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[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №38578
 09.11.2010
Video "20 most shocking photos" Slides with natural anomalies, disasters, terrifying animals...
And the comment "You have not seen my former aunt!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38577
 09.11.2010
Dark Water: Why I have such shitty thoughts about status "there are still men in this world who can make me happy!!! Thank you and Vichy!!" and :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38576
 09.11.2010
stated
Mary Jane (4 November 2010 at 1:06 am)
I cannot sleep...

Mary Jane (4 November 2010 at 8:48)
can

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №38575
 08.11.2010
I’d send you off, madmazel, but I’m afraid you won’t appreciate my humor.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №38574
 08.11.2010
Steve: Good night to you! and :)
(00:39:58) Tanya: :-)and you have a nice nose)))Fucking input!!!!! to
(00:40:02) Tanya and Tanya
(00:40:05) Tanya: dreams*
(00:40:11) Tanya: pipet... sorry

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38573
 08.11.2010
I sit in the evening behind the comp, comes a folder with a notepad, puts it on the table in front of the comp and says that I forgot my password.
I dictate to him, he begins to tick on the compass key, raises his head, with a depressed expression of the face begins again.
After the fourth time my conscience ceases to allow me to mock a person. I enter the password on the laptop key.
Dad looks at me for a couple of seconds, gives me a backpack, takes a notebook, leaves.
The Curtain

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №38572
 08.11.2010
RBC 12:07 Officer of Magadan Oblast. 420 thousand for theft. The rub. sentenced to a fine of 220 thousand. The rub.

Damn, I earned 200 more...so I want it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №38571
 08.11.2010
Brother: the girl was tempted yesterday, she even split up with her boyfriend
I fucking fuck her tomorrow.
Venus: Does she know you won’t have anything? You don’t expect any relationship?
Brother: I do not know
You... are you not conscientious?
Brother: She didn’t ask about it.
She asked you with serious intentions.
I answered yes.
I really want to fuck her.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №38570
 08.11.2010
nicknamed (09:28:01 8/11/2010)
Do you know what I was afraid of when I was studying?
Sqwero (09:28:18 8/11/2010)
No is
lis (09:28:42 8/11/2010)
Go to a doctor who studied like me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №38569
 08.11.2010
When did you ever say you were crazy?
filip_moris: yes, every day I hear, these damned voices have already touched, everybody says to me: you’re crazy, you’re crazy...=)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38568
 08.11.2010
I come home in the morning, I go into the kitchen: “Mom, what does it smell so delicious?” " -" puzzles "

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38567
 08.11.2010
xxx: and also yesterday night at Romik in Monopoly played... started at 10 p.m., ended at 7 am
xxx: one party
YYY: Yes, my fiancé told me, even if they called me.
Vanya psychic at 6 in the morning, hit Romik and fled home
This game is not for the weak.
Next time you should play too.
No, I need some kind of beer, shrimp, and so on.
Tagged: vodka
This will slow down the game.
YYY: Yes in P#Doo this game
That's why I didn't call you :D
yyy = (

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38566
 08.11.2010
Everyone is silent, and in the meantime, in Yekaterinburg, on November 4, a 50-kilogram PEELMAN was cooked! We rejoice, colleagues-admines, the Record Pelmen, he promises great grace.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38565
 08.11.2010
Tonavi (22:44:58 7/11/2010)
The thoughts fell out in a strange form on a snow-white facance.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №38564
 08.11.2010
From the discussion of the work of chefs in the bar staff:

Yesterday, Kolya also issued: the company has already come under closure, sat down to drink beer with cakes. Greens ordered a lot. As a result, after the next order, the strawberries come out of Kohl’s kitchen and feel like this: “Ira, give the third table a pleasant appetite.” They beat me!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38563
 08.11.2010
Taking into account the new law on police, the children's story of Sergey Mikhalkov "Uncle Stepa - a policeman" will have to be renamed "Ankl Steve - a policeman".

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38562
 08.11.2010
As a child, we carried a plate with soup to the hall because there was no TV in the kitchen. We grew up, and there is a telephone in the kitchen, but we still drag that plate into the hall. Because there is plasma, inches 50)))

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №38561
 08.11.2010
A neighbor found a cat a day ago, such a smoky-grey babysitter. What do you think he called the cat? Fuck the cat, Fuck the cat :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №38560
 08.11.2010
Go to the session! Millions of soldiers cannot be mistaken.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №38559
 08.11.2010
<KsuNik> and February 23 means not to congratulate those who did not serve???? to
<Anonymous> and March 8 means not to congratulate the girls who are not yet women?

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