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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №145374
 06.10.2017
XXX: I am angry with this "hor".
XXX: The meaning of something
XXX: Normal People
XXX or falling patrol
XXX: or all of the department
xxx: but not "art" scuco!! to
XXX: The Hipsters

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145373
 06.10.2017
xxx: Sometimes a system carried through the factory pass.
xxx: Wachtersha rewritten the serial number from the back.
XXXX: 220V and 50Hz

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145372
 06.10.2017
I just listened to Philip Dick's "Killing", where the entrance door, the refrigerator required 5 cents for opening, and in case of refusal threatened the court, and today I read here: "Discussions about the prospect of keeping cards for passing in the elevator."
They want to introduce something like that. It really significantly saves the house and the elevators work longer. People are healthier. They go on foot.)
......
Not to use the toilet. Or suddenly - a new year, unfresh fish - and you lost the card.
What is there next with Philip Dick, Electric Animals?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145371
 06.10.2017
“The recognition of cyber sports at the state level in Russia has finally begun to bear fruit. The Russian Federation of Computer Sports and the Russian Federation of Computer Sports will hold a joint cyber-football competition on PS4. The winners and prize-winners of these tournaments will receive sports titles and titles.
WSJ: Will there be a military pension?
ZZZ: It depends on who you fought for.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145370
 06.10.2017
From the Fire:

A separate story was with an attempt to share on Facebook. Facebook chooses the photo itself, and it is impossible to change it. For some reason my text “Lost Innocence” was accompanied by a photo of a daughter with a cactus.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145369
 06.10.2017
Truth is done. My companion moved from apartment to apartment and had only one flower in his pot - coca. Yes, the same one. On the derivative leaves of which Escobar earned ohuliards.

But in the turmoil of the move of the flower (although it is more like lemon in appearance) put in the entrance to the border there some and forgot. I remembered in 24 hours. Naturally, he is no longer there. tk. The house is in a good area, most likely it was taken to live with you, because it looked like "take the plant-we don't need it." So now someone’s home has a real Colombian coca, and that someone will never know about it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145368
 06.10.2017
The standard is 40 people per toilet :)
and yo-ho! A bottle of rom.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145367
 06.10.2017
XXX: What is a party?
Yyy: Like the morning, only you are not a rabbit, but a pig.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145366
 06.10.2017
Representatives of the alpha-sams

What about the beta-chebureks? Or an omega white?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145365
 06.10.2017
The sixth can be early and late and bad.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145364
 06.10.2017
I am married to a new-same. With us live p-children, p-tests and p-tests.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145363
 06.10.2017
Mushrooms are like addicts: slow walking, strangely looking at the sides and constantly touching themselves in the face, as if removing a web.
YYY: It was funny before. Since the theme of bookmarks has developed, the nits have become similar to mushrooms.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145362
 06.10.2017
The more liberal the liberal, the more monarchical the monarchist, the more Orthodox the Orthodox, the more likely they were in the past to be the leading workers of the Komsomol.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145361
 06.10.2017
Jen006: We have this concept in the family "catolic "- it means a cat came to you on the hand, and therefore you are temporarily incapable)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145360
 06.10.2017
Guest: You believe in GMOs, and what has already been proven and confirmed that the DNA of chimpanzees and humans is 98 percent similar, you are afraid to believe.
The Urso! Bananas have 50% of the total genome. And not only with him... So, in the greenhouse without a machete - not a leg. Or the cucumbers will fade and flee at sunset. "The Revolt of the Fruit Garden" Compare the similarity of genes, one shit that compares md5 files. The difference of 2% and instead of the collection of works of Dostoevsky will get the video archive of Sasha Gray.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145359
 06.10.2017
From GX10:

Once I moved to another country. There were several reasons, and I have not told anyone about the main one. But to you, I must admit, I did not want to write a dissertation. Emigration with the loss of citizenship seemed just enough reason to quit postgraduate studies. I was fooled by my friends. When Gorbachev began to release Jews (and under Brezhnev the border was mostly on the castle), the issue of leaving arose like a bridge in St. Petersburg, painted by a group of "War". I remember walking around Nevsky and talking about eternity. I argued that there was no need to go, because friends, and therefore life, are here. "What if they all leave?" they asked me. "Then there will be nothing else," I admitted. "Let’s get a deal and let’s go together", they said. We hit in the hands. A year later I was in America. They remained in Russia.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145358
 06.10.2017
From the bathroom came a shout of despair:
No one would believe it was chocolate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145357
 05.10.2017
How do I translate the word "Crime" into English? I am just writing a summary...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №145356
 05.10.2017
"What social responsibility do women have?"

Same as all citizens of the country? They have to comply with the laws, pay taxes, vote in elections. As well as men.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145355
 05.10.2017
xxx:...so we will write our own CMS, with BD and s
yyy: eye with databases and templates?

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