Fuck, the soup is shit!
WOW: Well, at least I put a penny...)))

I decided to eat a sandwich at the station today. She got, turned, and here unexpectedly a cloud of dwarfs and pigeons arrives. They sat down on me and started picking up a boutique. Have you ever seen a man burn? He shakes his hands, Oret. This is how I looked. I ran away from them, waved, tried to squeeze the butter in my mouth. But in this fight they won. Fuck, I am so ashamed...

Two topics on the main page of the regional forum:

I was on the first date yesterday, still in horror from what I saw.
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I was on my first date today. When I saw her, even the condoms in my pocket crossed!
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Microsoft Patents a New Type of DRM Protection
You go to the TV, you want to watch a movie. He said, “Who is that behind you? The Mom? Did she pay for the movie? Out of the room! Prove that you are not a robot... okay, but this movie is only 18+, you have 18? Show me a passport... something dirty, like a fake. I’ll scan the retina, check the base... there’s no such thing, I won’t show the movie, sorry.”

I gave the DR a poker set to the head. On the day of the celebration, a set and above also played. The next day they called from the embassy and offered Israeli citizenship =)

Category "Best answers to the most covert questions of the HR department"
How you see yourself in 5 years.
I just started taking penis enlargement drugs, so in 5 years I see myself with a giant heroin.

I decided to go to bed early. And she can’t fall asleep, everything is talking something... Well, I’m so holding her hand on her hair, that is, on her shoulder. She said to me: "What are you doing to me?" And I should have cried out: "And I do not cried out. I turned off the button. I am looking for it!"

<t0xa> puts the pelmeni
<t0xa> would not forget like the last 5 times
<t0xa> Someday I will definitely fire...
<t0xa> remind me in 10 minutes
<t0xa> or call 01 through 20 ))))
<[GRC]maxman> 'Hello? The Firefighter? The Fire! The Fire! What address? Oh yeah - 83.149.21.5' 

Vasily
The story is one is terrible and instructive about one skyrimster.
by 04.11.12

The prostitute
You are an intriguing person, of course! =) is
by 07.11.12

Vasily
He lived with a gamer.He lived with no desire.And here came Skyrim!!!!And the gamer began to swing the hiding. and swinged and swinged and all the objects to the hiding enchanted))).And all the unwritten ceased to see him...And to give him tasks.And so he did not ask Skyrim and forever wandered through the vastness of his
by 20:15:41

The prostitute
Blue >_< I can now sleep without light

Obama won because Americans don’t love Jews more than blacks.

I urgently look for a feeding dog for blind puppies!
I know one fucks, but I don't trust only the feeding of puppies.

by Louis Fahrenheit:
My mother tells. While I was at work, my grandmother took my Skyrim card out of the glass and asked:
Where is Mito?

From Chat WOT
Communicative shells sold for 2000 silver
It is cumulative :)
yyy: bhh...communicative:))) came such a projectile - and let's fuck:)))

Over the years of work with the wacht method, it was the impression that there is a department in the stores "Pads and mattresses for the dormitory"...where they are sold immediately abyss...

Xxx: in the ass unnecessary hemorrhoids
xxx: mda, calambur

Comments on the news "Braga – “MY”. The lights were turned off for 10 minutes":
Black players move into the stealth mode and get an advantage.

and forgiven. I sit down and write with my mother, how to treat.

Valentina
still exists without seeming and seemingly

Egor
citramone, doctor mom, actsacsolicylic acid, aspirin

Valentina
Well acid you have what you need)))) only read - already touches)))

The wife writes about the employee: "If Natasha ever becomes a zombie, I will shoot her with pleasure!(" and

So I want to overtake a smoking person and crack, so that he feels what I feel as I go after him!

For a woman, inviting a man home for coffee is like turning on a landing light for him.