funny.
YYY: I had to watch.
YYY: all three parts
Yyy: One of them in the cinema
Tagged: BLA

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38609
 09.11.2010
S!n@pS (17:05:16 8/11/2010)
11th week of school.
Lara Croft (17:07:18 8/11/2010)
Is it overwhelming?


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38608
 09.11.2010
by Dancito:
I'll tell you a little about how I fought my shyness, shortly you say that you're afraid to meet?
In other words, you take yourself into your hands, go out to the city, start to approach the most beautiful girls (I can’t, through trembling in my knees, like to say, wash up but do) and just say hello! Then you say something to her (it doesn’t matter what you’re talking about). To begin with, you need to do at least 10 approaches, if you do it regularly, then over time you will grow your little rod, and if you combine this with the tehas that I gave you, then you have a chance to get rid of all the cockroaches at all.

The Moon:
Do not chase, the strap will no longer go away from it!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №38607
 09.11.2010
I didn’t have a cat in the winter. Previously, he was eating at seven in the morning, now at six.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38606
 09.11.2010
In the forum:
X: Tell movies on legal topics.
Judge Dredd

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №38605
 09.11.2010
It would seem, why virtualize the virtualizers of virtualizers of virtual Yara-machines, but Oracle was no longer to stop...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №38604
 09.11.2010
I go with a friend on the street and he says to me:
You know, I’ve learned something lately to communicate with girls.
I: Well don’t take it (here the girl accidentally pushes it easily by chance)
He: Huh, you are a fucking fucker?The foolish sheep.
He: Yes... I don’t even know why...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38603
 09.11.2010
Talk about "This":
I don’t like all these perversions... And anal sex is a joke at all!

[ + 141 - ] Comment quote №38602
 09.11.2010
In the online game chat:

<Bloody_Dragon> And where is Apollano-Sambrano? I cannot find it anywhere on the map.
<JustKiller> He is now an apochuan bodybuilder
<Bloody_Dragon> The corpse was meant to be killed?
<Child_Moon> Who is the Son? he has changed name, he is now 'apohuaano-trupello'
<Loh_s_pistol> oh, and what else can be called here?? to
<All_nik_jobs> I also have
<Govnyad> fucking me
<Gigant_Puk> and me! I wanted to have a nick "gigant_spider", but I was

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38601
 09.11.2010
XXX: I have a personal opinion.
yyy: Well yeah - huna, said confidently, is called "personal opinion"...))))

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №38600
 09.11.2010
Once in the inter-city bus, a neighbor fell asleep and laid his head on my shoulder. I was driving for an hour. It was like I wasn’t alone.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №38599
 09.11.2010
And why do those who unconditionally believe that in 2012 all living things will perish refuse to write a mandate on me?

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