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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57834
 25.12.2011
CKuB: Zaya, the fucking thing! To put all the shit on my shelf is not what I meant by asking to put order on my shelf!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57833
 25.12.2011
It wasn’t hard to get used to my girlfriend having gay friends. But your mother, when it became clear that one of them secretly told her that I was nice, and that he would try to take me away from her, I was scared about it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57832
 25.12.2011
From the discussion "What kind of ranger were you as a child?" A photo is attached where there are all the ranger except the green.

xxx: In my company I’ve always been a green ranger, where is he?? to
Tagged: green photo

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57831
 25.12.2011
BaDMaN: I hate Saturday morning, but it’s not always Saturday morning and not always Saturday morning.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57830
 25.12.2011
Marina loves nature so much as she gives for flowers.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №57829
 25.12.2011
Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss: I realized that I really love my job! I am sitting on it now, eating sandwiches with nutella, drinking a delicious coffee and preparing for exams. What other job will I have this opportunity?
Str: Guy, today is Sunday and you are at work.
Uhn-Tiss and Uhn-Tiss:

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №57828
 25.12.2011
My best friend is my wife’s ex-husband, and we met him after their (and my) divorce; my adopted daughter (my ex-wife) wants to move to us from my mother.
And then they say to me that I am a self-loving cattle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №57827
 25.12.2011
The sauce of forgiveness
8 = e O-
by 8 = eO-
Eight of them =:
Eight of them:

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №57826
 25.12.2011
Only in the army you understand that the toothbrush is real for hard-to-reach places.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57825
 25.12.2011
From Forum

Hello, please tell me what is the shelf life of cigarettes?
I bought a pack of cigarettes and I feel that they are crazy, first thought that it is due to the fact that I am now trying to quit smoking (earlier smoked a pack a day, and I pulled a pack for a week) and typically started to pull off, then looked at the date of manufacture, and there is written July 2008...

YYY: Are you afraid to harm your health?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57824
 25.12.2011
The wife goes on holiday for a week, soon a taxi will arrive, she stands dressed and gives the last instructions:
J: and water the flowers... do not forget to water the cactus in the refrigerator... feed the cat... and so on.
Literally every fourth item is "cat feeds" (in total she reminded about the cat 9 times, I counted!When she finished, I said in a joke:
I: Yes, and the flowers water.
Yes, of course, do not forget to water the flowers.
I: Listen, you forgot to say that I was feeding a cat.
Oh my God, of course. Do not forget to feed the cat.! to
I: Listen, you forgot to say that I was feeding a cat.
End the fool, I have no memory.

No-no...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №57823
 25.12.2011
Would you like to show you an ancient Russian photograph?! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57822
 25.12.2011
Today I found out where the female Kappa works in Metro Cash & Carey.
The woman who is different from the cancer for 108 UAH. Cancer is 145.
by price.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №57821
 25.12.2011
You have blood from
The wounds? The patient: no shit, lemonade.


[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57820
 25.12.2011
The Thunder! Who is alone in the New Year - I propose to meet at the fountain, Alley of the Young Men, on the Ring of Yamska Street, December 31, at 20.00. I think we will not miss either. The Beast!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №57819
 25.12.2011
You are talking about internet payments here, but I am worried about something else:
The man whose wife went on holiday for a week! Have you forgotten to feed the flowers and water the cat?
My friends, let us not be indifferent. Without our constant reminders, they will forget. The lives of the flower and the animals in our hands!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57818
 25.12.2011
A child (4 years) considers the kindergarten general photo:
Dasha in red, Andrei in green, Vanya in blue, Lisa in yellow.
After the break, shocked.
This is the Windows logo!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57817
 25.12.2011
Take the feelings out of the archive, wipe the dust out of the soul and the eyes, and learn to live beautifully, the earth is created for you!
Afrodite: Put your feelings in a tomic with a block, pour vodka with beer into a basin, cut olives and bread, the earth is made for you!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №57816
 25.12.2011
Today I realized the seriousness of my education at the Faculty of Humanities. She tried to remember the name of the fourth ninja turtle, picking the names of Renaissance artists in her head.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57815
 25.12.2011
We discussed with our colleagues the plans for the NHS.

YYY: I’ll go to a Christmas fair on Sunday and get inspired) if honest, I want to bake homemade cookies, cook glutches, and then ride skates under classic jazz, and then spend a romantic time with your loved one.
XXX: Essentially: eat, drink, scratch frozen water, well and, tired as it should, in exhaustion to have sex)
YYY: is not
XXX: I appreciated aesthetics, right. It is all jealousy.
Envy makes you look at things objectively.

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