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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №105194
 08.11.2014
News on the tape "Subordinate heads of the Foreign Ministry of Latvia confirmed his homosexuality"

Well, right, so they said "Da, Pidaras is another".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105193
 08.11.2014
Discussion of "elitarian" goods at overpriced prices:
ln_s is :
You can't open the universe, there are strangers everywhere. Some and electrons run faster in cables for 10k backs. And they hear the distinction.
The LB:
Here it is necessary to control: "and it would be fine in the acoustic, so it is in the force!";


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105192
 08.11.2014
To this: "The humor of the owner of the wedding salon "Ophelia" - nothing compared to the humor of the founders of the airline "Icar"."
The same humorist probably in Kazan called the pharmacy "Stix".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №105191
 08.11.2014
I add :

Along with the wedding agency Ophelia and the airline Icarus pleasantly closes the travel agency Itaka

And we have a tour company "Traveller". I don’t know just what specialization they hit – extreme tourism or economy tours.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105190
 08.11.2014
The most terrifying variant of Armageddon is the global strike of the lifters.

[ + 34 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105189
 08.11.2014
To the word:
The Web:
could not pass by.
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A dispute about missiles.
The first missile and installation of the launch fire was used by the Russian general Alexander Zasyadko during the assault of the Turkish fortress of Varna in September 1828. He calculated how much powder would be needed to fly to the moon, and concluded that powder was inefficient fuel.

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Alex́ndr Dmitrýtrievich Zasiáдко
Born in the village of Lutenka of the Gadyatsky district of the Poltava province in the family of the Cossack, the chief gunman of Zaporozhye Seči Dmitry Zasyadko.

Russian and B#@!!! Tagged #Crimean

The Russian General. Did he serve in another army? Maybe in Calcutta? No is? Go fuck it and go fuck it.
and ++++++
Moreover, it was not the Russian general - then and words of such little used - but the Russian. Oh, this is so. Bagration was also a Georgian prince and a Russian general.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105188
 08.11.2014
<[Yota]Remotion> by the way, we have a protein in the factory yard
<NASH-MYASH> [Yota]Remotion: Remove the message.
<[Yota]Remotion> AREA: there is documentary confirmation)
<NASH-MYASH> [Yota]Remotion: What are you doing? I still believe.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №105187
 08.11.2014
We worked with a friend on the construction somehow, even before the Tajiks. Workers are all locals. Prorab mocked everyone with fines, everyone holds up, does not drink at work. And then one day we brought a car of self-cutting with painted heads. The color was called "Red Wine". From the start of the unloading until lunch, everyone was silent, angry. Look at the boxes, and on them is large "Red Wine" written... In short, at lunch all drunk...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №105186
 08.11.2014
Horoscope: 2015 is the year of the wooden sheep.
Absolutely everyone has a chance for a new romantic relationship!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №105185
 08.11.2014
XXX: I need to rest.
YYY: what has happened?
xxx: came out in the evening after work, went to replenish money on the card, just the bank with terminals nearby. In the bank, I remembered that I forgot to take cash. So what’s the problem is removing it from the map. Removed, put on the map through another terminal, looked at the balance on the map. Long thought
Tagged: xDD

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №105184
 08.11.2014
XXX is
I have a shaped pattern...

YYYY
and EM?

XXX is
On the one hand, I understand that fathers are the same people as everyone else.
But on the other hand, when I hear from a comrade in a beard and with a beard, the printer does not start. It seems to be a bad..."
Something is going through my head.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №105183
 08.11.2014
I finally understood Indian philosophy. It can be expressed in a single phrase: “We are fooled at the fact that it is all around!” I understood this when I went to the database to test the road and found there above the roof of a pebble. He turned to his dumb associates in Peru, they flegmatically answered: this is ordinary shit, there are tons of it. Do not pay attention, test as if it is not there. Cleaning BD from centuries of garbage does not come to their mind. They get out of it and get around it. This is culture, this is philosophy. As they collapse directly on the street physically, so they collapse in the database, and neither there nor there they clean up. Only in such a cave can true yogis grow.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105182
 08.11.2014
Some people look at the world through pink glasses, others through black, and others care about their vision.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105181
 08.11.2014
Meaning is so. Do you know what Robusta is? Well, this is a type of coffee that even coffee makers do not consider coffee. Normal plantations cut it out because it is a weed.
Robusta is grown the same way. He is disgustingly bitter. Abominably powerful. Abominably cheap. The stroke of caffeine is such - that the heart jumps out and you run half a day of shuduroon.
I drank Robusta from the morning. by accident. The barista in the cafe did not know what grain was.
I was just broken into pieces!
He ran home and washed the windows, put 2 washes in the washing machine, made olives, borsches and potatoes in a peasant way (my brand recipe), washed the bathroom and bathroom, changed the bed, cleaned the service table and closet and finally hanged the TV on the roofs (built holes in cement for the joy of the neighbors).
Well, for the little things there - to the store ran, dust wiped out, changed the bulbs.
The wife comes home, she looks at it all... and it really shines! Her first sentence after the stumbling:
Who are you and what have you done to my husband???? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №105180
 08.11.2014
When I was a pioneer, I was told how good it would be to live in the future. Now they tell me how good it was to live when I was a pioneer.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105179
 08.11.2014
Dialogue about the newly purchased player:
Boy: not burning - in a couple of days you will not know how you could have lived without him. Apple has good products.

Girl: lf t,fkf z d hjn 'nb ghjlerns b htubcnhfwb. gkfnye

Guy: I correctly translated "Yes "I loved" I put these products in my mouth and pay for registration!"?

The girl: precisely

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №105178
 08.11.2014
Along with the wedding agency Ophelia and the airline Icarus pleasantly closes the travel agency Itaka

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №105177
 08.11.2014
I walked in the corridor. In front of the little one, mimimi, jeans in a weigh, a coat, such a straight girl-girl... and then she decided to clean her throat:
"RJRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
The tank barely gave birth to hide in it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №105176
 08.11.2014
Is India an amateur or what?
and XXX. I wrote somewhere how cool to drive to India – just to understand how cool it is, and how good it is at home.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №105175
 08.11.2014
Dialogue with a programming engineer
This is my problem. I do 2 + 2, I get 3.
So you write in the accounting program, here is a 25% discount, as appropriate.

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