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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55712
 31.10.2011
In the company, there were cases discussed in medicine.
And from an unexpected prostate massage, the heart can stop.
Yyy: Well, about stopping - hz, but it dies - surely!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55711
 31.10.2011
Stop scaring everyone at the end of the world, no one is afraid. Scare the end of the internet and people will start to be scared!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №55710
 31.10.2011
You are a crapper!
I prefer to consider myself a man capable of reasonable and reasonable compromises for the sake of sex and bounty.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55709
 31.10.2011
XXX is Hi. Here is a need for advice: how can a cat wash off machine oil?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №55708
 31.10.2011
Talk about Halloween.
A: How it is described.
...
You have to dress up, take a bowl and scream trick or treat!! to
In the sense of "give sweets or scare"!!! to
A: It seems like our hologram is Halloween all year round.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55707
 31.10.2011
What are your plans for today? :)
I: generally no))) except sitting down and depressing in front of the moniker))
She: Do you want to be depressed in front of Monica during a long minet?
I have not raised the mood so much yet.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №55706
 31.10.2011
Why don’t you enjoy new things?
Because it is a specialty.

[ + 96 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55705
 31.10.2011
XXX: What’s the mood?
YYY: Yeah, I was joking with you yesterday. The ball at the end. Choose me or your toys.
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[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55704
 31.10.2011
XXX: Americans would be upset to learn that we have a social network with a bunch of porn, music, and TV shows.
YYY: Yes, in that sense, we have our own Facebook, with blackjack and prostitutes.
YYY: Although it looks more like Facebook.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55703
 31.10.2011
Convinced the director to set up his IT-nic. A cabinet in a neighboring building.
The sales department is shrinking. Managers recruit a new employee by internal phone. No one responds to the phone. And in general, how he looks and where he is only knows the employee and the one on vacation.
After two weeks, the search for the Aitishnik was crowned with success. He enters the sales department, and Vova’s manager looks at him and says through his teeth: “So here’s what a server deer you are!”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55702
 31.10.2011
Fuck, I just invented an offgenic costume for Halloween!
and mm?
XXX is a carpet. Stick up so that he can run and run all the pictures to spoil in the club!
Tagged: xDDD

Elf with pellets

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №55701
 31.10.2011
<%Len> Tanya The ball. The throw. The river.
<%Len> I am very sad. and sadness. The face. The hand.
<Poccu9i> Do not forget your legs too.
<Poccu9i> And also Tania has a chest.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №55700
 31.10.2011
What prevents you from losing weight?? to
A feeling of hunger!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №55699
 31.10.2011
by Urina:
My husband hired two girls on a hot line at work.
Both goats
Unfortunately, the accountants do not see who they are: we missed the button, where the button, blat!!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №55698
 31.10.2011
Alonochka, 29-10-2011 at 23:51
Interested in paid sex?

Andrew, 30-10-2011 at 00:19
Hi to. How much do you regret?

Alenochka, 30-10-2011 at 00:28
The meaning?

Andrew, 30-10-2011 at 00:36
I usually solve financial issues at work, you don’t think they don’t have a place in personal life? However, if everything is so bad and you are willing to pay me for it, I would like to hear the price.

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55697
 31.10.2011
If a friend suddenly
Neither a friend nor an enemy.
The Attack!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55696
 31.10.2011
at the airport.
Passenger: Girl, I don’t understand why the time of departure in the ticket is one and the time of arrival is another? O_O

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55695
 31.10.2011
Yesterday, my friend and I had a bit of fun... Well, I was a little overnight with a pretty guy in the bar and at the most interesting moment he came there :) In the end he went home and I stayed in the bar! Yuuuuuuuuu! And in the morning he wrote to me that I'm a girl -rwxrwxrwx" and he doesn't take the phone anymore. What could this mean?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55694
 30.10.2011
I love rabbits, they’re cute and fuck all the time, and when you’re cute and fuck all the time, you’re probably happy.
KS is

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55693
 30.10.2011
I’m probably one of those girls who, having met a blue-eyed, light-haired prince on a snow-white horse, with the screams of “Lord, what a handful!” will run to lick the horse.

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