Natalia is pregnant!
Oh well rally?! to
I guess it’s more vaginal...

Akurochkin: Because our Great Ancestors lived, worked, suffered and perished... friends and fought... through tears and blood... day and night... openly and secretly... on the battlefield, in prisons, in scientific laboratories... forever, continuously, battling the beast.

nopy4uk: Kurochkin, I have seen many explanations in life, but these ancestors who have lived, suffered and died in scientific laboratories for centuries have overshadowed them all. is genius. Did you have white mice?

The courier threw the general and chief in the stupor. Giving them documents asks.
Where can I repair a tie?
The headmaster replies that there is a mirror beside the secretary. He nodded and said he needed another mirror.
The general and the chief in a stupor, what kind of mirror does he need if all the ladies are cheerful there and where is his tie hidden if he is in a sweater and a jacket? Five minutes later, the courier admitted he needed a toilet.

Good for people who have young children or siblings. You can calmly and with dignity go to any cartoon, type "baby brought" :)

xxx: boys, walked with a girl and at the end of the bathroom accompanied her stood at the entrance wanted to kiss her but sneezed and my snake flew out on my cheek. Mine has another chance to see her, as you think. I liked it very much (
I think it’s a legendary success.
Zzz: Tell that in your tribe this is the highest form of sympathy.
Kkk: Well, at least I didn’t get rid of it.

Pavel: Do you have a car?
Christians are there.
Will you give me it tonight?
Christine is lady. Why did you ask about the car?! to

Neighbors collect signatures "Against ants". Isn’t it too self-confident to try to destroy those who survived the dinosaurs?

The term “bear service” now has a special political shade and a state scale.
Joseph of Egypt

The ethnographic expedition. The Iron Discipline. The first-eaters go in the evening to wash with the locals in the bathroom in order to establish contact. The leader is just forbidding them.), but with the following hint: return at 24.00, not to drink, and most importantly - will be local (will, will be!) When we ask about our girls, the answer should be clear: our girls are not filmed (that’s all we missed!) is
It is necessary to say that the guys did not return at midnight, but at 2 o'clock at night, pumped by the hospitality of the local sameon. joyfully that the contact with the local established, exhibits in the university museum
It will be immeasurable. And they that the locals were really interested (well, you looked like in the water!) Our girls, for which they were categorically declared (you have to comply with at least some orders of the bosses!“Our daughters are not alien, they are not alien, they are not alien. The response of the locals was simply shocked by the hospitality that remained in the depths: "Men, don't worry, we will fit your bodies!“”

noticed? Advertising “Sweet Couple”
It has long since disappeared from TV screens.
You won’t see her in 12 years.)

When I am at work, the phone is usually taken by my daughter (D), 14 years old. Once she said that we are called home every week by people from the dairy factory (Z), who were actually calling the store. Once they had a conversation.
A: Hello, this is a milk factory on order.
Q: Do you call the store?
A: Yes, but where did I get?
A: In the morse. Do not call anymore, otherwise customers are scared to call.
No calling for a month.

If you think all men are goats, check whether you are stupid.

The Rambler News.
Title: "Income from Russian deposits went on the rise"

The first comment:
Income from Russian deposits went on the rise.
Flight from Sheremetyevo.Flight Moscow-London.

A great way to dispose of excess alcohol-containing liquids for non-drinking teachers and their families:
Take two liters of cognac, add a tablespoon of Fairy "Sweet lemon". We put it all in a glass washer.
The glass washer on ethanol is much better than the isopropyl, which is now sold: it has a less sharp smell, does not form blurry divides on the glass, and the glass washer on cognac itself has a pleasant smell, even without odor. A freezing temperature of about -30 is sufficient for Moscow.

c group "Our Radio" from VKontakte:

Pavel Chuev 13:45:45, 28 October 2011
Oh, on the car Oka in the pond flew with a companion, beautifully so, from the breakout, and I always thought that the car drowns like in the movies, slowly, and no eye drowned instantly.

Igor Tarhanov 13:53:51, October 28, 2011
The eye is not shit.)

I have teeth :(
XH: O_O
I went to the dentist and he said it was bad.
Fuck, I thought...

Interview with Antonio Banderas:

Why did you decide to make a movie about the cat? Why not a donkey? Or here in "Shrek", for example, there was an interesting character - a depressed spider.
Probably because the producers decided that my secondary character... has brilliant prospects to become a star! Because everybody loves cats.

Those who haven’t booked a table yet, hurry!There are very few free tables!! to
If you don’t have a table, you’ll get in.
No, they will not be allowed in. Entrance only with tables.

Don’t talk to a child like a child if you don’t want him to talk to you like a marasmatic in 40 years.

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