XXX: Yesterday too, a freezer came to my sister. I ordered a closet and replaced the mirror door on the balcony. The door broke a little from the bottom, in general, it needs to be changed, but the hands do not reach. So decided once he already came to bring me to measure the mirror.
XXX is so. My husband goes to the store, and sees how under the cover of the night’s darkness, his wife leads a suspicious man home, and says, “Ash, you go, we’re quick.”
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: Don’t be so fooled over Pasha
Has the man survived?
xxx survived

Even a bunch of strange mistakes (I can’t watch alone anymore).

"Freshly survived juice"

x_x

It is called Lucifer! It was called Lucifer!"
On May 15, 2011 in Yaroslavl, Dobryna Nikitich Bogatyrov was born.

A small example from life. A cottage village with its own poor inhabitants, everyone fell away and hired a local man on a tractor to clean the road from snow in the winter. He ran a couple of times and said, “I hate you, the rich, and I will not work for you for any money.” Bad for the conductor. Create your own morality.

Another example from life. Similar settlement and other initial data. They hire a tractor from a neighboring village. So in winter he cleans the snow regularly, and in summer he paches. And his house is unshakable, and Passat is almost new. Morality is that people are different.

Support sheep, how long do you work tomorrow?
YYY: Now the technical support department was offended

My advice to you: go crazy, or read Wikipedia for a bad end. You will be protected from how many non-commodity production in Russia. For example, I have five machine-building companies in the city.
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We have one, in the center of the city. True, I have never seen their devices, but I have been watching the "Office Rental" sign for 15 years.

From the hub about the video from the camera installed on the car.

XXX: Has the video become more stable?
yyy: Purposeful use of the budget for road construction.

7th of November – Old Fagues with a holiday!!!!! to

From Habr: "In general, there are humans and there are social animals".

I live with a guy and a cat on the first floor. The cat is domestic (the guy too, but this is not essential), it is not on the street, but under the windows a bunch of cats always whisper, calling her. Here is a kiss sitting on the window and looking at cats.
The guy looks out the window: there is a knight with a cat.
I (flegmatistically): say it’s his sister

Nicole White: In the 80s there was Natasha’s toilet soap and it really liked my mom. So I was called Natasha. It’s just ppz, to name a child in honor of a soap.

From Twitter:
I'm sorry to break off the Nawalny scandal, but we have €57 there. Apologize again.

Forgotten about the marketers:

This space route is absolutely safe for any trader!* is

According to the results of the inspection of the heavy cruiser "Cassiopeia" 11 years ago

You still cannot understand that Russia is an empire. That Russian is not blood, it is spirit. The Russian is not the one whose blood is cleaner, but the one whose thoughts are clear.



And to decide whether a person’s thoughts are clear, it will be you. Scrap and spirituality come to the rescue when logic and common sense have already said everything.

In the office there are always cats, they just have nowhere to go. What laws does the employer violate, according to which article to engage him?
WOU: Not providing separate living space for cats.

In the middle of the last century it was completely incomprehensible how a person thinks (now this is also incomprehensible, but at a different level).

XXX: Girls, we learn the great and powerful (copied in the neighboring theme): "You whom this swallow of stallerous, swallowed earring swallow called?"
XX: My vocabulary has expanded considerably. I tried to find out what these mysterious words meant.
You can’t learn this!!! to
Half of the words used are wrong!!! to
"Stolerossova" - is not in Russian at all!
There is "Stoerosa"
Not a dust, but a dust.
And the point is that the "stoerossova dub" is large in size, but rarely a dumb person.
Why the letter "l" is not clear in principle!
About "Shaball" has already been written.
Generation of Pepsi, fuck it!
He can’t even argue!

ZY: Sorry for my education, which really interferes... sometimes...

This is our new car, made in Russia.
Shlepenbach: The tram, of course, is beautiful, but if he still had a tarantula, so that the foreigners on the way would crack.

When you meet your prince, how many cats do you think you will have?

to this:

XXX: I think...
Chuck Norris will die someday.
And then I will reassure all the soldiers that he wasn’t dead, but just went to kill Death.

Does this naive man really expect to survive Chuck Norris?