Why do all women without exception infect healthy men with sexually transmitted diseases?
YYY: They are naughtyly planting their lustful cracks on innocent men’s trunks. The Sterves.

1> two-digit
1> as inflation by the end of the year
2> thank God not three-digit
2> as a dollar by the end of the year

News on Yandex (Nizhny Novgorod):

A plane from Penza arrived in Nizhny Novgorod without passengers on board

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First was a surprise, then it turned out that the passengers were waiting to leave (((
And how many different options have managed to be born in the head, up to the abduction by aliens)

The third night proves to me that he is natural.
Yesterday I bought... the third night proves...

Damn, if they were logically correct!
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Be glad for the girl! It was one night in three!

I work in the call center. We are calling customers of the car company nnn.
Operator: Do you think the nnn company cares about you?
Client: Only my mom, my dad and my wife care about me!

by Odminkotešredder!! to

Okay well! Anyway to be. I will buy a few rubles for a dollar. Watch the news.

xx: Recommend any jump enhancement program that works 100%.
Neo is you?

The sum of the cheque coincides with the PIN code.
One day in the store at the box office, a check for the amount of 500p 26kop was stolen.
I extend the card and the cashier asks:
Will there be 26 copies?
I didn’t even know what to answer right away.)

Are we even ahead?

Flying summer
Autumn has arrived
The Euro 49
The $38
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Flying Autumn
It was snow, look.
Dollars of 48
The Euro 63

In all online games, I am wildly upset when I am invited to help the PvP. And all, fucking, because at the age of 7 I couldn’t cover my father in dancers and ended up standing in the corner for 4 hours before my mother came from work.

From the creators of the "May-Kun" and the "Ebola panacea" to the coffin of the non-Russian.

This virus is spreading so fast. My panacea is just beginning! (A 25-year-old girl who used the word "panacea" twice before, instead of "epidemic").
There is no such thing in an essay. (Accountant with experience, a woman already retired)
Another girl 28 years from day to day just curls my ears in a pipe, with a clever look, pronouncing: swallowed, stumbled, descended... Several times something was laid out in her base, a couple of times she spoke about a serberner and ten times she told me that she wanted to buy a cat in a pot filler of silicone gel, every time at the same time opening the info in the search engine and seeing this word (silikagel, if any)... Peterskaya, by the way, not from the village came, with a tower, even accounting...
And all the days around me, everyone is lying, lying and lying.

>.<

The teacher writes.

I had six checkpoints today.
There was a task that ended with the words: "How many machines are in the shop?". In one notebook I read: “In the shop there were 98 glasses, in the other – in the shop there were 98 remains.” Questions two - what the workers drank and what the children told at home. Modern children are not attracted to working professions.

I worked a year ago to go on vacation.
I have been working a year to pay for my vacation.

Russian roads are the most normal roads in the world.
Sander: The presence of asphalt on Russian roads perfectly corresponds to the normal distribution of Gauss: it can be asserted with absolute certainty that in 50% of cases asphalt is present on the road, regardless of the chosen point on the so-called route.

We see the city of Babylon.
Three thousand years ago:
The elephant runs, the elephant runs.
Tiamat is flying.

The Academic pulls the arrow band,
Shoot on the move.
Gilgamesh told us to live.
The Encyclopedia leads us!

The enemy was destroyed and became the enemy.
of dragon skins.
for Kish, for Ur, for Shuruppak,
For heredity, Nippur!

It is time to change the name to srach.im.

<...> Could Ukraine claim foreign property of the USSR, which all came to Russia?
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Something I will not remind that Ukraine claimed to pay the debts of the USSR, which also came to Russia.

From the discussion of the repairs made by the jamsuit:
I have a friend who is good at farce (the devil knows why he needed it, but studied it). Repairs were carried out in the apartment. After another battle he built them in his native language (Tajik - practically a dialect of the Farsi). He built so hard. After that, only the brigadier of the Tajiks appealed to him and only on "you".
WOW: Go to you. I started studying Turkish. As a side effect, he began to understand what the Uzbek cleaners are trembling about. I screamed at them to talk quietly. Previously, comments were responded only if complaining to the brigadier. Since then, my desk and its surroundings have been wiped and cleaned with special care. The ways of God are unknown.

That day we went home to a colleague who was taking care of me to pick up tools for small repairs at my house. He always behaved like a gentleman – he was polite and caring, just a wonderful boy. I’ve been in agreement for a few days and I think this boy can do whatever he wants with me. While they were with him, he brought a bouquet of huge white roses, covered it with his hood so that it would not freeze. Going to go out. While dressed in the hallway, he bended, put on a shoe, put his foot forward, and said:
Tanyu, tie up the ropes.
I look at him, at his unleashed shoe, at the bouquet I hold with my two hands, and I wonder where I should put it to tie the boy’s ropes. Seeing my confusion, he adds:
You will come, you will stumble and you will fall.
And he points his finger to my cords with whirling ropes, continuing to tie his shoes.
I'm glad that I'm a sloppy - I didn't have time to put off the bouquet and rush to tie the boy's ropes. A good man would be scared. So for a few weeks he didn’t know how inadequate I was.

Lex: Every time someone says, “Do you respect me?” I want to say, “Do you respect me?” Stir with iodine)