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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10920
 09.10.2008
Kallisto: Well, why the most interesting dreams come after the first alarm clock :-(

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №10919
 09.10.2008
He knocks a little. I authorize. The status of "sweet sausage". interested in
by Deacon:
Hi, how do you do! Let us meet! I am 14 years old.
I am :
Hi, I'm busy and I don't have to talk, so I only have one question. What kind of candy do you make?
by Deacon:
The sauce of menthol.
I am :
Do you want a magic? Is there a Coca-Cola car?
by Deacon:
There is a refrigerator, and what magic.
I am :
Taste the cola, throw three tablets of menthol into your mouth at once, and sharply drink with a huge throat of cocoa. Feelings are unrealistic.
by Deacon:
(After 2 minutes) Nutsuka is not real.
Contact removed itself.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10918
 09.10.2008
She is: Hi! Do I come to you tomorrow?
Come, there will be no one at home! and ;)
She: Do you have something to eat? Otherwise we will die of hunger. I eat a lot!
Don’t worry, we won’t die! Your mouth will be busy all day. and 😉 😉
She is a shit!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10917
 09.10.2008
I am looking for beautiful words for introducing a course project. Google on request "Electrical equipment industry is important" issues "Cannabis crops in the Voronezh and Kursk regions are important. ..."
Google seems to be more visible.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10916
 09.10.2008
On the Dating Site:
Will you save me from my virginity?? to
Anna is simple. and shabby.


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10915
 09.10.2008
A sunny autumn morning. A man stands on the bank of a river falling into the sea and fishing. Bamboo pad, 2 pads with worms. Not the key. What a heaviness I felt on the hook. A man gets a crab and sees a crab hanging at the end of the crab. The crab of one claw holds the hook, and the other breaks off the pieces of the worm and eats the stucco!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10914
 09.10.2008
A few months ago I met a young man, the son of a father’s acquaintance. A boy 20 years old. After meeting, he thought of me and my sister: “They don’t know anything about clothes.”
And recently he called us home and asked about the tags on the forums, what it is and how to use. He explained, explained, and broke up on the shelves. When I put the telephone, I thought with a breath that (giving that he is not the first time he is seeking such consultations) he is not entirely familiar with computers.
And then I heard some hiccups...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10913
 09.10.2008
And my grandmother’s sister was afraid to die before Santa Barbara was over.

c) The Rioterra

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10912
 09.10.2008
Andrei
You have to wear a cloth to work.

Retooc
The golden words!

Retooc
I have been thinking about it for half a year.

Retooc
I have no time to lie on it, Andrey Viktorovich

Retooc
I think about my country, about my homeland.

Andrei
You are a gold man

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10911
 09.10.2008
Maryam ‎(20:30)
Are you going to hit me??? (A look at the cat in the shrek)
Ananas ‎(20:31):
of course a blow (the sight of a drunk bear from the factory)

c) dino_dzoff

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10910
 09.10.2008
I suspect that the black strip of my life has been shaken since my parents gave me to kindergarten "Elenok"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10909
 09.10.2008

Princess (21:47:18 1/10/2008)
How to download the phone?

streetb@list (21:47:30 1/10/2008)
Do you have smart?

Princess (21:47:40 1/10/2008)
Megaphone

streetb@list (21:47:51 1/10/2008)
Do you have a smartphone?

The Princess (21:48:20 1/10/2008)
How is

Princess (21:48:27 1/10/2008)
Slider

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10908
 09.10.2008
DASH: Answer my question
Lawyer : well?
What is the point of living then?
LaWey: hz, you’ve gone...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10907
 09.10.2008
He said: Well the light!? to
She: I said it already! Remove it!
She: And you were born for 15 minutes, and you survived!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10906
 09.10.2008
xxx: Yes, it’s almost perfect... An apartment on a drywall next to the center... a car next to the lexus...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10905
 09.10.2008
antaneskou
2048 is the year of the boom.

Wiseman
When when?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10904
 09.10.2008
Alexandra
Representatives of the company Virgin Galactic, which is going to send tourists into space, rejected the offer to shoot a pornographic film on board its spacecraft. If agreed, the company could earn $1 million.

Old Pepper
The pornographers were...

Virgin - translates as "Virginity"... fuck, found someone to offer porn shooting

07.10.2008 16:47:44, Old Pepper
porn film in unheaviness... shower... you end by - and translation :)))))) the whole team will be abused, you will get tired of collecting :)))))))))))

Old Pepper
The water is poured out in weightlessness - the drop is flying, well, the mouth has caught it - and that's all.

And this is the sperm of a porn actor so who to collect?

Kashtanka
Partner in the film...

Old Pepper
The naked woman is flying, the mouth has enough balls.

Old Pepper
The whole porn team drives them away.

Fuck the fuck. I want such a movie.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10903
 09.10.2008
There he was, he was 2.2, weighing 159 kg, he was told that he was 5 kg more and he would not go to the army for obesity. So he with a joyful cry "Come forward, into the cake!" escaped from the hospital. We were all there! and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №10902
 09.10.2008
Give the Vietnamese girl. She must like it :)

It was cold like snow last year.
Your eyes are as gray as the sky.
Many winters have passed since spring.
And you are touchingly small like a rommy.
When you go to work, people go too.
And the doors of the bus lie down "chrysus crust";
by Vicont(C)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10901
 09.10.2008
by Fuck.
I can’t watch porn – I’m jealous :(

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