A friend of my former eye is a shy guy and once he asked me to buy him an intimate lubricant at the pharmacy. So here, we enter the pharmacy, I read advertisements anywhere near the door, these two are in line. My approaches the pharmacist and says - a package of condoms Durex, she in response says that the small packs are no longer, there are large packs - for 12 pieces. He says - let's have a lubricating tube please, here he turns to a friend... he remembers that he needs lubrication, turns to the pharmacist and pronounces - Two tubes!!! to
O_O

55-year-old German farmer Wolfgang Zober from the city of Naumburg met on the Internet with a 38-year-old lady named Randy Victoria. She was very nice in the pictures and even more cute in the real acquaintance. And it was only during the wedding night that it was discovered that Randy was not really a woman. In fact, not a woman at all. Ralph (which was actually called “the lady”) was the owner of a penis and the father of two children. What the bride expected is not very clear, because the deceived farmer immediately demanded the divorce, which he received. Local advocates for transgender and gay rights accused Wolfgang of prejudice and homophobia.

Actually, you think a member of the wife))))))

Taken with all the well-known tracker (discussing the new game):
Q: Is it worth playing?
A: No at all. Because of games, I am a virgin at 22 years old.

Magazine advises to put money off on children’s education.
They fool, of course: my wife and I did not postpone anything, and our children were still formed.

When I was a student of law, criminal law specialization, a very kind and sentimental man Galina Dmitrievna P. or Baba Gal (B.G.As we called it love. So, there is a lecture on the investigation of crimes associated with leaving newborns in danger, i.e. babies abandoned by mothers.
B.G And here he lies on the frost, wrapped in a single diaper, just born, (wishing to give the situation a more emotional color, adds) even the umbilical cord is not cut!!Addressing the disgraceful student: “Stop talking, get up and tell me what you as an investigator must do to find the mother of the abandoned baby?”
XX (shake the tail for a short time):"Well, to look for it, the umbilical cord is not yet cut, as you said, here is the umbilical cord on the umbilical cord and sooner or later I will come to his mother..."
The lecture was broken :)))
Galina Dmitrievna low tribute, from grateful graduates 2005!!! to

A big quarrel with a girl is like Russian roulette, you wrongly guess the reason for her outrage is to be trouble.

The lecture. Course "Operational Systems" The Lector:
"Well, in general, to be clearer - I will write on the assembly"

Imagine, there is such a species - Walking Sows!
2 is cool.
In fact, they are already extinct...
2: Staying

The CMP just kills sometimes:
Today I entered our bedroom in a circular coat on a naked body. My husband was sitting on my back, completely naked. I thought he was waiting for me to have sex. I began to dress up playfully...then I saw that he was drawing a rodent on his penis and talking to him. KMP

Local news is burning:
To the dog, who was wounded by 7 puppies, heart-healthy citizens threw up 10 puppies. The dog was lying in the pond for two days and refused to feed the puppies.

I would also get rid of that.

The Black Swan joined us.
HUN73: What are you doing?
[13:41:32] HUN73: Over the Flying
HUN73: with the head
[13:41:39] HUN73: not what you are
[13:41:42] HUN73: You will not get
[13:41:46] HUN73: the black crown
HUN73: I am not yours
The Black Swan has left us.

XXX at the club Lena saw on Saturday
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxxx her
XXX and Tanya
YYYYYYYYYYYYY?
xxxx her
xxx and collar
XXX is also not.

I noticed a pattern: the language layout changes only when you click on the language icon.

Moscow, Proletarian Prospect 16 Corps 3 second entrance from the metro. On the second floor there is an access point. wpa-psk-tkip, passkey - lolkabla
Help each other if you need to.
Hopefully a pluss.

Z is. In general, it would be a good site with a search by addresses with a crazy net. Why not? Anyone who wants to share can do it.

We are celebrating our 25th birthday:
Daddy
I have 18 in my shower.
Chorea
I am also 13 years old in a cold soul.

In the United States, the word "woman" was banned as an insulting hint of gender. Now they say "Vagino American".

( R )

The acting persons:
m a l a i 1 (M1) - 4 years
m a l a i 2 (M2) - 14 years
p o d r u i k a (p) - 20 years

I sit in a distant room, I hear the wild or horror of M1, and after a few seconds the wild rust of M2 and P. run there. M2 and P rye, sliding down the hole, M1 is not visible. I ask, Esau, what has happened.

P. decided to change clothes. There is, such, a topless (there is all in order) runs M1 and begins drawn type "And Yulka has breasts!" to which P reasonably replied that when M1 grows up, she will have the same!!! The baby had the prospect of having a breast!!! Went and escaped! I found it in the closet after 2 hours!! to

Rina

Lecturer on Matan: Every cosinus in the shower is a sinus, but for this it must have a phase shift.

Lectures on the crisis, the beginning. Everyone greeted the teacher, sat down, quieted. In the audience there is a clear sound of something pulling in through the air.

Shortly thinking, the teacher asks, “What a strange sound, as if someone would say now, “Luke, I’m your father!”

P.S He was very respectful 8)

xxx (00:12:57 27/10/2009)
Drink milk, not what I did yesterday.