XXX is
I will whistle.
YYYY
The GMM. Hado fold the lips in a tube and blow. You can?
XXX is
I don’t have a tube to fold my lips into.

There was a joke this morning.
Masha (4 years) asks – Mom, and when I grow up and be like you, where will I work?
Where you want, you will be there.
Re: I don’t want to work! A-A A

The IT Corporation
A strong female voice in the hallway.
All, I have eaten!
The Flegmatic Man:
The overflow count...

Eat ONLY raw meat and fish and all bacteria will become your friends.
YYY: Well what? Can parasites be friends?
xxx: how to say... though, among people there are parasites-friends :D

Advertisements on the walls

We had nice stops all over the city a year ago. Very soon they were caught up with ads of various kinds of horns and pebbles across the surface, despite the presence of a huge board for ads (where two per two meters). I always break them down at every stop, but my efforts are a drop in the sea. How to fight more effectively?

You can, of course, sit in the bushes and shoot at killing... But I would like to do without a crime.

A female figure without shortcomings is usually recognized as one who has surpluses in the right places!

When I was 10-11 years old, my brother and I were taken to church. Before confession, my father asked me if I knew what communion was. I said I am smart and I know. And he told him what is the communion, the communion, what they differ from, and did not forget about the involving turnaround.

I thought first – what is the new clever scheme? Banks collect money from the people, steal it safely, and then shout, "Oh God, the people have lost money, the state must urgently help!" The state organizes insurance payments and various sanations there. Where does the state get the money in principle? Right for the people. Nothing new, the people with the help of the state feed the scammers.

The xxx:
Feelings that the Russian judges have a monument such as the degree of danger: 1) a retired man stole a 3 year old struggler; 2) killed a man someone's son - 3 years of settlement; 3) stole an official - 3 billion years conditionally. 4) Navalny left the entrance for -20 days.

All the leaves have fallen.
The Blue Elves
The trousers hanged on the pebble.
The cowards hang.

BorisM (13:47:33 3/10/2017)
I told Rodion in the kindergarten in a group a boy broke his jaw.
I (13:47:54 3/10/2017)
No is
BorisM (13:48:18 3/10/2017)
That tell me. at Rodion in the kindergarten in a group, the boy broke his jaw.

Examples of how to heat food quickly:
The specific heat capacity of the water - 4200 J / kg C. The energy of the bullet (charge of the crush) gun - take 2100 J. 10 shots in a cup of 100 ml of water will raise the temperature by 50 degrees. This is probably the fastest way.

If you are an archaeologist:

I really like the game of contrasts: on the page I have verified glamorous photos, and in the photo with me - dirty terrible Lennochka surrounded by the same alcoholics sits in different heaps of shit)))

Russia plans to create an operating system for aircraft

Landgraph: Knowing the level of our programmers: either it will be able to fly in the absence of pilots and fuel, or it will fall to a height of 256 meters.

XHH: We brought into agreement the technological instructions for our production on 24 sheets. I read and take the face: it is written illiterate, composed incorrectly, part is wrong in general. Good things have to be done again. But if I say this, I will be forced to rewrite, so my verdict will be "Excellent instruction!".
The flexible approach)

For the last year my entrance door was regularly glued with ads in the spirit of "Computer master, I live nearby, I will come quickly, I cook deliciously, my head doesn't hurt." These are the same masters who charge 500 rubles for installing a keyboard driver and 100 rubles for each file when scanning an antivirus. I found a rather original way to combat this spam: - I call, I call to the address where the ad is glued. When the master who awaits the cut-off babble comes, I say to him, “Are you at the entrance?” Do you see your advertisement? Take pictures and go back!
It has been clean at the door for six months.

Comments on the harm of pornography:
Damn are such good movies where everyone is happy and loving each other harmful?

They almost understood what was harmful: a false picture of reality was created there.

xxx: Here you plant the doll beautifully and run around it with a photo until you see what on the screen "beautiful picture". As I saw, you press a button and the photocopy takes off. The Profit.

Wow, you know, Anon and Nifiga. Do you want me to tell you what it really is for someone like me who can’t tolerate photography? So, you cool dress, cool hair and put the doll in a beautiful posture. You are loving. Then you take a photo, put it on and see a fucking shit on the screen. You go down the picture and see a beautiful doll. You go around, bring a photocall, and the shit gets worse. You go down and see a beautiful doll. Well, after a couple of such walks, you say ‘Nah!’, you knock the button from the first position you hit, without looking you pour into the forum and come back to sew a new suit.

With her gift, an electric blanket with heating and massage, the sister put the final point in my attempts to restore my personal life.
Spiritual experiences on the scale "what horror, you need to do something" and "super, I want to always" stagnated on "I warm, comfortable and the brain is not #@out". You probably have to take your fate and have another cat.))))))

I go on the ladder.In front of two girls-friends aged 13-14.One of them has a large shirt, which almost stuck in the stairs.And then another girl says -you want to end the life like Anna Karenina, confused in the shirt!? to