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[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №137221
 24.12.2016
We sit with him in a cafe and I say to him, “Listen, man,
I’m stuck in the board and I won’t get married anymore.
I’ve offered you so much: fuck, make friends,
It is not foolish to cook in this economic hell.
I am a poet, and I have no time to wash curtains at night.
Clean the bathroom, fuck the twists and smooth out the clothes.
It is just a kind of cleansing hell.
My inspiration will leave me forever.
“You’re writing shit,” my brother-in-law says to me.
You can sacrifice this shit for the sake of the family.
We give birth to two or three children.
Buy a chicken, a duck, a horse, two Vietnamese pigs.
I will put on your mouth to listen to your husband at all.
So that there is no time to suffer over the outgoing rhythm.
You will make me the most wicked cheeks,
And you will get used to the fact that you are a grandmother: the mistress and mother.
And when I turned his douleur, I wrapped it between my eyes,
Spit on the finger, large.
"You’t go into shit, you’t go into business".
I put him on a fucking plate.
After taking the wine, I went to the Botanical Park.
She also boiled her glass, so that she could drink it until morning.
and slept on the shop, under the whirl of the cuddled dogs,
In the morning there was rubbish from me.

c) Levandovich

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137220
 24.12.2016
From the recall:
The towels were changed and delivered only after a trip to the reception, and only after a scandal otherwise (it is difficult to scandalize through a Google translator).

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №137219
 24.12.2016
>Do I just close all the tabs in the browser? and lt;

What does a person who asks a question in the style of "and I am alone...?", when it turns out that yes, indeed, he is doing it alone?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137218
 24.12.2016
One threw the keys, the other the coffee machine. The Consumer Society. They cease to feel the value of things, are first thrown away, then (maybe but rarely) think. As if everything falls from the sky, it comes for nothing. And all at the same time weep like a beaten prostitute, what everything is expensive and what salaries are small. More devils to the god of the anal wa-impulse, more things thrown out for the throne of consumption. A normal Soviet man, not poisoned by marketers, would first check the wire. And there would be in the process and convinced that the device was not to blame neither the sleep nor the spirit. Even the dust would blow inside.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137217
 24.12.2016
A good photographer is not one who has all the good pictures, but one who does not show the bad ones.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №137216
 24.12.2016
Money, power, alcohol are a kind of "manifestants". They do not make a person worse or better, they show what is in a person.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137215
 24.12.2016
XXX: Why did they build heavily, thoroughly before? Not counting the materials? Are the forces spared? Or was it just fashion?
WU: I think that’s not the matter. I loved saving before. But look, now the calculation of buildings is performed in these different software complexes. The width, height, weight, section, even the mark of concrete - everything is calculated to millimeters and milligrams. And before how? Will this column survive? God knows, let’s do three times more for every case. Did you add eggs to the solution? I don’t remember, put a few more.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137214
 24.12.2016
And then modern biochemistry breeds hands, because the chicken can not be collected back.

Chicken breasts are difficult. Only the staff can do so.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137213
 24.12.2016
Brother’s wife, Olga, asks our mom and dad:
Why did you call your son Sasha?
Mom, remembering with a smile of nostalgia:
“When he was born, we wrote different men’s names on pieces of paper and threw them into a hat, and then pulled out one of them.
Olga is curious:
What names have you written?
Mother :
- I wrote "Oleg", "Maxim", "Tolia"...
Pope, wearing in the mangal shampoo:
- And I wrote "Sasha", "Sasha", "Sasha";

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137212
 24.12.2016
You know, Maryn, put your hand on your heart.
yyy: remove my foot from my breast, smoke

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137211
 24.12.2016
He is a very cute child.
How cute is it?
It is so easy to sell alcohol.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137210
 24.12.2016
What a cruel decision...
It is not flexible, it is flexible.
Even better – imagine a flexible costume.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №137209
 24.12.2016
X: Let’s do something very bad?

YYY: I am listening

We go to bed on Friday at 22:00 sober.

XXX is overwhelming.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137208
 24.12.2016
Dick is logical. With a twenty-year-old mother, there is a forty-five-year-old cheerful grandmother, who will jump around her grandson with a goat, and with a forty-five-year-old mother, the grandmother is already seventy-year-old, she cannot, she has to jump herself.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №137207
 24.12.2016
"Alexander was attached to us, always calling us and telling us where we eat and how much we eat.
The food schedule is important. But I thought it could only be in the head... And Alexander and other places know.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №137206
 24.12.2016
DUGON: Olzo, there is a monarchy, there are all kinds of councils of managers, but what is better?
Chameleon: All the Pidars
Chameleon: if there are no pedars - any option will come down
Oh well Dick.
Dygon: Advice, stucco, is ineffective
And one person can easily be incompetent.
Chameleon: Water
Chameleon: must be combined
This is how we live, Hole.
We combine the inefficient with the incompetent.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137205
 24.12.2016
How good you are in Peter.
WOW: Great
The weather is just whispering.
Tagged with: "Kill Yourself"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №137204
 24.12.2016
Dada, and also Sepulchers and Sepulchers)

Indeed, it is so in the work itself. But do not despair! The author gave an additional explanation, from which everything becomes clear:
As I have already explained many times, the seals are very similar to the turquoise, and their colour range resembles soft strawberries. Of course, their practical function is different, but I think you, as an adult, do not need to explain it.
by S. Lem

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137203
 24.12.2016
On December 13, in an interview with TV channel «Russia 24» Alekperov said that in connection with the increase of excise duties on gasoline and diesel fuel will lead to the rise of retail prices for fuel. "From January 1, the excise duties on diesel and gasoline will rise by two rubles. Within two rubles. We, of course, will not in one day transfer all this to our consumers, we are still a socially responsible industry, but smooth growth in the range of 8% to 12% during the year will be,” said Alekperov.

And now count, my young friend: the increase in excise taxes = 2 rubles, and 8% from the current 40 rubles. for a liter (Moscow, yes, rounded) it is somewhere 3.2 rubles. And 12% is 4.8 rubles. I think the uncles want to fuck us somewhere again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137202
 24.12.2016
111: Something is wrong with me. Previously, there were tears from the onion, and now, at least, a tear. Either the onion another, or I lead the wrong way of life.
222: You have become heartless.
333: I read somewhere that it could help if I composed the word “eternity” from some figured.
444: From the letters A, P, O, J. I heard so.

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